Over the years MTV has had a history of innovative sketch comedy shows that has included everything from The Idiot Box to Human Giant. Of these, The State remains the most enduringly popular. The 11 members of the eponymous sketch comedy troupe originally collaborated with the network on the short-lived Jon Stewart comedy show You Wrote It, You Watch It. They wowed the suits with their work on that program enough to get a development deal, and The State soon followed. At first, audiences didn't know what to make of the series' offbeat humor, what with it including jokes about eating Muppets and shoes with piggies on them and all. The critical reaction was so negative that eventually the troupe mocked their viciously bad reviews in a memorable promo that was accompanied by The Bee Gees' "I Started a Joke."
Fortunately, MTV remained committed to the show and through word of mouth it eventually earned the success it so rightly deserved. While The State left the airwaves following an ill-fated leap to CBS in 1995, it helped spawn such shows as Viva Variety and Reno 911! as well as the Stella comedy troupe/series and the feature Wet Hot American Summer. As any self-respecting comedy nerd will be eager to point out, the group's members -- Thomas Lennon, Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, David Wain, Kerri Kenney, Kevin Allison, Ben Garant, Michael Patrick Jann, Joe Lo Truglio and Todd Holoubek -- are still heavily active in the entertainment industry. But what of the show that launched them all? Nearly 20 years later do you still wanna dip your balls in The State's comedy? Of course you do, so start off by checking out this list of the show's ten finest moments.
A quick note before we begin, due to Viacom removing most of the clips of the show from YouTube, the embedded videos featured in today's Daily List aren't up to the usual quality standards of what you expect from Topless Robot. So if you like what you see, be sure to buy the official DVD set to experience the series in all of it's A/V glory.
10) Capt. Monterey Jack
With their unhappy grunge music and nihilistic attitudes, kids of the 1990s needed some guidance. Unfortunately for them, Captain Monterey Jack was on the case. As portrayed by Michael Ian Black, Jack was a motivation speaker who presented tough talk about what he felt were the big issues of the day (the character only made limited appearances on The State, slightly predating Chris Farley's Matt Foley on Saturday Night Live). In his greatest sketch, Jack taught a group of teens the importance of having properly tied shoes. Think that is an inconsequential problem? Tell that to the grieving families of anyone killed in a shoelace-related escalator accident. This one gets bonus points for the Doug cameo, easily The State's most popular character. More on him in a bit.
9) The Barry Lutz Show
I was sure no one else liked porcupine racetrack. pleasant surprise
Compared to The Pythons, The Kids in Hall and UCB, the State was pure shit...
anyone actually gone back and watched these again recently? I seem to remember thinking this show was funny back in the day too, but trying to watch it now is just painful. just really really juvenile almost grade school level humor. "hey what's with people saying you shouldn't swim for 30 minutes after you eat? let's do a whole skit about it! HI-LARIOUS!"
"Next person who touch'a da food: I will make'a da call, I will have'a you killed."
I just noticed "Sid and Nancy on the $25,000 Pyramid" isn't on here, one of the funniest things ever. EPIC FAIL.
I totally agree. I had friends who swore by it, so I watched about three or four episodes and never laughed. I just remember it being stupid and unfunny. Unfortunately the whitest kids you know thought this was a torch that needed to picked up and run with .
WHAT ARE YA, DEAF!?!
Beavis and Butt-head is funny, you turd.
(Bonus points for name-checking The Idiot Box. I miss God's Mighty Anvil.)
Pudding, man. Pudding made the show for me, back in the day.
CHICKEN SANDWICH, CARL!!!!
"Maybe I'm 'old fashioned' but, 'Women Voters'? Welcome to planet Mars, I'll be over in my spaceship."
Anyone remember the international signal for sketch? The one with the pissed off accountants? Or the Kabuki theater featuring, Barry and Levon, Louie, Douge, and Barry Toink?
Thank you free market economy!
I also love the part about choclodials.
What is this blue meat?
Show us FAR!
The State was one of my favorite shows when I was in high school. During my junior year, my friend and I were commissioned to paint a large mural in the stair well of our school depicting all of the various subjects and sports.
At the top of the mural there's a golfer and by his feet I painted 2 orange golf balls with "Louie" written on them. The mural is still there today.
People always wondered why we named our band "Monkey Torture". Well, there it is at #9!
It's in "Louie and the Last Supper!"
