• Awesome Deadpool/Dr Manhattan reference at the end.

• I think the word you're looking for is "prebootquel"

• This was easily my favorite of these.

• Fun Fact, Hal Jordan once fucked a 13 year old girl.  But it's ok, 'cause she had the body of an 18 year old.  No wait, that makes it even creepier.

• Hal is also known as "pedophile" and "Hal Jordan" can be used to refer to a pedophile. THE MORE YOU KNOW

• Strouthiophilia

• I was raging about a number of those points, such as Banshee and Havok being the 'first class'.  Yet then I saw it and it mostly worked.  You know, despite the horrible promos which left out important character bits. Even the damn title is misleading.  It's not really the first class, it's more a proto class of students. Also, IT IS NOT A PREQUEL.  There is no way this meshes with even the first two films. I can understand them jettisoning the crap third Ratner film and certainly the Wolverine Origins.  Yet call a spade a spade. This is not a prequel. It's a reboot, other wise the film makes no sense.  And really I'm happy too see the series start 100% over. Honestly I wish they redesigned it from the ground up even more and didn't even half assedly try to match the original two.

• lol love these dc vs marvel bits. espically the hal figure reaction to Mystique.

• You know, I'm SO glad to find out that I'm not the only one who thinks the X-Movies incarnations of Mystique was just a little this side off Creepsville.  Yeeesh!

• This was clever! Without being all internet, like Rorschach and Deadpool was.

• Can I say that I love "Just Friends" without being ostracized?...

• XD this is so much win

• You mean you didn't know that Hal's nickname is the Emerald Gladiator?

• Its funny because its true...

• Hal's are The Emerald Knight, Emerald Gladiator, Emerald Crusader and Emerald Avenger. Those last two also get applied to Green Arrow, along with Emerald Archer. And Hal's pilot codename/nickname is "Highball". Fear my geekery!

• All Hail the Random Cat! (Because RandomCat is the producer. They said so. {g})

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