By Shaun Clayton in
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Thursday, Jul. 29 2010 @ 7:57AM
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But since the Doctor likes the ladies, we've decided to follow his lead. At the risk of projecting a voice akin to a lonely pathetic Doctor Who fanboy crying into his 12-foot scarf/burrito, here now are the ten hottest Doctor Who companions. 10) Rose Tyler
There was always a problem with Rose and that was she was very clearly and specifically supposed to be a love interest for the Doctor, what with the sad longing from the 10th Doctor and all. Somehow the wanting made her less hot. It's like being told chocolate is the best flavor of ice cream over and over again somehow makes lemon ripple more awesome.
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9) Susan
Susan was the Doctor's Granddaughter. Or maybe not. Considering the show is still called "Doctor Who" and not "Doctor Bob Stevenson" there are still many things that are a mystery about the Doctor's past. Still, Susan at least called the Doctor "Grandfather" and he was very protective of her, which means that if you ever broke her heart, you may find the Doctor flinging you into the event horizon of a black hole. Still, hard not to find Susan attractive -- she's got that little short cut and soft but angular features and acts so alien, like those girls we occasionally meet in our lives who you can never quite tell if they are on a lot of medication or desperately need them, which make them damn alluring. In essence, she's got the magnetism of Björk.
See here the first part of the first episode of Doctor Who, "An Unearthly Child," where Susan's schoolteachers Ian and Barbara discuss her odd behavior:
8) Leela
Perhaps there is something about a woman who goes around in a skimpy leather outfit? Oh, okay there is something about a woman going around in a skimpy leather outfit. So much so, in the episode "The Talons of Weng-Chiang" she does get dressed up like a proper lady because Victorian London would not tolerate that sort of indecency. Then again, Victorian London would probably consider a woman taking off her shoes to be a strip show. Regardless, Leela in her leather outfit? Sexy. Oh also she can paralyze you with Janis Thorn darts and then skin you alive. A woman who can easily kill you is like chugging a bottle of Jack Daniel's -- while jumping out of an airplane -- very dangerous yet somewhat seductive.
Here's a collection of clips from the "Talons of Weng Chiang" where she is dressed like Eliza Doolittle, but retains her savage ways. By the way, she does get extra points for having the same name as the Futurama Leela , although there's no relation.
7) Perpugillium "Peri" Brown
Breasts breasts breasts. This is the companion where you were most aware of her breasts, mostly because her character was not nearly as developed as the breasts were. Perhaps it was because her character was supposed to be an American, which was difficult to believe as she occasionally dropped into a British accent and used words like "lift" and "lever." Regardless, the producers clearly tried to make up for her lack of character with her fashion sense -- I think Peri wins the prize of "Doctor Who Companion Most Consistently Wearing Tight Outfits." Peri had the misfortune of being abducted by the ruthless Sharaz Jek, (who was apparently copying Lady Gaga's style before she invented it) and got poisoned, then heroically saved by the Fifth Doctor, who heroically gives his own chance to save his life to save her, regenerates into the Sixth Doctor and then almost immediately tries to strangle her. Who said pretty girls get all the breaks? Yeesh.
Anyway, to reiterate the breasts, here's Peri in her first appearance, which clearly shows what aspects of her they were promoting.
6) Martha Jones
How can one look at Martha Jones and not think she's hot? She's almost problematically hot, like you couldn't possible even think of asking her out on a date because if you did go on a date with her you would be constantly interrupted by people trying to ask her out on a date.
"Excuse me but can I get your phone number?"
"We're on a date."
"I've been in line for fifteen minutes!"
...and so forth.
Also, one has to wonder where she keeps the hairstylist. She always seems to have supernaturally perfect hair.
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Comments
"Starman" Matt Morrison said:
Rubbish. Pure rubbish.