I can never get enough Doug or Captain Monterey Jack. And Porcupine Racetrack, for how unapologetically stupid it is, is just too elaborate and incredible to deny. It's lack of that sort of conviction that makes for a lot of the half-assed comedy we get these days, you ask me.
How is "I want to dip my balls in it!" not on here?
I cannot believe the taco sketch is not on this list. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f648312caa/taco-mail-from-holyhackjack
"Don't tell me you're having a problem with the tacos..."
"Jake. I *love* the tacos. kay? They're ... maybe the best tacos I've ever had. It's just that ... well, I think if I had to choose between the tacos, and the mail, I'd have to choose the mail."
They give me Adidums. For less money, I get extra stripe, Is good deal, no?
I know this: That was the longest conversation I've ever had.
No muppets? Fail!
Which episode had the interview with the treacly-sweet family that made stuffed animal baskets and "things that are good to HUG!" intercut with their private confessions of suicidal despair? Was that even a State episode? Exit 57? Vacant Lot? 110 Lombard? Three Dead Trolls?
It was the very first episode of UCB, in fact, along with Unabomber & the Bucket of Truth. You've gotta hear the audio commentary on the DVD about the fight the UCB had with Comedy Central over the last ten seconds of that episode. In fact, all the UCB commentary is gold. It's like they're getting paid to do it. Unlike all too much of Mr. Show's commentary.
Upright Citizens Brigade I believe.
Great list! Dare you to find 10 great Citizen's Brigade sketches and I'll give you the sketch 'Ass Pennies' to get you started. BTW, Muppets for Dinner should have made your State list.
I think Number 3's my fav outta the list.
I was funny but last part:
"Are you Jesus of Nazareth?"-Roman Solider
Pause
"He just went that way, he has a short sleeve shirt and tie, and he keeps yelling about his balls."-Jesus
That right there had me laughing so hard I couldn't stop for a few minutes.
The Burger Hut sketch is my all-time favorite sketch from any sketch show.
WHAT!?! NO BURGER HUT!?!*
*more of a reflection of how Ben Garant's character would say it and less an expression of nerd rage. Have a Burgerific Day!
Aw, I liked the muppet one...
I still get the theme song to "The Jew, The Italian, and the Red-Head Gay" stuck in my head sometimes. And the Sideways House theme song.
That said, one of my favorites that has heretofore gone unmentioned was "Capo, Louisiana". I don't think it was from the regular series, think it was from their CBS special or something.
Was the Hot Chick Room from The State?
Crap I forgot about that segment! You're totally right.
DURRRR.... everyone likes something... imma be DIFFERENT...
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
That's ok. I'm not too terribly bothered about the lack of video clips for this list.
Y'know, seeing as The State completely fucking sucked and all.
The critics for that first season were all correct. It was the truest definition of both the words "worthless" and "stupid." It was trying way too immensely hard to be Monty Python's Flying Circus except without any of the charm, and negative 1000% of the actual humor.
No Sid and Nancy on the $10,000 Pyramid?
Though I will say a Top 10 list is pretty hard.
Seconded. I LOVE this skit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfM3jAuiDwA&feature=related
Speaking as a child of the 90's myself, this show was AMAZING! I know your opinion counts and all, but why do you have to knock on something that everyone in this thread is rallying behind.
Jerk face.
death fight 5000!!!
Old Fashioned Guy should have made the list;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpiw-ng5wkQ
Ees no-a bing-a-da-bang-a-da-boom!
I had no desire to read this list... I love The State and it's hysterical; But I mean... What do you really gain from reading this if you're already a fan? I could pop one of the discs from the complete series in and watch if I really wanted to see the sketches that badly. In the interest of at least skimming the article I'm commenting on, I will say that I LOVED the Barry Lutz Show, definitely one of the show's funniest offerings, and Barry and LeVon should not have made the list at all. They were definitely the show's weak point.. However, I'm glad you at least only listed the funniest Barry and LeVon sketch, not all the sketches as a whole. Also: No mention of the sketch where Michael Showalter and Ben Garant, as a father and son, race home together and begin fighting each other? For shame...
To this day, Barry and Levon are still my heroes.
"CHICKEN SANDWICH CARL!!"
"The Popa, hes comming to dinna"
"Watch the monkeys do it!"
Goodbye Mailbox.
My fav sketch was the one about the immigrants who are like nuclear scientists in Russia but here they run an ice cream truck & the Jedi one is great too "you dont need to see my resume".
how in gods name are 'the crackers' 'taco mail' and 'wheres the mousey?' NOT on this list. they are so much better than 240$ worth of pudding, easily. indoor camping too.
