Chewbacca, what did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO!?! Thanks to Solomon O. for the tip.
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Man that was hilarious. There HAS to be a "Still Spitting Up Hairballs" T-Shirt with Princess Leia who's coughing up hairballs and Han Solo raging at Chewie with Chewie with his arms raised and elbows shrugged as if to say "Whaaaat? She was asking for it with that slave costume of hers."
Daniel Craig's my Wookie bitch now! She was my wife! and she's still spitting up hairball!
It started off with a great "Air Force One Two" joke and only got better from there. Anytime I'm watching a Harrison Ford movie from the last 15 years, I make a joke about him needing caffeine, because he always sounds as if he's about to fall asleep. He seemed totally caffeinated and awake in this clip. It's like the old Harrison Ford. I've missed him.
Yet another video I will not be watching today because I refuse to sit through 30 second ads online.
I was about to skip the video altogether but for some reason the advert skipped and went straight to the video. Woo.
lol she still spitting up hairballs love the bit. espically the joke about chewie having an affair with harrison wife hilerious though the chewbacca cosutme looks like the dollar bin version proably due to what the ones who made the vidoe had budget wise
The scariest part is how sane the "Air Force One 2" title pitch sounded.
Because he knows, he knows--it could really happen. (Or really was pitched.)
True story: Tony Lee Jones / Wesley Snipes filmed part of (the Harrison Ford sequel!) U. S. Marshals in the scruff swamps of West Tennessee north of Memphis (near Reelfoot Lake). My brother and I drove down to answer a casting call for extras. During the call, the associate casting director (or whoever was in charge of that sort of thing) said:
"You may be worried that you don't look pretty enough or handsome enough to be in a movie. Well, don't worry. Tom Cruise, in real life, is as ugly as a mud fence. I know--I've worked on films with him before. They make him look good on film with lighting and filters and makeup. If he can look good on camera, we can make you look as good as we want, too!"
I was later informed I had won a role as an extra. (But my brother didn't, and even though everyone insisted I go ahead anyway, I didn't want to do it if I couldn't share it with him.)
In conclusion: science has proven that I look as good as Tom Cruise! {smile!}
(Except taller...)
Oh dear, I can just picture it now: Harrison Ford: "Honey I'm home!.......Honey?"Mrs. Ford: *voice through the ceiling "Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell"
"You could use a good kiss!"
"I'd just as soon kiss a wookie.""I can arrange that!"
.....Famous last words, Mr. Ford.
HAHAHA that's amazing. Harrison's wife is in a hospital in a coma with severe carpet burns.