Granting that hotness is a purely subjective matter, the writer's criteria seem to keep changing all over the board. For instance, Amy gets points for being bold enough to tell The Doctor she wanted to sleep with him yet Rose is at #10 despite actually wanting to have a real relationship and outright telling him as much...
Oh, and FYI: Mary Tamm left the part because she was pregnant - not because of any annoyance over being a damsel in distress.
brainneek said:
No Billie Piper? I have never really watched the show, but there was a time that I did. You know why? Billie. No other reason. Are some of these women more attractive? Yes. But I didn't watch a show because of them. As soon as I found out she was done with the show, so was I.
brainneek replied to brainneek:
I'll be quiet now... since I'm clearly an idiot.
brainneek said:
Nice List
Greyradish said:
YOUR INSANE!!!! Martha Jones has to be #1 on "
The 10 Hottest Doctor Who Companions". You cant put her lower because she is too hot, your mad I tell you! Thats what should make her #1, shes the hottest. All that sexy brown goodness... I demand a recount!
Jo.Ri. replied to Greyradish:
I I hear you. For me it is Martha and Rose having a very seXXXy cat fight for the 1 and 2 spots .LOL
That Neil Guy said:
I must put in a nerdly vote for Katy Manning as Jo Grant. Gogo boots, really short skirts, sure a bit ditzy but, um, have you seen those photos of her with the dalek...?
Chad said:
#9 and #2 in that order!
anon said:
someone correct me if i'm wrong: there's only been 11 doctors, yes? and with that, only 11 companions?
it seems kind of odd that this is a top 10 list since most everyone will be a part of it. perhaps a top 5 would have been more appropriate?
anon replied to anon:
there's = there've
Greg said:
Your list is rubbish. You missed Nyssa AND Tegan!
Gringo Dingo replied to Greg:
Too right mate! So so very right.
Fancy replied to Greg:
Oh I was so disappointed Nyssa wasn't on that list! I mean, she practically strips in one of her stories. And such beautiful features.
Tegan, however, can just continue being annoying as hell.
Asat replied to Fancy:
The list isn't titled "10 Most Congenial", it's "10 Hottest", and therefore Tegan obviously qualifies. Moreso than a toothy blonde with a hat fetish, if you ask me.
WamBam said:
Rarely do my nerdons (those tiny nerd particles in the bloodstream that transform me into an enraged, know it all nerd when I know I'm right and someone else is wrong) activate when reading this site butL WTF? It clearly goes
1. Romana I 2. Martha Jones 3. Leela. Any different and I'll cut you with my replica Bat'leth!
WamBam said:
Rarely do my nerdons (those tiny nerd particles in the bloodstream that transform me into an enraged, know it all nerd when I know I'm right and someone else is wrong) activate when reading this site butL WTF? It clearly goes
1. Romana I 2. Martha Jones 3. Leela. Any different and I'll cut you with my replica Bat'leth!
a said:
"Brooke Shields-esque eyebrows" WTF?
i read that as either a freaky fetish or a true connoisseur of the female form.
J. R. Jones said:
I was always partial to Nyssa and Teegan because they seemed to be running around in lingere all the time, but I otherwise agree with your list. I might change some positions (double-entendre intended)...but I agree.
Mr603 said:
You fail, mainly for not using this picture at any point in the list.
Ben said:
I'm afraid you also missed out Ace (Sophie Aldred). Any girl who can make her own explosives is OK in my book.
LAndrew replied to Ben:
Seconded for Ace . . .any woman who can beat the shit out of a Dalek with a baseball bat deserves a spot on the list.
ZeroCorpse replied to LAndrew:
Ace is in the top three for me, too.
She used to be #1, but Martha and Amy had to happen, didn't they?
And I can't help but notice there's no love for Doctor Grace. She was smart, pretty, and sexy. She counts.
Sci-Fi Gene replied to Ben:
If it was a list of "best companions" Ace FTW every time. She is the Nitro 9.
Squiddy said:
What!? No River Song? Surely just because she's a future companion is no reason to keep her off this list?