Speaking as a child of the 90s, this show wasn't that funny. Now Chris Elliot's Get A Life, that was groundbreaking comedy!
What going to the zoo and watching the "monkeys do it?" Or the father/son race through the woods?
you guys know the entire series was FINALLY released on DVD about a year ago, right? it was in hell forever because MTV didn't want to pay licensing rights for all the music they made them use in the show when it was on the air.
so some of the music is different (Canonball being noticeably gone from the pants sketch and that Smashing Pumpkins tune no longer in the "Toothbrush, you came back" bit), but it's still every episode and then some.
http://www.amazon.com/State-Complete-Kevin-Allison/dp/B00274SITW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1317745395&sr=8-1
...but i HAVE a beard.
Then you're an alien.
... n... no i'm not.
i love the idea that you think you can intellectually list "empirical" reasons why you're not interested in the show, when it's all predicated on the fact that you never watched it in the first place.
"Christopher Nolan's Batman movies? Well, I haven't actually SEEN any, but from the clips I've just watched I'd say it's an echo of the 90's grim 'n gritty comics era with a sense of hyper-realism that takes away from any sense of fun that a comic book movie should have."
The State = Rules
I miss Stella.
Please see above.
It probably would have been more impressive if I were an impressionable youth watching it back in the nineties. From the videos above I call it very formulaic, a combination of “calculated insanity” and "shock humor" I guess you could call it. I stand by my "meh" as one always should.
my first thought was "what the hell is the state?" then I read the items and remembered this awesome show.
I'm the slowest porcupine in tooooownnnn; but that ain't got me dowwwwwnnnn.
Ass pennies was UCB.
You win... Orphans!
Ooops, that was UCB.
Ass pennies was their greatest work. I still reference it to this day.
Great list. I do however miss "Goodbye Mailbox".
And the Tenement sketch. "Let's get milk faced and hum like rabbits!"
I'd gripe about the lack of "the bearded men of space station 11", but recognition of porcupine racetrack as the best state skit justifies all.
my first thoughts when i saw the list was would the pudding scetch make the cut. and how high would it be and would the pants one also be on the list. given how cool the state was it was proably hard to narrow down the list .
For some reason my favorite State sketch has always been the sitcom parody, "Sideways House Family"- I think it's the wacky neighbor who pops in during all the misery caused by the sideways house that puts it over the top.
I'm really surprised that the bearded men of space station 11 didn't make the cut.
While I enjoy your list, I wish you had not left out the fast food restaurant where the clerk is berated by his supervisor then beaten by his manager then has his face shoved in the deep fryer by the owner. Tee delivery of the line, "YOU"RE PISSING THE CUSTOMER OFF!" has been one of my favorite things ever screamed.
My gf and I frequently say "I'm gonna get some BAGELS, I guess," whenever plans don't work out. Keep it alive! That is all.
BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BLUEBERRY!
The muppet skit should be on this list.
Porcupine
Racetrack- freaking brilliant. That was by far my favorite skit The
State did. I love this list. Thanks for posting it.
GodDAMN! You guys have the best shows on your MTV!
The best we got on MTV Asia at that time period are reruns of Beavis and Butthead ("Seriously? This shit is supposed to be funny?"), and sometimes Aeon Flux if we're really really good, brush our teeths before bed and say our prayers. XD
The Jedi Talent Agent isn't on this list?
("You want to get me a fish-wich.")
I thought that would be a shoe-in considering the site.Great list otherwise!
"Who invited Louie? Judas!"
"What? He's funny!"
..."I wanna dip my balls in it" remains the greatest sketch comedy catchphrase ever uttered.^Yes, this... this a hundred times over.
Other sketches I remember fondly are 'The Pope'a 's comin' and the Shakespeare sketch preformed during a Spring Break special.
You shut your dirty whore mouth when The State's being talked about.
Man this list sucks, I'm leaving the site... who's coming with me?
"Nah, Doug, we're gonna stay here and hang with Rob"
"Fine, then I'm outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeee ere.
Never heard of it.
Then again I was elsewhere in the '90s.
Still, it can't have been that great if no one mentioned it when I got back.
Aww, man. What about "Watch the monkeys do it"?
Italian grandma: Monkeys don't-a "do it." They make-a loooove.
Pudding is not number 1? BLASPHEMY!
Good List though.
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