• lyk haha

• i see the brain blender to floor technique is still in effect

• Simply fucking terrible. Thanks to Michael Gay for at least making it horrible way in advance lowering our expectations so there is no shock.

• Michael Bay is the BEST thing to happen to Transformers and U2 did all of us a favor by making a Spiderman musical.

• Two options here: Either Rob forgot to spell check and was so worked up that he left a word out, or else the people that titled this fucking failed English class. You can't have dark. An object can't have dark. I want to edit this title and grade it like a school teacher. And I will, too! "The Dark Of The Moon" By Michael Bay. Grade: F Mikey - Please see me after class. I did not read your story for third period. The title alone was enough to lead to the failing grade I gave you. A moon is an object. It can BE dark, it can have a SHADOW. It cannot have DARK. Dark is an adjective, not a noun. DarkNESS would be a noun. Shadow, noun. Eclipse, noun. Dark should not be used as a subject. Your title failed to be a complete sentence. If you want to redo the paper for 50 percent credit I suggest titling it "The Darkness of the moon" or, if you want to be juvenile about it "The Moon Is Dark".

• If that's not the movie, I will be very, very surprised.

• Did not read the previous comments, but I'm willing to bet at some point in the movie a as joke is made. Maybe an Autobot can moon a Decepticon? Think of how totally funny that would be! -gag-

• Awwww, crap.

• If I made it, I would call it <i>T3: EABOD+DIAF</i>, but really it's <i>T3: FML/FYL</i>.

• WHY DOESN'T BUMBLEBEE TALK? The R2-D2 jukebox crap has gotta' go! WHY ISN'T THAT BAY'S FACE GETTING PISSED ON IN THAT PIC UP THERE!?! WHY-WHY-WHY-DOESN'T BUMBLEBEE FUCKING TALK!?!

• Really guys.... TF: The DOM... Pronounced TF: The Dumb

• Perhaps Bay has finally figured out the mysterious-ness of the dark side of the moon... maybe now he can be swift as a coursing river, have all the force of a great typhoon, and have the strength of a raging fire? In other words Mr. Bay wants to make a man out of all of us.... Mulan reference? No? Nevermind

• I'm of the opinion that the Bayformers movies actually work quite well, if you view them as a <i>crossover</i> between Transformers and the property most of the human characters are from--it's just that the humans' series never actually existed. Okay, back to the weeping, this movie series is just increasingly getting like a 2nd rate fanfic, horning in WAY too many original story elements and characters and badly undercutting the original story. And I mean <i>badly</i>--I've seen <i>good</i> undercutting, but this sure as hell ain't it.

• I wasn't a fan of ROTF, but as a guy who found the first Bayformers to be okay other than Bumblebee pissing on Turturro, I don't mind. Plus, we'll have Generations and Prime to make up for any possible suckage, so yeah.

• ...It's gonna have unicron isn't? Unless... oh shi-- YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE BEAST WARS, BAY! Don't ask. Only BW fans will get that.

• My theory, opening scene is of the Russians landing on the moon first, but they discover some Transformer BS, much like the opening Scene of Transformers 2. There's a hidden underground base on the moon or the moon is a transformer... anything like that...

• You say that as if you're not a nerd,commenting on a blog written by,for and with nerds. Most curious...

• Ok, now I GET what they're going for, but I don't think that 90% of your viewing audience is going to c wat they did thar. Maybe if they just went for something clearer like Our Darkest Hour. Might have been better.

• Oh snap. I think you nailed it.

• I am calling it now. The Dark of the Moon is the mysterious shadow cast, eclipsing the moon, by an approaching Unicron. The fact that the space shuttle is supposed to appear in the movie and they are filming at the space center supports this. At least now we have a working theory of what is going to be ruined.

• In my opinion Bayformers was never about a murderous group of evil robots and their enemies. It was about an upper middle-class boy and "his normal problems".

• The Dark of the moon WHAT? This ain't a Phillip K Dick novel: the subtitles should always include preaproved words like Revenge, Rise, Return etc. followed by a character's or group's name. Stop pretending this isn't going to be about a murderous group of evil robots and their enemies(the Decepticons).

