• Holy fuck that has FFF written all over it. 

• hey rob this gives me an idea of a happy birth day gift  just for you

• Depends. How many holes does it have?

• A big bottle of velociraptor love tabasco? *whickers*

• HAHAHAHA

• Rob  HAVE YOU N O SHAME ! You DO NOT mock an old lady because she happens to be green !... Wait ? It's ET in drag ? Oh well , he just happens to like dress as a girl , I mean who are we to judge ?

• Would now be a good time to mention that there are not one, but two ET pornos- one for each gender, the female one involving a three-way? Or is that just a horror too far...

• a box containing the Spirited Away fanfic's author's ensemened Sen panties?

• The platinum edition of Love is Lasagna, made out of actual lasagna baked from the sexual drippings of Kate and Pippa Middleton?

• Kakaroto's used, sweaty underpants with the ripe scent of super saiyajin balls?

• A blow up Gardevoir doll that comes with the mutilated cervix of Nurse Joy?

• a pink glass jar containing the half-cannibalizated half-shredded remains of Videls last abortion along with a "thanks for the fuck" in girly handwriting. 

• A booze cabinet full of liquor that contains "accidentally" reversed Puking Pastilles, for when he needs a "special moment" with Joss?

• I'm dead serious. Your address, give it to me.

• So far it's Love-Love.... Avatar Sago will serve next.

• And the award for the Most Awesome Sentence in the History of the English Language goes to... *^_^*

• Made this a long time agoXD http://cheezburger.com/View/3478689792

• Also. Yaddle/E.T. fan fic anyone?

• I haven't laughed this hard all day.

• sure it has a lightup finger, but does it have a fuckable butt?

• mortal, your lot in life to be mortified by eldritch things, and it is not meant for you to ask why.

• Get him one dressed as Marilyn Monroe that sings 'Happy Birthday Mister Bricken'.

• a beautifully adorned rectal raperack (complete with mug shots of those who last used it) for when he commits his weekly crime against caring

• A Plow me Elmo toy with real humping and ejaculating action?

• I think you got a picture of E.T. mixed up with Mia Farrow, Rob!

• By all that good and holy I so hope that is not true.

• WHY IS THIS?!

• Meesa fucks Robbie Bricky like stretchy necksy

• Hey Rob I love this site so much I want to do something nice for you. I'm going to order every wave, variant and exclusive of the E.T figures and send them to you! I'm not even going to have the toys shipped to me, I'm just going to get the retailer  to drop ship them to you as to save time and make sure you will get them sooner. This is my thanks to you for running such a great site. :)

• still better looking that STEWART or SJP (alas poor matthew brodderick i knew him well) then he married SJP and ended his career =/

• Never mind, my original comment was just too mean.

• You gonna be looking for the rare Party E.T.™ ?

• wasting his seed on TRON.

• Contest idea? Just thinking about Robs "OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME"(?-ed) comment inspiring a contest about our best guesses as to the reason Rob was forsaken by God. FFF isn't good enough - you have to be specific.

• I think Rob should have led with the roleplay toy before showing us this figure http://i.toynewsi.com/g/index.php?mode=view&album=NECA%2FE_T&pic=03.jpg&dispsize=600&start=0 

• "Did you ever find E.T. attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl E.T.?" "No. HAHAHAHAHAHA! No." "Neither did I, I was just asking."

• Oh, if that's how you want to roll, you gotta just send them all to Mike Sullivan to mod 'em. 

• i had this figurine when the movie first came out.  It was a christmas gift. I didn't pick it.

• They're articulated. With some small electric motors, wheels, and an Arduino for each figure, you could build an army of robot transvestite ETs.

• OK People, I am starting a kickstarter to buy as many of these figures as I can and mail them to Rob at random times and dates, Hell if we make enough, maybe we can line the windows outside of his apartment and then ring the doorbell. Who is in?

• a free pass to a hello kitty health joint of his choice?

• Does it come with beer?   Oh wait, almost anything cums with beer..........ba-dum-dum

•  Better: ET grafts it onto its own penis and penetrates both semilunar valves at once.

• A Lum ona-hole with a drainage hole so he can make his own cum-filled ruler?

• And then he severs his own genitalia and ET devours it.

•  Whose grotesque Eraserhead babies are stillborn, prompting the man to slice up his baby, the blobfish's, and the blobfish itself for a delicious stir-fry? To share with ET when he accepts the alien into his heart, of course.

• Aaah! Cross-Dressing E.T! *hides under the bed* BURN IT!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

• a dildo cast from JW's original? a blue tri-angular Na'Vi tenga with Jake's Na'Vi face in mid orgasm on it?

• Hasn't Lucas already penned a script with Jar Jar not just in drag but in that leather bustier he had Portman wear in Ep II screaching "Meesa mooey mooey horny!" and knocking things over... I seem to recall it as being part of the second christmas special. _ I could be wrong about that.

• An extra-large, unsanded dowel?

