I am sincerely hopping that Rob will now use a screen cap of Stewart's reaction as the upgrade, or downgrade, to the double facepalm.
Specifically, the Next Generation, represented by Captain Jean-Luc Picard, and the Star Wars prequel generation, represented by Qui-Gon Jinn. Sir Patrick Stewart and Liam Neeson were on the Graham Norton Show together, when Norton decided to settle the eternal debate of which franchise is better by comparing the two actors' toys. This video is awesome for two reasons: 1) I had forgotten how ridiculous those old Episode 1 banks looked when they weren't all paired together. Qui-Gon was supposed to be placed next to an Obi-Wan and a Darth Maul bank, so they could "fight." Without his partners, Qui-Gon looks like he's having an episode of the DTs. 2) Stewart actually facepalms. Hell, he headpalms. It's divine. (Via The Mary Sue)
FYI, the only DVD of note coming out today is Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1, which I only mention for Rifftrax purposes. Hopefully DVD Day will be back next week, assuming next week doesn't also suck ass.
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There is one perfect place in the whole wide world,where noses are crinkled and tails are curled;squeals are happy and smiles are bright,and the wind is gentle all day and night.
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Yeah, because it's not like Rocko's Modern Life season 2 or Lady And The Tramp Diamond Edition comes out on DVD and Blu-Ray for the latter today or anything.
Oh wait, it does.
How about throwing a bone once in a while to animation nerds, huh?
"FYI, the only DVD of note coming out today is Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1, which I only mention for Rifftrax purposes. Hopefully DVD Day will be back next week, assuming next week doesn't also suck ass." ....... really, you ever hear of Harold & Kumar???
Another "to be fair" statement, I can't think of a pretty solid Jean-Luc piece of merchandise that would be comparable to the Qui-Gon bank. If someone could think of something that would be let me know.
For I must own it. XD
Is Liam wearing an Anchor on his shirt? A desperate attempt for people to go see Battleship?
I feel sorry a bit for Patrick Stewart, but I know that was solely done to get his goat, and he has an excellent sense of humor about it and himself. We all know that Graham is a Trekkie anyway...
Did this already air or will it be on this weekend? Patrick Stewart is hilarious as himself. (Hosting SNL, "Extras" etc.)
I HAD THAT BANK!!!
Then I incinerated it....and all my other Prequel tie in shit a couple of years ago. Best Fourth of July EVA!
Moar annoying: Jar Jar or Wesley?
Going with all Trek spinoffs, moar likely to make me show up outside Skywalker Ranch/Paramount Studios dressed in full-on AIM gear: Chakotay (literally everything about him) or Padmé's "killing those Space Apaches for just being Space Apaches isn't genocide" speech?
hm, Padme was more of a plot device than a character, at least with Chakotay they tried to portray a positive native type, aren't too many natives on tv anyway. i can't say anything positive about Padme except, she died? jar jar as far as we know got to live... and wesley isn't too bad people are just too uptight. if they want to cringe at real marysues, open up a twilight book.
Chakotay is more the insanity of it. First, and I know someone will take this out of context, Indians have no place in Star Trek. Star Trek is a utopia, and as communism and neoliberalism clearly demonstrate, utopias tend to involve genocide against indigenous peoples, along with other human rights abuses. But in many ways, he's more stereotypical than Tonto.
"Sky spirits". In a normal case, this would be just a one-off. In a space show, actually a spinoff following DS9, not so much. Not surprisingly, they were space aliens.The use of New Age ideas about Indians is rather jarring in a franchise whose primary conflict is passion versus reason. (Hilariously enough, we tend to see white people as irrational.)Normally I wouldn't mind the choice of Beltran. Better than someone like Taylor Lautner or Duane Loken. (When it comes to Indian ancestors, I take the view "I believe Tura [Satana]." Because she grew up at a time when being Indian was a bad thing. And because few people could make up her backstory.) So, should I be offended by Beltran or not?Animal totem. This is why I 100% support fursecution. Also, vision quests are typical of plains Indians, not Central American Indians. And they're a male puberty ceremony.Anthropologist. LOLIndians aren't vegetarians. Why? Because we accept that for us to live, other things must die, and we find the treatment of plants by vegans to be just as discriminatory as they find our treatment of animals. Also, high-carbohydrate diets are dangerous to us. Look up diabetes. Also, animal rights people are, um, very akin to the Ku Klux Klan when you're an Indian. Look up things like Neah Bay. Even calling in bomb threats to schools.Finally, my opinion of Seven of Nine and dreamcatchers? Yeah, you found the most schlocky item available and know about it. Congrats! If I were still 14, I might let you blow me.
I was thinking more of Padmé's "not a monster" speech in Episode II. Which, come to think of it, given Padmé's native Israel's stance on the "G-word" (Basically, they define genocide as only happening once in history.), might be fridge brilliance.
My bigger issue with Lucas is Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, but most people don't even consider that canon.
Chakotay's greatest sin as a character is that despite being a Maquis traitor, it almost never played any role in the conflict of the crew dynamics on Voyager, but the main problem with Voyager and Enterprise is that almost nothing in any of those shows played into a conflict with anything.
"wesley isn't too bad people are just too uptight. if they want to cringe at real marysues, open up a twilight book."
How is this even possible for a human being to write?
Don't get me started on Twilight. At least Chakotay doesn't transform into A PUPPY, aw...Say, Jacob, what are you doing with that girl? Get away from her! Bad dog!
I was more thinking of his New Ageyness. Indians in general hate New Agers. A lot.
AIM? Advanced Idea Mechanics?
If I understand you here (and believe me the Wisdom of Soloman isn't helping much) you want to picket two different locations wearing a yellow work suit with an inverted bucket on your head. Like this one: http://bit.ly/Aydos0
Wesley grew up into Wil Wheaton. Jar Jar just got re-released in 3-d - one extra dimension of annoying.
Plus, Wil Wheaton lobbied to make Wesley likable. Didn't work out for him, but there you go.
Would You Rather is Graham Norton at his best.Now if Craig Ferguson and Billy Connolly both show up on the same episode it will be the best of the best. :)
Those two have aged specatacularly! I'll be in my bunk indeed, prrrr! (yes that's all I have to say about this)
Unfair! They should've paired beam-up Picard here with a basic three-four inch Star Wars Qui-Gon figure! Unfair, unfair I say!


