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Anybody else catch their first glimpse of the alien head ice tray and immediately cross their legs?
guffaw, it's the internet, you don't have to hide your erection like it's high school
Novelty ice cube trays? NOOOOOO. My weakness!
I think I dig the idea of alien eggs floating in my drink more than the alien heads.
HAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! Foolish mortal! Tremble before the power of my Dark Lord Abraxas!
Where are your Nerd Gods now, Bricken! WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW?!! HAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!
Abraxas is your "Dark Lord"? Okay, that's it. *heads off to write slashfic about you two*
He has been my one and only Dark Lord since the Nerd Gods have failed me in permitting the American Akira movie to come into being. Now, the only god I worship is Abraxas.
come to think of it, i do need to order me up some ice dicks. there'll be a special treat in your jackolantern this halloween, rob :D
As oppose to the special treat you have reserved for him in your pants, my Dark Lord? XD
Long time ago i saw something that was so close to true Alien canon as this.
Hmmm...Aliens is my mom's favorite movie...
Happy Birthday Mom, I hope you like ice-dicks! :D
I don't know why everyone is so shocked. I mean, this shit was designed by HR Giger. Of course everything looks like dick and balls.
Seriously. It is fairly obvious the Xenomorph's head is SUPPOSED to look like a dick (and the Facehugger like a vagina). That's Giger's thing and the Alien's shtick. The Alien is supposed to creep you out and make you feel (sexually) uncomfortable.
I don't get why people think this seems to be a totally new revelation or something. Over 30 years after the first movie came out, no less.
In other words: I want those ice dicks!
Dicks and balls? Is that HR's thing? I really have to get that book of his art, been wanting to for some time now. Not... not because of the whole dick and balls thing, mind you, but I'd like to verify said claim.
Anyway, yeah, the whole Xenomorph ice thing obviously isn't as fitting as Hans in Carbonite ice. Maybe next time they should have a more fitting theme; ice tray shapes of Mr. Freeze and Batman and Robin trapped in ice, perhaps. DC Direct should totally do that.
Eww. It does look like a dick. Now when I look at the eggs I just see testicles. I wouldn't want either swirling around in my drink.
But you were OK with the idea of killing, ooze dripping, acid blood aliens with eggs that hatch creatures shoving eggs down your throat?
Oh I have my fetishes. More mundane than alien ice wang faces I guess, but they are there. ;)
Jeeze, I think they're cool. I guess ole 'braxy and I have more in common than I thought.
Indeed, my Dark Lord. Now our plans to incite mass despair and suicides in the Nerd community shall be complete! There is nothing that can stop us now! -insane cackle-




