• My point was this: it took two comments. TWO! Why did it take so long?

• HAHAAHAHAHAHA damn now I'm afraid

• you have a small penis variants would also apply

• I think this dude saw the Nostalgia Critic's joke http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/vgcon/28015-doug-vgc-chell-from-portal

• I don't need to post steve jobbs jokes to make sure i go to hell. I had him save me a seat. With him there, It's going to be preferrable over heaven.

• Why does a blind woman need a touch screen phone?

• http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=instant+karma+youtube&mid=0ABD4FA139666807BF8C0ABD4FA139666807BF8C&view=detail&FORM=VIRE1  ^_^

• "...who wouldn't know the thrill of danger if it came up behind them and snapped their little pink bras..." Cave Johnson re: his engineers. It happened.

• Wait, there is a Steve Jobs coming back as an out-the-door obsolete AI there somewhere.

• Not to mention that karma affects your station in your next life, and has no affect on your current run through the cycle.

• Apple-ture Science We do what we must because we can.

• They generally produce overpriced garbage for the tech-illiterate. How did you foresee these comments going?

• Actually, one could assume that someone railing on another person for joking about cancer would lack the hypocrisy to wish the disease upon them. I believe that should adequately supply the expectation reversal to qualify for the situation to be referred to as ironic. Irony is a game of perceptions. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony

• And we can see you don't know how karma works, as your action would generate just as much bad karma as the one you're railing about.

• they might have been wary of full on gay jokes, but definitely would have questioned his  masculinity in some way. now I imagine the digitally altered voice of cave calling the player a pansy. 

• Right. Because the real world is sooo fair. Enjoy your hopes of nerd-vengeance. 

• lol love the name, very original, lol

• Which would imply that, if in the Portal games the AI was given a malegender, and the test subject's gender was male, we would get a lot of gay jokes.

• I guess is the revenge of a chinese chaman or something.

• I see you don't know what irony means. This is called karma - enjoy your future tumor. Relish it.

• so do you see the irony in wishing somebody cancer?

• I'll make sure to email your comment back to you when you get cancer. Sleep tight.

• As opposed to Wii which means urine. Nintendo = golden showers.

• Oooooooooooh, geeze. I mean, I'm not getting upset or anything, but wow.

• The tragic part is if this was not an Apple product, that sort of thing could conceivably be possible. However, Apple discourages you customizing your product, so you'd have to jailbreak it first.

• This is pure awesomeness. I really hope someone will hack the 4S (or jailbreak, or whatever), and replace siri's voice with GlaDOS. That would be the single greatest reason to buy this phone.

• It's either fat jokes or adoption jokes...

• Oh great I can hear her now "That was fast fatty, better luck next time" One more reason to cry myself to sleep after finishing into a soulless piece of plastic.

• Ohhhhhh, nice

• I still don't have an iphone but if this was real I'd get one tomorrow.

• you know who got it? Steve Jobs (pancreatic cancer that is)

• New million dollar idea to  bring to japan,  Sex dolls with this app built in.

• That's what Steve gets for not having any anti virus for Apple? pancreas cancer virus? man, i have to try harder.

• YES!! i would like this comment a hundred times if i could.  Now i can slyly work it into conversations, like, hey i heard Steve jobs got the latest killer app...(pancreas cancer)

• Thanks to this comment log, I had to briefly wonder if pancreatic cancer can now be referred to as a killer app, in honor of the Job.

• My own verbally abusive personal assistant AI, yay!

• I would make tender love to Glados's voice.  Not the voice actress; I don't care what she looks like.  I would make love to the voice.

• Instead of developing the I-Pod and the I-Pad, Steve Jobs should have developed the I-Pancreas. HA! Right?! You get it? Because he died of pancreatic cancer!!! ... too soon?

• Thanks for posting this, Rob. I'm glad you enjoyed it! I really didn't expect it to blow up like this...it's everywhere! Not bad for something that started as a joke. But, again, thanks to everyone who watched and enjoyed it. I appreciate you guys watching it! - Jeff (bamfer23)

• Next year he'll die again, just with slightly more drama and with just a little bit extra fanboy angst, but really, it'll be the same death.

• This is Cave Jobs here with the new iLemon. Black Microsoft can eat my... We're done here.

• I just want to say that Steve Jobs's death does not excuse negative criticism of Apple's recent product, for any reason. That'd just be ridiculous.

• I think we all know that this video should have ended. One of them gets into an elevator, the doors close, and nerve toxin starts spraying out of the bottom of the phone.

• The First thing I thought was  awesome Applerature.

• Spoilers. Bill Gates used Avada Kedavra on Steve Jobs.

• as I said above, it did make sense in the game, so they were just being true to it.

• Mine was I wished closed ecosystems would get pancreatic cancer.... but no one got it and it's not really that good of a joke...  itunes sucks?

• it came up a lot in portal. it makes sense in that it was an AI given a female gender and trying to hurt a female person. it's unemotional research would show her the most common / generalized / simplistic ways for a female to insult a female. 

• I liked the use of Ray Charles.

• Did you bother playing Portal 2?  GLaDOS is not impressed with your fat aggression.

• That really is a lot of fat jokes. Sorry, not laughing.

• Coming soon to a Comedy Central Roast

• The way rob worded the opening, i was suprised it wasn't sooner.

• My only joke is that iPhone's "Siri" sounds an awful lot like the Japanese word for "ass." Good job, guys. Good job.

• I am a tad offend every single joke was a fat joke. 

• Warning: All iPhone 4S's are Steve Jobs horcruxes. -via Bill Corbett

• My phone contract is up on the 19th, so this would be a reason to go against everything I believe in and get an apple product. Oh this is fake?  Good glad I don't have to debate it, looks like a new droid for me, even if the windows phone controlling my xbox thing is interesting 

• Steve Jobs: He's doing science and he's still ali.... oh wait right...

• Huh.  It took two comments to get to Apple-bashing.  That's impressive.

• if it was, it wouldn't get accepted into the app store, because apple hates everything that is fun and orgional and cool.

• I was really hoping this was a real thing... 

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