where are the battle scenes? and the mining? while funny, this doesn't encapsulate avatar.rob, your hyperbole once again proves you really aren't to be listened to.
It's genuinely sad how perfectly this encapsulates James Cameron's Avatar movie, despite being 161 and a half minutes shorter and $499,999,998.00 cheaper. But it's also really, really funny. Thanks to Tony P. for the tip.
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People, check out Hamish and Andy, the two Aussies that brought this together after a visit to the Mockbuster factory, the Asylum. The scene where they pitched "Avatari" to the Asylum is priceless!!
The fact that the guy WALKS up to the stasis bed as opposed to slowly wheeling up to it in a chair kinda takes the winds out of the sails on this one for me...
I was really waiting for Jake and Neytiri to touch and make the beeping sound like in Clark and Lois made every time they kissed in the ol' Superman for Atari.
Also, it looked a bit too slick for an Atari 2600 game - especially the text.
Is it bad that I cared more about the video's inaccurate depiction of the 2600's capabilities than I did about the video itself?
Also, where was the joke?
Sadly lacking in head plug sex and fleshlight activity (band name?). Braxy will be deeply saddened.
2009 called, it wants its joke back. Seriously, aren't we over the avatar bashing? Who even talks about avatar anymore? And the video isn't that funny. Most movies can be summed up as "plot point, plot point, kill bad guy". You wait 2 years to post an avatar joke that isn't even that specific to avatar? Slow news day I guess.
The joke was made by two Australian comedians pitching mock busters to the studio behind Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus plus they did a one for Ghost busters and that's has a few more years then Avatar.
Madam, your words wound me. I'm assuming you're a girl, just 'cause.
For the record this button you speak of does in fact exist...it was within you the whole time! All you have to do is not read my posts! The power is yours!
hilerious seeing that video almost makes me want some new avartar video games. for scary how avatar would work in the old atari days and proably make Cameron more money .
This does fail in one way. It does not encapsulate the utter awesomeness that is Colonel Miles Quaritch.
Personally I rather like the movie. At least Cameron doesn't butt fuck us like Lucas does.
Visually stunning I wouldn't disagree.I just wish as much attention was paid to areas other than visuals.
Not arguing at all on the story point. But as Plinkett said, its what it needed to be. Personally I am just hoping the sequels can pull off a decent story now that the world/graphics are established.
Sure Avatar is no were close to a sci-fi masterpiece, but for a massive blockbuster film at least its not stunningly idiotic. Only partially. Its preachy, and cliche ridden, but a fun ride, and not so complex that the general idiotic public can't understand it.
What do you mean he hasn't YET? He re-released the movie into theaters for an additional 8 freaking minutes of footage that he deigned not to give on the DVD or in the first release. And how much more money did he make because of that one simple thing that cost him nothing to put back into the movie that he originally had taken out?
Ahh Dr.Abraxas you have a way with words.
I do not consider the "multiple re-releases" to be on par with Lucas butt fucking actions. That's just being a money grubbing douchebag.
James Cameron-Money Grubbing doucheGeore Lucas-Raper of childhood memories.
as long as there's plenty of hot blue Na'vi flesh to be seen, he can butt fuck me all day long
Ah, Avatar, or what I like to call "MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, GO, GO, GO - The Movie"Seriously, the guy spent decades dreaming up how that movie would look then shoveled in a generic "western culture rejection" plot borrowed from “The Last Samurai”, “Dances With Wolves” and a gazillion other movies. Bu the most atrocious thing about that movie was that the best dialog he could come up with after working on it for decades was just pathetic clichés._Plus Sigourney Weaver can't voice act – it’s a skill and she doesn’t have it - she almost single handedly ruined the Discovery Channel version of the Planet Earth documentary with her emotionless monotone although the Oprah decision to cut content and add extra close up blood and guts scenes in super slow mo didn’t help - thank god the BBC released a region 1 DVD. Now if only I could get a region 1 copy of The Private Lives of Plants – then my David Attenborough collection will be complete and I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
I finally got to see it on DVD and loved it up to when the (obvious) corporate bad guys and American military machine started to just sweep in and kill everyone. What a disapointment. Corporations have done some lousy things but the don't control the military. The American military usually goes to lousy countries to feed them or stop somebody from doing something bad. He could of made the bad guy really bad, rather than just becoming bad all of a sudden and dropping lines about 'shock and awe' and 'terrorists'. People in the movie industry can't deal with modern international politics. Yes, it's scary, but there are plenty of real life baddies out there that don't live in the United States trying to take over people's lands.