• I take it you haven't seen the E.T./Victorian Era Germany Porno, then?

• Nice Hat!

• Don't forget to have ET cause MPreg in his "friends"

• Don't say "Fuck that alien". You might give fanfic writers ideas.

• That is soooooo 2008... ;-) http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/kill-it-with-fire

• Oh gee, I sure do hope it's anatomically correct! Also of note, ET's eyes are staring in opposite directions. Like a chameleon.

• Hawt. But is it wearing panties?

• a permanent wet spot and or tent in his front shorts?

• Growing up in the 80's with the first name of Elliott was bad enough. But one of my cousins had a talking ET doll that he would chase me around with. Just when I finally got over the nightmares of that glowing fingered bastard, you show me this!?!

• Dear Rob, You may wake up in the middle of the night. As you're lying there with your eyes closed, trying to get some much needed rest, you'll become dimly aware of a sound, a sound almost like breathing. You'll start to feel it too, softly, upon your face: in and out, in and out. Gradually, you'll come to realize a pressure upon your chest, as if a diminutive creature is standing on you. You'll feel the beginning of panic then, the flow of adrenaline, cold sweat upon your face. Fearfully, you'll open your eyes, and this...this thing will be looking down at you. ...but by then, it will be too late.

• PICS or it didn't happen!!!!

• I know what Rob's getting for his birthday...

• Hot man on ET on blobfish action? With surgery for added fun/horror. I believe that an anatomically correct ET surgery fetish fanfic could be what it takes to truly break Rob- the final FFF.

• If there's one thing that I can stand in solidarity with Rob on, it's hating on E.T. Fuck that alien. Seriously.

• Somebody put a Unicorn mask on that thing. STAT!

• Upon seeing this my eyes literally popped out of my head and were replaced by my balls, which shot right up inside my body seconds after my eyes realised what they were seeing. 

• Ragnarokeddon?

•  *seconds that  :)

• then the job is complete and your journey to the fff is begun!

• God fucking damn it!!!! I come here to relax for shit's sake! I literally pissed myself a little bit, christ shitting bricks! God damn, if there was ever a reason to use the Spoiler Jump, this is it! Fuck, I still see it when I close my eyes!

• soul? surely you still don't believe a roboteer sitll has a soul do you?

• I have to say this is news to me, since when did they start making Sarah Jessica Parker action figures?

• let me write the tell all fff

• Just thank god we aren't getting a toy of Jar-Jar Binks in a drag. (You know Lucas wants to do that so badly) 

•  dante , FIRE ran from this beast... what can we do  O_______________________o *throws SPARKLEFART at the toys* (twilight) it DOES NOTHING ......IT CAN KILL PEOPLE but it cant kill this  WTF

• I was scrolling along innocently eating my cheerios when I came across that. I actually yelled and nearly doused my couch with cereal. You should put this after a jump with a warning you bastard.

• I'm going to have sex with that.

• I just worked out that ComicsNix must be Azathoth - the blind idiot god - and you must be Y'golonac or Nyarlathotep.

• Yes, especially those soul-piercing eyes that tell you "yes, everything will be alright child, just go to sleep".

• your nerd gods are hollow but your elder gods will not foresake you. when we promise the end of the world it will be nothing short of that. we will not let you down.

• IT WON'T WORK!!! FIRE'S TOO GOOD FOR THE ABOMINATION!!!

• hey its a lot better than a LADY GAGA or JUSTIN BIEBER toy .... oh wait *gets horrible flashbacks of seeing the Bieber toy at TrU* ( rethinks reply ) still better than having a GAGA doll , and MORE ATTRACTIVE than HE/SH(I)T . even in the dark. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ cant we get the pussycat dolls back .. please mattel , we already have a goth line (MONSTER HIGH) give us the pussycat dolls line .

• BURN IT WITH FIRE  BURN IT WITH FIRE  BURN IT WITH FIRE BURN IT WITH FIRE  BURN IT WITH FIRE  BURN IT WITH FIRE  BURN IT WITH FIRE  BURN IT WITH FIRE  BURN IT WITH FIRE   BURN IT WITH FIRE  BURN IT WITH FIRE  BURN IT WITH FIRE  BURN IT WITH FIRE  BURN IT WITH FIRE 

• God: You know what you did.

• Lindsay Lohan needs to go back to red hair.

• when I saw you posted "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA " to twitter I should have known it would be E.T. hilarious. I'm not really creeped out by E.T., at least not nearly as much as you, but it sure is entertaining to watch your descent into madness on stuff like this.

• Why? WHY??? But I have to say, it's a well detailed figure

• Jesus, Rob. How did you find a picture of my stepmother?

• Why does this have FFF written all over it?  No, seriously, if you lift the dress, you'll see an endless series of "FFF"s printed there.  Oh, don't ask how I know.  I just do.

• Sleep is overrated.

• I'm glad to see Dr. Abraxas has found a nice job in the toy industry.

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