Anonymous replied to Squiddy:
She's only a badass at this point.
Moi replied to Squiddy:
No. It's because she's fugly.
Pedestrienne replied to Moi:
Twat.
Nerdburger replied to Squiddy:
At some point they're going to reveal her as the Regenerated Rani,so that makes her all the hotter,sort of a scintillating fusion of The Baroness and a Time Lady.
Portion of Foxes said:
wow
not to sound homo but captain jack harkness is not on this list
otherwise why the fuck is amy pond not number 1?
glad donna noble didnt make this list god i hated her
willbrooks replied to Portion of Foxes:
Because she's not the hottest?
Arcane replied to Portion of Foxes:
Needs moar Jack!
Selaphiel said:
Amy Pond at #2? Nerd rage! I demand an edit to place her at #1. Omg.
Also, did anyone else find anything EXTREMELY dirty about this?
" Who doesn't want to have sex with a Time Lady? I mean, a lady have a milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard, but a Time Lady's yard is bound to be bigger on the inside than on the outside, which makes it fit more boys."
Yeah I thought it was dirty, and made Romana sound less hot and a lot more slutty. Like a WHOLE LOT more slutty.
Pedestrienne replied to Sean:
I'm not really sure what merit there is in assuming a Time Lady has a huge vag. Is it especially nice to stick your dinkle in a gaping hole?
Either way, I found that paragraph crass and sort of embarrasing for my brain to read.
Pedestrienne replied to Pedestrienne:
Before anyone gets too excited, that's a typo.
Honky said:
Wait...where's Wilfred? mmmmmmm......grandfatherly.....
HerBN said:
"Who doesn't want to have sex with a Time Lady? I mean, a lady have a milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard, but a Time Lady's yard is bound to be bigger on the inside than on the outside, which makes it fit more boys."
That's just wrong
Bad Horse said:
I would have placed both Amy and Martha higher, but this is as subjective as they come.
merlintwizard said:
Ahhhh! I'm enraged because my arbitrary measure of beauty is not shared by the person that created this list! Ahhhh!
Skeletor replied to merlintwizard:
This may be one of my most favoritest comments I've ever read on this blog.
Colby said:
Donna Noble is clearly the hottest. Perhaps Rory. K9's cool too.
Anne Packrat said:
Needs more Donna and Captain Jack. Com'n, throw us ladies a bone!
Erica replied to Anne Packrat:
@Anne Packrat *applause* Seconded.
Suzdal replied to Anne Packrat:
Word.
Although I woulda gone with Jamie over Jack.
Pedestrienne replied to Suzdal:
I honestly developed a bit of a Mickey crush when he got all badass while also caring for his nan and pretty much over Rose.
JayWicky said:
"a lady have a milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard, but a Time Lady's yard is bound to be bigger on the inside than on the outside, which makes it fit more boys"
That's classy.
CedRock said:
Martha needs to be higher on the list. Uncomfortably hot was the perfect way to describe her. Plus I'd say she was just as smart and fearless as Pond, with enough class to not literally throw herself onto the doctor (Pond annoyed me with the fact that she'd go for a pounce on the Doctor in the same room that her wedding dress was hanging a few feet away. Kinda tacky).
For me, Jones is number 1. If not number 1, she's hunting number 1 down to take the crown.
Pedestrienne replied to CedRock:
Martha She's still my favourite of the modern crop of companions, tied with Jack.
Siphon replied to Pedestrienne:
"Martha... tied with Jack"
Oh yes. Please.
unfairrobot said:
It's Zoe Heriot, not Zoe Hariot. Agree with Romana II being #1. :)
Michael said:
NO ACE?!
Wiredwizard said:
I always thought Ace was the hottest...
Gamgee's Bane said:
By Ned Kelly's beard!
How could you leave out Tegan Jovanka?
Best legs of all the Doctor's companions and
she had the super sexy Aussie accent.