• Nerds are such drama queens.

• Naw it should be Bayformers 3: The Legend of Curly's Gold. That makes about as much sense as the other bull**** that Bay has shoveled over the raped corpses of many a childhood...

• lol isn't anything with Moon in the title these days automatically associated with the Twilight Franchise? Ooooh I hope Edward makes a cameo...

• Dark of the Moon sounds like it could not possible have anything to do with a Transformers movie. At least "Revenge of the Fallen" was actiony. Something had fallen, and it wanted revenge on something. The dark of the moon is just a thing that happens, and is significant for little other than astrology. That last part of that last sentence concerns me. Thankfully this will be terrible enough that even including magic won't make it worse.

• Sigh.

• This should be a TR contest. My entries: TF 3: Inside Optimus Prime TF 3: Bay Watch TF 3D: Wrecking Balls of Fire

• Wow, there sure are some real shit-piles on that forum... Geez

• ZOMG! The moon IS a TRANSFORMER! Count it!

• Yeah there is. The Dark of the Moon is what the last 3 days of the lunar cycle is called.

• that made me chuckle

• Dark of the Moon? Why not "Dark SIDE of the Moon?" My bet is people in this movie would be able to breathe on the Moon. Like in "Armageddon" and "Superman 4".

• Oh sweet baby jesus, save us from this mess! I had no desire to see RoTF, but watched it really drunk one day, and was tottaly unimpressed. The only thing Bay did right was putting the Decepticon base on the moon. The rest was a friggin train wreck, you didn't want to look but end up staring at it anyway. I imagine this movie will suck really terribly bad, but we can take solace knowing that this is the third and (hopefully) final installment in the Bayformer saga. We can look forward to the Brett Raitner reboot in 3 years.

• WAIT, people! Don't you see? The Dark of the Moon is the PERFECT subtitle. Why? It's easy... just write it as Transformers: TDM. I don't know about you, but TDM is at least ONE descriptor I'd use for a Bay movie...

• Could be worse... It could be "Transformers: Turn Off the Dark of the Moon" and be on broadway.

• I can't see no Unicron in that title. Yet another reason not to see the film.

• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHH!!

• Michael Bay likes the song "Convoy," apparently. Let's hope they release it on the 6th of June.

• Transformers 3: Gee,I wonder what else is playing?

• There is no dark of the moon, really. As a matter of fact - wait, that's not it...

• I'd rather watch Shyamaformers than Bayformers. The robots can't act wooden because they're already made of cars. And think about it: your Sam/Bee romance would be more likely, too, since M. Night is into fucked up twists.

• It couldn't have been "Transformers 3: WhY mY sHoUlDeRs HuRt?" Missed opportunity, that is.

• TF3: Go-Bots

• It could've been called TF 3: Your childhood is really a whore that enjoys being raped by me, Michael Bay, BTW your mom is next...

• also, for that picture to be accurate, that should be the Beef. and that's not pee coming out of Bee.... :D

• there are plenty of titles far far worse than that. let's see: TF3: The Dark of My Moon M Night Shamalayan's TF3: The Last Trans-Formers TF3: Bumblebee's Baby TF3: How I Learned to Love not Fear Boy/Bot Sex I can go on. and on.

• Turn Off The Dark Of The Moon.

• The moon will turn out to be one of Unicron's lost testicles

• Didn't John Turturro alread moon us in part 2?

• I'd say that's a given!

• BAH! You're kidding me! Dark of the Moon is already a pretty decent book. Now Michael Bay is taking the title for more giant robot shakycam? Bah, I say!

• So if you watch it alongside The Wizard of Oz will it sync up?

• I say 5 to 1 on Bumblebee playing Pink Floyd at some point in the film. Any takers?

• I think that is actually the subtitle of the tie-in novels rather than the actual movie.

• Have we mentioned yet that Michael Bay killed a woman?

• I really hate those Calvin peeing on things.

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