• I don't care what the game is, this should not EVER be done!

• Yeah, I know, right? I would've been apoplectic if there had been something like Chrono Trigger or Ogre Battle in that selection.

• You mad bro?

• motherfucker snes is NOT an n64, superman 64....greagwgabhrrrooor NERDRAAAGE!!!!

• The fact that most of them are Madden or other sports games pleases me. 

• Rob aside from the stated a million times fact that superman 64 *gags* is an n64 bastard child it's also impossible to get enough copies because they were given the E.T treatment

• This is one of the only times I've bothered to read the comments. Well played, internet.

• Well, SOMEBODY'S a Sega fan.

• Agreed.

• The internet has raped, murdered and chopped my childhood to pieces, before burning it. Now it is giving me the opportunity to piss over what still remains. Just what I always wanted... *goes to a corner and starts to cry.

• Someone pissing all over a nerd's childhood? Sorry, but I think as recent TR news shows, Hollywood already has that area covered, so Rob has no need to bother with it.

• Hey, I kind of liked Mystic Quest...when I was ten. You'd be peeing on my childhood.

• thank god they used only mostly sports games!

• :bows:

• Abraxas, I would quite honestly just visit this site to read your comments alone. I don't have to because this website kicks ass, but you are a major part of that. Thank you.

• so many of those descriptive words and analogies were inappropriately applied.

• This made me think about the AVGN... i wonder why... xD

• Actually, you can see the Super Scope 6 cartridge in the whole thing. Right near the bottom of the inside, in fact, so for your enjoyment, it's guaranteed to get a load of piss on it. =P

• "Boring" is too kind an adjective.  "Let's travel trough this cave! Oh, look, a bat! Oh no, Legolas died and Sam died and Gimli died and since you cannot bring them back to like you're pretty much boned! FUN!"

• Pero yo comprendo. Es dificil pensar en un juego tan malo como Superman 64 pero para Super Nes. De Nes, seguro, pero the Snes? Olvidate.

• While I'm part of the Re-lobotomize Rob Bricken campaign, it just doesn't work as well as a screen name.

• LOL I love how these guys so hate the site and Rob so much that they got to spam us with their manifestos. here, let me improve this: The thing I like most about the wonderfully pants-shitting retardation on display here in this article is how blah blah blah blah blah it makes my cock look bigger 'cause it's so tiny blah  blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah That takes a very special brand of cock shoved up my ass to make my spooge all purply and sparkly like i was some sort of cross between an twilight vampire and the bronie I always secretly wishi I was 'cause man those horse cocks are huge and the stable hands have to wash it daily, I'm looking at you Daniel Craig  blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah If my laptop came with a tenga I wouldn't leave my chair  blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I want to crush on goku's balls!!  blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balls!  balls!  smelly stinky bouncy dancy balls! sayajin balls hypnotizing me with their bouncienss!  oh you crumpled scrotals sacks, what mysteries of the flesh's pleasure do you hold that you lure me into madness with the whiff of your manliness? I am summed to fight and fuck you in a dance of carnal bliss as the hacked up corpses of our enemies on the battlefield. oh saiyajin balls!    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Until then, I eagerly await the day in which Rob will <s>no doubt fail basic kindergarten</s> probe me anally for the momo I stuffed by my prostrate with <s>math</s>  multiple times in an astoundingly news worthy <s>article article</s> FFF regarding someone on Youtube from seven months ago featuring a <s>green Link hat</s> a used Na'Vi fleshlight <s>placed</s> Frankenstiend on a man's penis while <s>the Legend Of Zelda theme plays</s> Adam and Jamie dance like Gogo Girls, which 12 other readers sent him, and how much talent and what a beautiful endeavor of nerdery it is to one and all. And by "eagerly await", I mean fill my bed with my own cum juice and flush and "will inevitably see next week". 

• I miss Fuck Rob Bricken. Now there's a guy who really knew how to hate me.

• It looks like about 30% of those games are Madden. Yep.