Crikey mate,don't be such a drongo.
Nerdburger said:
Actually Matt Groening states in the commentary track for Futurama,that Turanga Leela was indeed named after Leela of the Sevateem.
Bunche said:
Leela for the win. The perfect package of savage, sensual beauty, courage and skill honed from experience, and a sense of wonder at the things she encountered during her time with the Doctor. Bring her back!
darthmalevol said:
I think this is the most poorly written article I've ever read on TR. The object of making a list of beautiful women shouldn't be to make you find them less attractive. It was like listening to a drooling perma-virgin as he awkwardly tried to explain why he had tingly feelings in his bathing suit area.
DoctorSmashy said:
Leela at only #8?! It's a crime, a crime I tell you! And putting ROMANA before people like Martha is preposterous! Also, this may be the nerdiest argument I have EVER had! Good day to you, sir.
sillygolem said:
Sometimes I wonder if these articles aren't written specifically to provoke nerds.
Automated Reply replied to sillygolem:
Any combination of words/thoughts/ideas/opinions on the internet will enrage nerds.
RubyRoses said:
I have to be pissed that Jack isn't on here...at least as a bonus #11. Christ.
What about Barbara? Love that lady.
demoncat said:
nice list though would have both Martha. rose and even Sarah Jane in the top five. Sarah for she was one of the few besides martha and Roma who were willing to point out to the doctor if he was being stupid. surprised Katherine did not make the list. as for River song she really can not be on the list for technically the list is the doctor hottest companions. which means those who traveled with the doctor river song has not.
Beppo said:
What? Romana II hotter than Romana I? Shame! Sure, Lalla Ward is cute in a "Two Mules for Sister Sara" kind of way, but Mary Tamm is a friggin' goddess.
And any list of the hottest companions that doesn't include Barbara Wright and Nyssa is sorely lacking.
darkelfling replied to Beppo:
Loved Lalla Ward in Vampire Circus. But even then, I have to take the redhead Amy Pond as Number 1.
Chaos Infintium said:
Beside the obvious of neglecting Nessa and Tegan.. I've watched Doctor Who for gorram long ass time...
Zoe Hariot wasn't a companion in the strictest sense...
She was more like Astrid Peth (Kylie Minogue) and Lady Christina de Souza (Michelle Ryan) which I notice for being one off companions aren't on this list and they are hot, hotter then Martha Jones that's for sure and less likely to provoke my nerd rage....
So TR, you've officially brought forth for me a fail list... And Shaun Clayton you've failed harder for creating this rubbish list...
Rob I want my 5 minutes of life back
Beppo replied to Chaos Infintium:
Zoe wasn't a one-off companion. She had something like eight serials to her credit, with one of them being the whopping 10-part "The War Games."
Why wasn't Zoe a companion in "the strictest sense?" She traveled with The Doctor via TARDIS over a period of many episodes. That meets most of the accepted definitions of "Doctor Who Companion." This is why the Brig and Mike Yates aren't usually considered companions.
Darryl Gillikin replied to Chaos Infintium:
I've come across some whoppers in my time in Doctor Who fandom, but Zoe Herriot NOT a proper companion. You've got to be the first person I've ever encountered to make that claim.
Let's see: "The Wheel in Space", "The Dominators", "The Mind Robber", "The Invasion", "The Krotons", "The Seeds of Death", "The Space Pirates", "The War Games" That's 8 stories and 48 episodes, starting with her introduction in part three of "The Wheel in Space". Compare that to, say, Romana I's 6 stories and 26 episodes.
Wow. Just... wow.
general_apathy replied to Darryl Gillikin:
If Paul McGann can call himself the eighth Doctor, Zoe was certainly a companion. As you say, she was in the show for ages. I'm not really sure why this would be contested.
Jim North said:
I'm trying to think of who could be replaced on this list, but I can't, so I just have to say I think it should be extended to the 12 hottest companions so that Tegan and Donna can get in on the action.
