• As long as Shun's penis. WAAAAAAAAGH

• Cool.  I think we can put "Veloci-" before anything, and it would make it sound cooler.  Not 20% cooler, more than that, thanks very much.

• The Velociraptress ate them all

• ALSO noticed that...

• *Whicker*

• it could be the other way round fabio. Bf could have dressed up to get nookie from  his nerdy gf. Who knows??

• Oh, that was brilliant.  SJ arm and all.

• Wow.  That was brilliant. 

• Lets put the penile back in penalty....oh!...what?....really? totally different words?...oh I see....errr never mind then.

• It needs a place to velocipooh

• Oh, and I need to find overnight parking for my velocipede.

• I'll tell you what...velocitape beats duct tape hands down.

• So how long is too long again?

• I thought his name was supposed to be a play on the spelling of nerdy. Transposing the r&d. Ahhh what I would give to....errr nvermind

• Geese are mean as shit too.

• Do you expect anything less from my Dark Lord Abraxas? XD

• I can't believe I said this, Herr Doktor, but I successfully trolled you too. XD

• Same diff. XD

• Don't forget about "Give me the hard fuck" and "This has no pardon". XD

• That FFF featuring Lara Croft and that Velociraptor is better than JP3.

• Your definition of "fun" has clearly been tainted by FFF. Now, surrender your soul to Abraxas, mortal! -cackles- XD

• Wow that con is DEAD!!! Where are all the people??? I go to the Fan Expo in Canada and we get 70,000 people there and there is no room whatsoever!!! (their hands are everywhere :( )

• Nah, nah doesn't work. Too X-Files.

• Chickens are the most terrifying things out there when provoked, just look at Legend of Zelda

• I wonder if anyone did any Highlander cosplay??

• It's a song by Velociblondie

• Velocigina is one of my favoritest FFF words ever. I usually name fictional bands some variant featuring Velocigina. My band on Rock Band was called "Lord Fondleroy and the Velocigina's." I've been on TR a long time, but a long time is never too long.  

• I'm pretty sure they edited out those Monarch Henchmen being torn apart.

• This reminded me of that Lara Croft fan fiction where she has fun with a velociraptor... :(

• This is still better than JP3

• I guess herpesexuality wouldn't work...

• I have occasionally wondered how furries feel about scalies.

• Worst special effects ever.

• " You've been on this site for much, much too long." is that possible doc smashy? to be on TR too long? it's like saying you breathe too much air or you destroy too many minds.

• This is something I've been wondering ever since a few years after The Fly.

• His name was "Nedry"? No shit, for years I called him "Dennis Nerdy". Err...

• Clever girl!

• If, while reading this comment, your mind drifted away to many moons ago when Topless Robot ran an FFF about the Velociraptors from Jurassic Park and at some point the word Velocigina was created, and somebody said exactly what arrivalscientist just said, but about the word Velocigina, then congratulations! You've been on this site for much, much too long.

• Is that what happens when all the good people leave this earth to go to heaven and the rest of us are killed by raptors? /channeling xkcd

• did anyone go to Comikaze? How was it? 

• So were you dressed as Nedry or did you just accompany him?

• That made my day!

• I totally love the severed arm on the Jeep.

• have you seen RL chickens? scary....absolutely scary.... turkeys too.

• Well JP 1 Raptors had no feathers... Due to the knowledge from the times... I'd be afraid if a giant Scoo... Chicken followed me!

• i accept it

• sam jackson's arm? the one he keeps losing in Spielberg/GL flics? if sam jackson's arm is on that hood this is elevated from clever to smoking hot lasanga on garfield on pit action cosplay. heck, this could be part of jp4.

• I was going to say that's the emptiest I've seen a con in a long time, but it makes sense when you explain why. 

• Do NOT mistake with rectosexuality...

• Yeah, I tought about it, but didn't know if there was already an official sub-classification, so I went with the generalistic definition, I came up with "scullies"

• That's probably quite a few decaliters of astroglide

• Pretty clever bit of cosplay there. And, hey! Sam Jackson's arm on the hood.

• Real velociraptors were smaller and had feathers. But somehow pulling a large chicken behind him wouldn't have had the same effect.

• Well, another reason he got away with it was the convention was held in a parking garage.  The parking garage itself. 

• Velocirapture

• Velociraptor Love Tobasco..................best band name ever!!

• Reptosexuality has yet to gain public acceptance...or any acceptance.

• Sometimes FFF just sort of writes itself

• Only if it's Velocirape. If it's velocaconcentual..it's cool.

• Needs more velociraptor love tabasco. *whickers*

• Oh, this was the criterion directors cut? Ah, comment deleted. /deletecomment. 

• GLORIOUS!! That is all.

• I once went with Dennis Nedry and a bunch of tiny, plastic Compsognathus glued to my shirt. Got lectured by a movie nerd on how grossly inaccurate I portrayed Nedry's death. I consider that a successful trolling. XD

• i just know the sight of laura dern elbow deep in a pile of shit spurred a thousand fists into a thousand anuses

• the world gets off on raw footage man

• how is that not a good thing? zach weiner is a lasanga genius

• absolutely not! it seems you've tasted the taste of the velociraptor love tobasco

• you mean scalies?

• Short answer: "Yes" with a "But". Long answer: "No" with a "However".

• Awesome. XD

•  Only for later that night.

• It's not every girl that would be willing to dress up as a giant lizard for her (I assume) boyfriend in public. freaking furries...

• Probably! :D

• Is it wrong that I'm totally turned on by the Velociraptor??

• It would have been better if it was Dr. Ellie Sattler and a big pile of shit.

• I'm starting to understand Zach Weiner - that's probably not a good thing. http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/09/george_lucas_makes_it_personal.php

• No editing on the video? It could have taken 1 minute tops. No music added, just the strained gears of the child jeep? Next time spend half as much time on making a good video as you id on making the costumes. Which were really good.

• I once had the idea to go to a Halloween party with one of my friends as Jeff Goldblum and a big pile of shit. Unfortunately the bastard pussied out at the last minute and I was just a douchey looking guy with an exposed chest and sunglasses on indoors.

• we have Jurassic Park: The Musical here in Denton.  Ask yer Funimation buddy.  is it Scott Porter?  i'll bet it's Scott Porter.  He's a pretty hoopy frood, overall.

• This was that con's first year and it was on the Sunday. Pretty much the only people there that day were cosplayers. Myself included

• Yeah I assumed that at first, but those things can't really chase a car like that. And the scene with the car chase is obviously the T-Rex. If you want, we can compromise and call her an Allosaurus. 

• but...but...where's the goldblum?

• I think that was a Velocirraptor... Cause she had Raptor feet!

• My favorite part about the T-Rex is her floral bag. Also, that jeep puts the Power in Power Wheels. Amazed it could support a fully grown adult.

• This made my day, thanks.

• Is he looking for a velocagina?  Sticking to that idea, this video is reminding me of the weirdest and most awesome ad I ever saw on Craigslist where some lonely fellow in Montreal put out an ad asking for a woman to put on a dinosaur costume so he could have sex with her.  Hmm, perhaps he's the one who wrote about making it with a creature whose "name means...bird..of prey."

• MUST GO FASTER

• Coincidentally, this is exactly how my wife and I met.

• That is the emptiest convention I've ever seen. Of course, with that little jeep, an empty convention is the only way that would work.

• And that's the reason I go to cons

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