• The thing I like most about the wonderfully pants-shitting retardation on display here in this article is how he picks, not just any N64 game to misrepresent as an SNES game, but one that still prominently features the number 64 at the end of the title. That takes a very special brand of ignorance to accomplish: Specifically hitting the 6 and the 4 keys on the keyboard, without the slightest understanding of his own fuckup until having it pointed out by others HOURS after the fact. I mean, this goes beyond an understandable mistake. Actually truth be told, about 24,592 things you've said in the past also goes beyond being an understandable mistake, but this is just the saddest. I honestly didn't think stupidity of this caliber was potentially capable by even Rob Bricken (even based on past knowledge of his vast incompetence). But damn, man. Way to go above and beyond your previous record. It's stellary impressive. It really is. My hat is off. But that's good old Rob Bricken. Still making Beavis and Butt-head look like psychology majors by comparison, and still attempting valiantly to write, and maintain a blog while still struggling to find the comprehensive intelligence required for such other complex mental tasks like putting on his own shorts, or processing oxygen without assistance. Great job. Here's a toast! To the continued setting of the bar, and the subsequent limbo dance of how-low-can-he-go that i'm sure all will continue to enjoy for years to come as long as this blog's existence persists. Until then, I eagerly await the day in which Rob will no doubt fail basic kindergarten math multiple times in an astoundingly news worthy article article regarding someone on Youtube from seven months ago featuring a green Link hat placed on a man's penis while the Legend Of Zelda theme plays, which 12 other readers sent him, and how much talent and what a beautiful endeavor of nerdery it is to one and all. And by "eagerly await", I mean "mortally dread" and "will inevitably see next week".

• You monster!

• I was originally looking at this on my cellphone, and I thought the copy of NCAA Final Four WAS Super Metroid. Upon closer examination, my nerd rage had subsided, and was replaced with an evil little germ of an idea.

• Finally a actual use for a console games.

• My God you are a sick and twisted individual sir.

•  Rival Turf was AWESOME!!!! You could change the names of your enemies!

• See the comment right before yours for games you could mention. And no prob, we all make stupid errors like these before we have our coffee. Like me getting kicked out of my college's on-the-job training for sleeping. Ha, ha, my life is doomed...=P

• On the other hand, you could make one out of Super Metroid, ChronoTrigger, FF6, and Link to the Past cartridges, and enjoy the sweet, sweet, nerd rage.

• I think we're all missing the most important question here:  Who the fuck still listens to Chumbawamba?

• What? All games with 64 in them were clearly from the SNES, people! ...ugh. Well, it was before my coffee. Also I'm intensely stupid. I think I'll leave the error up, at least a while longer, as a reminder to myself to not be so fucking stupid. So what games should I have mentioned? Final Fantasy Mystic Quest?

• Okay, so since we can't use Superman 64, let's move on to other options. According to MobyGames, these are the worst-reviewed SNES games at the moment: 1st Wayne's World 23 2nd Captain America and the Avengers 40 3rd Rise of the Robots 41 4th Cliffhanger 42 5th Shaq Fu 43 6th Rival Turf 45 7th J.R.R Tolkien's Lord of the Rings - Volume One 50 ...I know, I know, taking a piss on Tolkien sounds like blasphemy, but from what I've heard, that is indeed a boring game. So 7 down, 33 to go. And I'd like to add that s***ty port of Revolution X to the mix. Aside from crappy graphics, sound, & everything in general, it is a port of a light gun game WITHOUT LIGHT GUN SUPPORT. W. T. F.

• Instead of SNES cartridges, can I use a bunch of DVDs of 'Kazaam'? Cause seriously, fuck that movie!

• Easy. Super Scope 6.  If there is a single game that deserves to be pissed on 40 times, it's Super Scope 6. Damn piece of shit ruined Christmas Break of '92 for me. 

• SNES games...Superman 64...Rob, come on.

• it doesn't actually seem to be flushing anything though

• As much as I support peeing on Superman 64, the problem I have with it is that the cartridges are shaped inappropriately for a decent wall. You'll need some sort of awkward flow system behind them to catch any pee and at that point might as well just use THAT as your urinal and take the cartridges out back to use for skeet shooting.

• I don't think a urinal made of Superman 64 cartridges would be possible either. Too many curves along the top. But if Rise of the Robots is bad enough, then it'll do instead! 

• wasn't superman 64... you know.. on the Nintendo 64...

• Rob... you know I love you... but Superman 64 is a NINTENDO 64 game! Where is your head? It has 64 in the freaking title, dude!

• Superman 64 is NOT a SNES gaaaaammeee...but all bitching aside, I wouldn't mind taking a grunt on 40 copies of Rise of the Robots. The stecnh of feces might actually improve that game. It would be nasal cue in to its quality for a start.

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