And guy-wise, Rory and Harkness. So 14 hottest.
ErikaF replied to Jim North:
And guywise, Turlough (watch the clip with Peri and watch the hot redhead in the swimsuit) ;) 15 hottest.
Ian70 said:
I gotta put in another vote for Jo Grant. Next to Sarah Jane Smith, she was my favorite companion on the classic series. Like That Neil Guy said, sure she may have been a little ditzy, but that was part of her charm. She demonstrated on more than one occasion that she was very intelligent, and at one point even had the courage to stand up to The Master! And yes, Katy Manning is just sexy as all get-out (And I HAVE seen the picture of her with the Dalek. I rest my case.)
Mad Mutt said:
M'kay, HERE'S what's really sucking here .... and it's NOT the ladies! It's Rob's OVERUSE of videos vs. decent photos to illustrate a point. I'm ALL FOR a good movie trailer, etc., but I'm just really TIRED of wading thru video clips of esoterica just in order to see the 10 best, worst, fattest, stupidest, horniest, brainiest, etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseum.... Just STOP IT, Rob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LealahLupin3 replied to Mad Mutt:
Rob didn't write the list, dude.
Zing Zingler replied to LealahLupin3:
BOOSH!
Damion said:
This list, really?
I dunno... There's no Captain Jack Harkness (not a female, but easily one of the hottest 'companions" ever).
There's no "post spineless" Mickey (Rose's BF), who, once he found his calling, was utterly awesome.
And I'm a shameless dork, but I think Amy Pond is probably the cutest female companion yet, followed closely by Martha Jones (Something about Rose always bothered me, could never put my finger on it though...)
MRMtheotherone replied to Damion:
It was her teeth.
Also, Captain Jack is the hottest, because he will charm the pants off any life-form or any gender, and he keeps a lazergun up his...ahem...I know straight guys that would turn for Jack Harkness
LealahLupin3 said:
I find your list to be full of crap and self-contridictory. You stick Rose at 10 for wanting a relationship with the Doctor, but Martha, who spent her entire tenure pining after him at 6? And then Amy, who literally tried to jump him, at 2? I mean, if you just think Martha and Amy are more appealing than Rose, fine, but come up with a decently explained reason. Also, I wish you had stuck a couple of male companions on there. No love for Captain Jack or Ian?
David Allen said:
Dude!!!
It's the 21st Century! Where the hell is Capt. Jack?
Portion of Foxes said:
WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY SMITH TOO
Chrs Swanson said:
Pft. No hotness list can fail to include Adric. He was damn cute back in the day, and seeing him on screen was the first clue I had that I might be something other than straight.
Anonymous replied to Chrs Swanson:
Mr Swanson, I'm with you on that one.
anon said:
rose is a DOG
lucchesi said:
"Rubbish. Pure rubbish. "
Stop describing yourself sir! This thread is about the good Doctor's ten hottest hotties!
general_apathy said:
They only made Susan the Doctor's granddaughter to avoid making him look like a pedophile. But it creates some major continuity problems in the whole retconned backstory.
I'm named after one of the people on this list, which is a little sad. >_
Beppo replied to general_apathy:
Perpugillium?
We named two of the sheep Romana and Sarah Jane.
general_apathy replied to Beppo:
Of course! Who else would it be? I got off a lot easier than my siblings, Tegan Jovanka and K-9.
And props for the other. I've seen a lot of subtle nerdiness, but subtly nerdy sheep is a new one. Tangentially related, I was really hoping that River Song would turn out to be Romana, but no-o-o...
