Right, answer the question toad.It's a simple question. 

Hey kiddie fistfucker! Did you know this place is going to get trolled every day now? The word is out. Enjoy those guest accounts while you can.

Oh and suck more cock!

Wow! you've got a lot of conspiracy stories running around that fatfuck head of yours. Is it full of semen like a fleshy pinata?

Who are you talking to nerdcunt? Is this some tinfoil hat bullshit that you feed yourself everyday between the shovelfuls of semen dripping past your lips? Get back to your child porn fag. 

I would feel almost as honored as winning a shirt :)

Here is hoping "it's called YELLING dipshit" becomes another TR meme.

The Daily Caller. TheHoodUp. Drunken Stepfather. You come out of nowhere, years between posts, just to throw off your trail.

Keep at it sugartits. Digging deeper every post.

It's called YELLING dipshit. 

it's only stupid when the writer doesn't realize it's supposed to be reserved for when you would yell something. Jesus dude go finish your intro to computers class so you know what the fuck you are talking about before you try to talk to people online.

Christ could you be anymore incapable of human interaction? I reply to several of your posts and you respond to the one new post that isn't to you at all? You are an embarrassment to the human race.

More like incum by the gallon past those luscious lips of yours you fat fuck. Time for the semen firehose.

Oooo better tell them fast! These cocks aren't going to blow themselves. Your lips - on these cocks now. Jesus commands it you fat fuck.

huh. be curious to find out the outcome later if possible.

water's clear. got the proof I needed. emailn' disqus ASAP. thanks a mil. got him anyways, proof enough. If I'm banned, sorry bout this shit.

OOOOOHHH. you called him out on a typo. Bringing out the big guns now?

(he does)

Now you're talking to yourself? Amazing. But don't let that distract you from my thick throbbing cock delivered to your lucious little boy virgin lips by Jesus. 

You get paid for this, because you've been going at this game for a long time right now. One would expect to be finished after a while of being a douchebag, but you, you seem to love driving people up the wall for shits and giggles, apparently.

The thing is though, a real troll would have given up a long time ago.

A paid one wouldn't. Why would he? He gets paid by the post, regardless of the actual content, and regardless of the relavance of the post.

And he probably has muliple profiles just to throw us off and make it even more annoying.

Like a proffesional troll.

Nihilistic1 hired you, didn't he?

Never thought I'd meet someone quite like you, but you do take trolling quite seriously, don't you, son.

Specially since you get paid for it.

Don't you.

A troll.

No wonder you can't type for shit - you've got your lips around my thick penis the way Jesus commanded you. Good boy. Make sure the head tickles the back of your throat. That's a good boy. Lick it clean for Jesus!

No, not an idjit. worse then that.

The love of mah life, dead cause you're an idjit.

SHE DIED TRYING TO BRING YOU INTO THIS WORLD! AND YOU TURN OUT TO BE A FUCKIN' TROLLIN' IDJIT!

SHE DIED BE CAUSE OF YOU BOY!

what's a 'diper'? Is that the sound your mother's pussy makes when she's fistfucked up to the elbow? Did you know she's a bleeder? Is that always, or is it that time of the month?

But remember, son, this little fact.

Your mother...

SHE'S DEAD.

THE PERSON YOU THOUGHT WAS YOUR MOTHER WAS ME.

Well, son, whatever works for you.

Just like you, you said?

Dressed in a diper.

Right here.

It's cute when fat fucks don't know their caplock is on. umad? LOL!

Get back to blowing those boys at Penn State. 

how's that tin foil hat fit there cunty?

do you jerk off at night to 4chan? Do little nerd fag clubs make you all wet and drippy? Well get sucking my cock then!

Sarah Palin's retard cunt child makes more sense than your posts. English isn't your first language is it spic?

If you don't know what 4chan is you don't know shit about trolling. explains why you suck so much at it.

And that's sad how? Lord knows he wouldn't have noticed.

(troll is currently furiously masterbating over his own mother, who looks like Rowan Atkinson in a dress)

 actually it's my PENIS that kicked too hard :(

It's obviously where you've come from, son. Unless that horse kicked you harder then I thought.

Explains why you're drooling so much.

I SAID I WANT PENIS NOW YOU MOTHER FUCKER

I WANT PENIS

.... i'm begining to think that you're a bit on the impotent side....

mike hawk, are you impotent???? can you not PENIS?

Not until I hire a punk to kick your mother down the stairs if she gets pregnant. A six-pack of Pabst should suffice I'm guessing.

MAKE ME A BROTHER/LOVER NOW!!

NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

PUT THAT ERECTION IN IT! CRAM IT SO HARD THAT I'LL FEEL IT! AND MAKE ME TOYS!

That explains the fish smell from your mother's pussy. 

 i didn't know you were into tentacles!

 yes

Hit reload again - it's friday - you have nothing better to do - like get laid. That's for real people, and me with your mother.

 the "SEE ME AFTER SCHOOL" should be bolded, in red, and with some sort of crude VAGINA drawn to the side.

4chan what is that some kind of nerd-nest? Is that where you finger-bang each other in the showers? Sounds like a fucknest of faggoty proportions.

 i'm doing the trolling job that apparently you are no good at, LOL

BELOW STANDARDS. PLEBLIAN TROLLING. COMENTARY EXPECTED FROM /b/board OF 4chan. I KNOW YOU"RE BETTER THEN THIS, WILLIAM. F-. SEE ME AFTER SCHOOL.

What's a spic like you doing outside of Mexico? Back across the border with you.