11 Insanely Awesome Dinosaur Toys

By Brian Heiler in Daily Lists, Toys
Wednesday, August 25, 2010 at 8:04 am
Not unlike puberty, most children at one point experience a "dinosaur phase" -- a period of time when dinosaurs seem like the greatest, coolest things ever produced by the universe. As we grow up, we eventually learn to tone down our boundless love for the original owners of the planet, although most wise adults still recognize dinosaurs are totally awesome.
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It's not hard to see why dinosaurs capture our imagination; they're gigantic, crazy-looking monsters with awesome names -- and they have the benefit of actually being vaguely educational, so parents don't mind blowing their cash on dinosaur toys (as much, at any rate). Toy manufacturers understand this, and have been producing dinosaur toys since... well, mass toy production started. Here are 11 of the best.


11) Imaginext Dinosaurs
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It took an unusually long time for perenniel toddlers' toymaker Fisher Price to figure out that kids love dinosaurs. Of course when they did, they went all out and made a preschool line that a few adult nerds probably own as well. After all, Imaginext Batcave would complete without a giant T. Rex.

10) G.I. Joe Dino Hunter
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G.I. Joe has always been about cashing in on trends without paying for the licensing. When the Six Million Dollar Man was hot, Hasbro put out the "Atomic Man;" during the first Star Wars era, Joe went into space and became "Super Joe." So it's no surprise that suddenly in the mid-1990s, Hasbro added some Precambrian action to the Real American Heroes. Alas, RAH was already circling the drain by this point, and even dinosaurs couldn't save it.

9) Prehistoric Playset
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Believe it or not, kids before the dawn of the action figure were a rather content bunch, mostly because they had the full-scale environments such as these playsets created by the Marx Toy Company. This prehistoric set took various forms for decades but never left the company's staple of items -- a true testament to the eternally popular nature of the subject matter.

8) Little Yellow Dinosaur
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This prehistoric version of "The Ugly Ducking" takes place in the kick ass 3-D world of Viewmasters, utilizing models that looked better than what could be seen in most dinosaur movies at the time. Every kid should be given one of these via government Issue when he or she turns 4.

7) Jurassic Park
Kenner really went full-out with the toyline based on the hit movie series. Not only did the dinosaurs make sounds, but they had chunks of flesh that were removable -- it was practically toy porn for little boys. With cool features like this it was easy to forgive the glaring JP logos on the dinosaurs, and the Denis Nedry figure that looked absolutely nothing like actor Wayne Knight.

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