Steve said:
Why is Katy Manning not on here. Jo Grant was hot! (especially in a certain photo with a dalek)
The Amazing Sweet-Roll said:
I'm actually surprised that it took this long for this list to be done on TR, but that being said, THANK YOU FOR NOT PUTTING ROSE AT #1. I'll be the first to admit that Billie Piper is indeed attractive, but ever since the new series started,the rabid worship of Rose has been incredibly irritating and a bit off-putting (I actually couldn't bring myself to start watching the new eps until last year due to a former friend constantly gushing about how awesome Rose was/how every other companion sucked compared to her...bleh). But yeah, Martha is smokin' hot AND smart, Sarah Jane is 62 and still looks AMAZING, Romana II was the perfect mix of adorable/sexy, but Amy...I've never had a ladycrush before, but DAYUM.
Mike Wells said:
/\"Rubbish. Pure rubbish.
Granting that hotness is a purely subjective matter, the writer's criteria seem to keep changing all over the board."/\
So you have a concrete set of qualifications for what makes a woman "hot"? Seriously, it IS all over the board, one would be willing to forgive a woman one thing if they had another quality that he liked better. I can't find a single thing that all of my previous girlfriends had in common except that they were all female.
The Great A'tuin replied to Mike Wells:
They were alive at the time, unless you have had some... unwholesome dalliances?
Neodymium said:
I actually can't stand to look at Rose. Every time she opens her mouth i cringe. She so absolutely unattractive to me it actually makes me uncomfortable to see her comically large mouth. It's unfortunate, because i really like the 10th doctor, but i don't think i could ever sit through all those episodes and have to see her that often.
Lycia said:
This list is useless without Ace.
Shunk W replied to Lycia:
I agree 100%
Mitchell Craig said:
When you do a second list (and you will), make sure Nyssa, Tegan, Jo, Ace, and Donna make the cut.
Otherwise, we shall have words together.
Carry on.
JYH3 said:
Doctor Who was cancelled for me the day that David tenant left, so I take number ten and make that #2, and put Ace in the number 5 slot after moving Romana I to number 10. See? Fixed for me!
Automated Reply replied to JYH3:
"Doctor Who was cancelled for me the day that David tenant left" Your loss.
Shadowgolem said:
So, not sure if she qualifies but I'd watch a spin-off with her ANY day of the week and twice on the weekends.
Jenny, the 10th Doctor's cloned daughter. Hot, feisty, tough as nails, timelord, killer instinct, and manages to be sexy in a tee shirt and fatigues.
mrm1138 said:
I'd substitute 2nd Doctor companion Victoria for Romana 2. Not that I don't find Lalla Ward attractive, but certainly not as attractive as Deborah Watling.
mrm1138 replied to mrm1138:
Oh, yeah, and my top three would be:
1. Amy
2. Martha
3. Peri
Honestly, two and three are kind of a tie. I think Shaun Clayton and Fakeeyes22 have a good point about Freema Agyeman being too attractive. It doesn't sound logical, but it's true. It's like my brain can't accept that she's real because she has no noticeable flaws. True, I can't necessarily point to any flaws that Nicola Bryant has, but I don't have the same problem with her.
mrm1138 said:
Dunno if everyone else has seen this, but I thought it was pretty funny and cute:
Mak replied to mrm1138:
Is it sad that I knew exactly which piece of art that link was going to take me to?
Fakeeyes22 said:
I subtracted Billie Piper points after learning she's a pretty popular sex symbol. For some reason, learning that legions of people find her way hotter than I do ruins it and I start concentrating on flaws, trying to figure out what the big deal is.
Martha is almost too beautiful. Like a robot made to demonstrate to aliens what an attractive earth female looks like. Gorgeous, but not very sexy somehow. My secret nerdy secret is that I haven't told my girlfriend for the past 4 years that part of her appeal is that she resembles Martha.
Amy gets credit for showing up with a whole new show direction and being very likeable. Being built like a model but coming across as cute rather than a fuck puppet is appealing.
