Your mission: Create the worst videogame adaptation possible. It can be of a movie, a book, a cartoon, a comics, whatever -- you just have to figure out the gameplay that does the source material the most injustice possible. Obviously, turning E.T. into a game where you purposely fall into pits over and over again is pretty fucking pitiful, but I'm betting you can think of worse.
You'll need to write up a little summary -- you can't just say Les Miserables: The FPS and expect to win (although that's a pretty awesome idea, now that I think of it) -- but as always, try to keep them reasonably short. Two entries per person. The contest ends at 12:01 am EST on Monday, March 19th. And that's that. Have a great weekend, folks! And try to stay warm. You do not want to come down with hypothermia, I assure.