• @Mellovtu Teetphuk, do us a favor and don't have kids, the world is full of enough negativity without you procreating and passing yours on to the "next generation".

• I fail at reading apparently. There are more of this guys vids on youtube and they are quite hilarious.

• This is awesome! I have been laughing for days and want to see what he comes up with next. Maybe DS9 or Voyager? Hahahaha

• Good job, Lo Pan. Perhaps...*too* good..

• Yea he didn't even name the entire crew/cast. What, did he just skim the Wikipedia page before he sang it? He didn't get in to any detail of plot lines or anything. What a poseur.

• If you find out let me know because I thought the exact same thing.

• Oh please Janeway had bigger balls than all of them. (I don't believe that but figured she needed a mention too)

• Good for you! You know, we can make fun of this guy all we want, and maybe he does push the envelope a bit, but at the end of the day--whether we like it or not--he's one of us. If we scorn him, we scorn ourselves.

• Let the haters hate, but personally I'm proud of the fact that I know exactly what you're talking about.

• After the episode "Force of Nature", Excesses of warp 5/6 were only allowed in emergency situations and absolutely forbidden in the Hekaras Corridor after it came to light that is was damaging subspace when higher factors were used. One might call the Dominion War one big emergency, so therefore the warp restrictions were lessened since the Alpha Quadrant was in a State of War. Though advances such as the Variable-Geometry Pylon (used on Voyager whenever it goes to warp) helped lessen the effects, apparently the S.C.E (Starfleet Corps of Engineers) found a solution to the problem around 2370. I'm pretty sure at some point it was dealt with in the books, but I'm not recalling anything specific and I haven't read any of the 90 S.C.E novels yet...

• Did they actually impose the restrictions though? I know it was investigated and found to be an issue but I'm pretty sure that there were instances prior to the Dominion War of people going faster than Warp 5. I'm not embarrassed. =P

• Are you sure you're on the right website? Because, as you know this is a website dedicated to general nerdery.

• This guy is messed up & should never have posted this video. He reminds me of many of the unshowered, ugly, fat, stupid Star Trek losers I have met. They are dumb, unsuccessful jack-offs who can recite lines from the Next Genration by heart, but hold jobs at Walmart. If this fat loser wants to wear a uniform so badly, he should be drafted into the Marines, and immediately begin a combat tour of Afganistan.

• What about Riker?

• Not a patch on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3HL8XVMih8 (Adam and Joe, awesomeness)

• I just threw up a little in my mouth.

• Something about his face, I just want to smash it in.

• hear hear! Sisko's story arc is sublime. All sci-fi (even Battlestar) pales in comparison.

• I'm with you, brother.

• Prime example of why you should never admit to liking Star Trek in public...and probably private, too.

• Agreed. Thank you.

• I'm sorry the answer we were looking for was Sisko.

• You don't need to get out of the boat to realize that this will be a squirm-fest of unbridled nerdery that only a gallon of brain bleach and fifth of Bushmills could fully erase.

• Good attempt, but this is a total loss. The ditty is not witty. He shows only the loosest knowings of the soundings of Dennis McCarthy. I don't think hes ever listened to anything other than the "Here Comes'a Khan" from the second movie. He is just trying to become popular with geeks because he has tits. Not to say I dont, but falsifying your love of Mr. McCarthey when you're really just fucking us hipsters is jarring both to the dorks and the starship crew you're singing about. On the second attempt I advise you to think about what youre doing. That goes for you also too as well, Topless Robot male. Yours in irony, Lopha Panvictus

• I only watched this thing, so please tell me why *I* feel embarrassed!

• Definitely nowhere in the same realm as 'Fuck me, Ray Bradbury', although this video has boobs as well...

• Why are his nipples stiff?

• That's because of the warp restrictions that were imposed due to high warp speeds doing damage to the universe. Of course, I think that was done away with when the Dominion War began. I'm such a nerd...

• I wonder if he won the local tv contest...

• I think the guy's right to disable comments on his videos. This is the stuff of troll dreams.

• Well if he had fun God bless him!

• What? No Wesley Crusher included with the cast list? I call shenanigans!!!!!

• How much of a nerd does it make me to have been annoyed when he didn't mention Riker in the first verse and barely mumbled his name in the second verse?

• Andy Warhol, meet what you have wrought.

• I think there's an embarrassing acts of nerdery tag, or something like that.

• wat.

• Wow, is there a better way to ensure that you will never, ever have sex with the participation of another person than to make a video like that?

• i made it about 3 seconds into his singing and my weiner crawled so far up into my body, i'm afraid if i ever watch anything else star trek related again, it might do it again and not come back out... [shudder]

• The nerd in me is annoyed that he only wanted Warp 5. I hate the nerd in me.

• Now THAT.................was Just Wrong!!! As Bill Shatner once said on SNL, "Get a LIFE, will ya, people?!?!".

• Not to be a dick, but is there a file for UNimpressive acts of nerdery?

• I think I am thoroughly embarrassed enough for that guy that I'll never be able to watch another episode of ST:TNG ever again.

• Hm, wow. Well I do commend him for matching the words to the music so well.

• Kirk is superior

• STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERAYYYY-shun.

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