Beretta Paige said:
Shouldn't Captain Jack at least get an honorable mention. He actually planted one on Doc #9
soulless1 said:
*sigh* clearly a hetero-couple only listing. I thought this was the 21st century. Capt. Jack for the WIN. (if anyone cares, I am a hetero female geek)
Dr Bob, Paging Dr Bob said:
Statistics about the companions of the Doctor:
Dr Bob, Paging Dr Bob replied to Dr Bob, Paging Dr Bob:
Dang, where's my URL! http://www.krysstal.com/drwhocmp.html
Anonymous said:
While Romana II was certainly adorable, I don't know if she's the "hottest". I'd say Romana I would be, by definition, much more feminine and fit the definition of "hot" better. That being said, Amy needs to just move her ass out of second place and switch with Martha. She loses points for being as aggravating as Rose was in her second season.
Jack Fiend said:
No Captain Jack? What the fuck?
LordRobin said:
I am so glad that Romana II won this contest, because I had such a desperate crush on her when I was a teenager.
Psykoduck said:
What a bunch of horny, pathetic nerds. And
I'm definately one as well.
I'd agree with the people on the list, if not
the exact order, but for Amy Pond. Never found
her attractive, looks like a 14 yr old.
Tegan instead, please...
though I'd probably stick her around 6 and
make Martha Jones #2 after Romana II. Zoe
definately earns her place...
Ianto Jones said:
Captain Jack Harkness was clearly the hottest companion! I can't believe you didn't include him.
Robaato said:
Thanks for posting that clip of "An Unearthly Child" -- I had never seen the un-broadcast "pilot" episode before. Also, a bit of trivia I read somewhere: Susan's hairdo in Dr. Who was one of Vidal Sassoon's first widely seen efforts.
Snoodle said:
Mmm...Karen Gillan.
Rex Hondo said:
Count me as another vote of disappointment that Captain Jack didn't make the cut.
Douchebag Extraordinaire said:
What? The order is from 10 being the hottest to 1 being just hot right?
Sam said:
The hottest companion is martha jones, by far, with amy pond in second. Granted, I've only seen the new series so my sample sue is rather limited. But, the hottest female I've every seen on the show wasn't even a companion but was in fact the doctor's daughter, jenny.
snooberina said:
Captain Jack is definately missing here, but apart from that Amy and Martha are hottest. Wouldn't put Martha too high though because she forgot how to act after her first season. Amy just leaves everyone else behind in hotness though- you want her for her body and mind
Acheron said:
My top 3 in order? Amy Pond, Amy Pond, Amy Pond. My crush on her is so completely debilitating, that my friend Tim who as you can see here is quite obsessed: Tim is obsessed won’t even let me near her action figure.
Ambz said:
If I were a woman, which is what I assuredly am, I would be infuriated with the amoral use of woman in Doctor Who.
I long look forward to the day Doctor Who is filled with nothing but men. They could make an episode called Planet of the Men. They could bring back the Doctor' face in the titles sequence, except we also see Matt Smith's neck and a bit of naked shoulder.
Yes yes!
Jonathan said:
First and foremost: Tegan And Jo? Should be on the list. And I'm more fervent about Jo anyway! The nice hair and good smile are pleasant and appealing to me.
Also, why are we knocking Rose for wanting to get it in, and clapping for Amy? Is this some sort of redheads are meant to be in bed standard? I'm feeling a bit scandalized!
Samuraiter said:
Only ten? From the Show That Endeth Not? Surely you jest. And I would put Amy Pond at #1. And ... no Donna? No Donna? C'mon. Donna should be on here. (I would put Rose a wee bit higher, too, but that's me. She almost banged Destro, LOL.)
Anonymous said:
I'm a big Rose fan, Although 80% of it was just the fact shw was in a tight Union Jack... which for some reason hotter than say tight black lace. Wierd.
Zoe's my next favorite... but honestly both are know where near the level of Diana Rigg's Mrs. Emma Peal... Hell Dianna Rigg was still hot in her 50's hosting Mystery! on PBS
John said:
First, kudos for creating another list that people can argue about. The list has served its purpose. :)
Second, saying that Doctor Who's Leela wins points because she shares the same name as Futurama's Leela is like saying the aircraft carrier Enterprise wins points for sharing the name as the Star Trek ship. Basically, you're reversing the order! Doctor Who's Leela was around more than 20 years before Matt Groening created the Simpsons, which aired more than 10 years before Futurama.
