• I see what you did there.

• Pretty sure Japanese games shows have already done it. Who could forget all those classic episodes of "Who Poop RAST?!"

• you know what's even more awesome? pee comes from the penis therefore by having a tag for pee we have essentially a tag for penis :D :D :D 

• WE HAVE A "PEE PEE" TAG NOW?! That's the awesomest thing to ever happen to Topless Robot! XD Also, anybody else see a possible FFF coming out of this? -readies grenade-laden underwear-

• Well, I have this to add... Years ago there were similar lower tech versions of, games, like this. And they were both failures AND became the butt of really bad jokes. One was intended to teach young boys to whizz in the toilet: It was printed paper targets of various ships with points on it. The parent was supposed to drop several of these in the john and encourage their child to "Sink" the ships by whizzing on it. Didn't last very long. And a made-up(Thank heavens) product is familar to South Park viewers: The Poo Molder. The bogus commercial showed a family using a little net to scoop the poo out of the toilet, then putting in one of three molds and playing with it. (My opinion... EEEEEAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! GAH GAH GAH BLORGGGGGGGGGGG! ) And if I remember correctly, there was a similar fake product on a late night comedy show that used used kitty litter.(I don't think it was SNL... Might have been Mad Tv or another of the shows that came and went quickly)

• "Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!PEOPLE WILL DIE FROM HOLDING IN THEIR WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" and I bet they will too http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KDND#Death_of_a_contestant_in_KDND_radio_contest

• No way in HELL am I letting something that shoots out microwaves that close to my balls.

• Unless "America" is dead, "America" drinks enough water. While it is true that some few people operate at near a very mild dehydration the idea that we need to drink lots of water every day is a myth. We get most of our fluids through other drinks and through our food, which contrary to popular belief actually counts towards what we need per day. Here's just some of the pertinent information: http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/8glasses.asp

•  I am so excited!! I can't wait to go to Japan and play a stream of these games. Certainly will be flowing from bar to bar as I exert my golden influence.

• well... now i have have to go back to japan when this comes out...

• What am I thinking...it's gotta be have a Russian developer, cause in Soviet Russia U Wii.

• Presenting...the Wii U!

• America makes the most porn, even per capita, judging by the internet, but that's beside the point. Let's make fun of people from the other side of the Pacific. Actually, Americans have the low-tech version: Painting an insect on the urinal, and guys just aim at it to try to knock it off. Reduces the amount of, ahem, errant spray.

• What I find even more disturbing than the drinking dangers of people going for the high volume score, is people straining to pee harder and get the highest velocity (with, undoubtedly, increased "splash damage").  I pity the cleaning staff.

• I may never stop throwing up now. . . Dammit! Now I've just created another idea for an interactive video game!

• I'd have hoped that if you're peeing 3.2l as your final score a message comes up at the end telling you that you really need to go and see a doctor.

• As a woman this game pisses me off since it is only available for urinals! 

• As a nation...  WE NEED THIS!!!!

• America needs this; it could be a valuable public health tool.  We don't drink enough water, and this could really go a long way towards making it fun to stay hydrated. 

• "We think this is a completely new concept where they can play a game with out using their hands or fingers." Well Mr. Japan, as an experienced uninator, I can tell you that not using your hands/fingers typically results in more urine on your pants or floor than in any urinal, especially a urinal that can potentially induce seizures. And if you goal is to make a game about peeing on yourself it is obvious that the elderly have a pretty substantial advantage... On another note, if this comes out internet enabled with log in information like Japanese arcades have been doing and gives you a running tally of how much/often you piss I am in because that is invaluable information right there. There is nothing like the bragging rights of saying you pissed 30 gallons of sake on your business trip.

•  I am sorry but there is no competition in pooping, Michael Bay produces far more shit than anyone ever could... BAZINGA!

• Quick! run to a patent lawyer and patent the idea of putting a scale in a toilet for a competitive pooping game!   as a bonus, Japanese meat companies could use this to know how much to pay you for your donation to science!

•  If you get the top score they actually award you shit burgers for life. (May include some personal recycling.)

• Don't be silly. THEY'RE SAVING THE POOP TO TURN INTO MEAT.

• Please dear God say Japan isn't working on a dookie version of this. I don't think I could live in this world knowing a video game where you see who can shit the most exists.

• it's an oldie but goodie: http://www.jakotsu.net/fanfiction/inu/inu026hed-019.html

• Game rankings? I don't think I wan to touch anything close to something  that makes it a goal to pee as fast and strong a possible.  Plus, we know the top player is always gonna be PEE, right over URN and WEE. Still, shame for not making it compatible for girl gamers/bathroom users. It was a good geek for Japanese bodily functions, wasn't it? And today is Friday, I guess. Hmmm...

• figured  if any one would finaly decide to incorporate a golden shower into a video game. it would be Japan .wonder if one would get in trouble with u.s customs if they tried to import the game..

• "Customers are coming up with quite a few interesting ways to use it." That quote - & essentially, the whole concept - have me slightly horrified & yet morbidly curious at the same time. Nonetheless, this would top off my movie-going experiences for me. So, Empire Theatres, you think I won't be able to polish off your 60-or-so ounce large soft drinks within the course of 90 minutes & earn a refill, all while not having to miss my movie? I LEAVE YOU PROOF OF MY VICTORY!! THE GOLDEN RUINED REMAINS OF YOUR BEST SOLDIER WITH A JAPANESE TOMBSTONE MARKING HIS HUMILIATING DEFEAT!! MWAH-HAH-HAH!! ...God, I need a life.

• "It would be pretty funny if the faces of the bride and groom appeared on the screen.' No, it wouldn't. It would be terrifying. 

• I'd hate to see what happens when winter comes.

• Congratulations. You've made me laugh and disturbed me to no end.

• So if this were to be installed on to a toilet, would it be a Game On Throne?

• I think that a Bear Grylls shaped Urinal would be Bear's most favorite thing...

• Would you daresay it's a GOLDEN opportunity?

•  Also, I think this would probably be Bear Gryll's favorite video game ever.

• do IT!  do IT!   do IT!    do IT!  do IT!   do IT!    do IT!  do IT!   do IT!  DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!  DO-IT!   DO-IT!   DO-IT!    DO-IT!    DO-IT!   DO-IT! (NOTE:  I may regret egging him on, but for now it just seems like too wonderful an opportunity.) 

• Think YOU'RE pissed-off?  Imagine the Topless Robotettes who can't even use a urinal!  They'd be forever denied this possibility, country or not. Assuming of course they're not one of those rare gems that learns the "trick".

• you're just asking for trouble

• While it's not quite the same, several local bars have games in the urinals where you piss onto a sensor and it tells you how much you've peed and how long it would take you to fill various containers such as a 2 liter, a 40oz bottle, a 5 gallon bucket, and even a swimming pool.  While sober, I avoid it, but when I'm drunk, you can bet I'm dropping a quarter into that machine every 15 minutes after I've broken the seal.

• Wow, the Japanese are really desperate for entertainment for every second of the day...

• You know, a golden shower h-game is pretty much inevitable, because Japan.

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