Third, as much as I appreciate a countdown of cute women, I agree that Captain Jack is a much hotter character than many of the ones listed here. Who else talks about his or her relations with men, women, or any other type of alien?
josh said:
So, I know she probably doesn't count as technical companion, but Lady Christina De Souza from the Planet of the Dead special? She might have my vote.
Also, Captain Jack.
katie said:
Now you need to do a list of the hottest men on Doctor Who for us ladies!
Beppo replied to katie:
It would be great to do a list of "hottest men on Doctor Who who aren't the Doctor." That would eliminate all the squeeing Tennant fangirls. So, in no particular order, you could have:
1) Ian
2) Jamie
3) The Brig (come on, everybody loves the mustache)
4) Sargent Benton
5) Harry Sullivan
6) Cap'n Jack
7) Adric? I guess people thought Adric was cute. I always thought he was a proto-Wesley.
8) The Master, as played by Roger Delgado
9) That Aztec warrior Ian has to fight
10) Mickey!
Suz replied to Beppo:
Oh yes, good list and good order.
Although, I would probably replace Benton with the Simm Master, the Aztec (Ixta) with the Ainley Master (hmm, I sense a trend) and Adric with Rory.
LealahLupin3 replied to Beppo:
Yay! Love for Ian, the guy who out-usefulled the Doctor for a long, long time! I'd have placed Jack a little higher, but that's a pretty good list with a good order. Cheers!
forester said:
Susan, hell yes.
I'm dating a chick that looks like her, and that's the reason I asked her out in the first place.
Never did a role play thing though, hmmm.
Carole Ann Ford is also my first choice of women I would go back in time to sleep with.
(Katy Manning being a very close number 2)
El_Fez said:
I hate to admit it, but my first . . . ahem. . . fap session was Leela. The Invisible Enemy, as a matter of fact. Christ, I cant remember my home address sometimes, but I can remember getting it on while Leela was being menaced by a giant prawn some 30 years ago.
That explains quite a bit, actually. . . .
Eleventoes said:
Wha? No Polly? Sure there's not a lot of video of her today, but she counts and she's hot hott hawt!
Not a bad list. Would rearrange and all that.
Also would add Victoria. She's worth a look or three.
agentofcerberus said:
Incorrect. This list needs to be amended to just be ten different pictures of Amy Pond. Because NONE of the others come close to her levels of hotness.
Rex Hondo said:
Um, am I the only one who couldn't look away from the scowling Smiler in the upper corner of Amy's pic at the top of the post once I noticed it was there? It just keeps staring at me disapprovingly as I try to look at Amy...
Brian said:
Wow, no men on the list. Narcissistic much? Don't worry. Nobody would think you were gay or bi if you just acknowledged that men can be hot. If you're that worried, just preface your inclusion of men with a tacky "no homo" disclaimer.
Jesus.
ALlamaApproaches said:
The most surprising thing to me about this list, and about the comments on it, is how many people seemed to have really liked Martha. Oh, sure, she's physically attractive -- but her mooning over the Doctor was pathetic and obnoxious. She was supposed to be ridiculously intelligent, and yet she came across as a doe-eyed 13-year-old experiencing her first crush. I was thrilled when she left (and not so thrilled when she kept popping back up in the subsequent season. Ugh).
Nastra said:
Generally good list. I disagree with number one. Ones connection to Dick Dawkins and Doug Adams doesn't really factor into an increase in hotness for me. Even when you tack in the two into the Hotometer (patent pending) it really doesn't generate an increase in hot. Hell looks wise I'd say she isn't even a Billie Piper.
Alex said:
No John Barrowman?
I think he should still count.
