Seriously, the internet still has its problems, of course, but compared to how it used to be, the internet of today is like a Hostess Twinkie made of foamy gold. Let's look at some ways the World Wide Web of yore was less of an Information Superhighway and more of a pain in the ass that could simultaneously make your eyes and ears bleed.
6) Searching for Anything
5) Animated Gifs
Now making a comeback as a niche art form, animated gifs were on almost every personal page in the 1990s. There were explosions, giant Beavis and Buttheads thrashing, more explosions, a dancing cat, explosions and more explosions. THE MOST WONDERFUL part about this was not only was it visual garbage but it made an ordinary page impossible to load at the blazing fast 56K standard at the time. The good thing is that now pages don't have crap on them, well except for all that Flash animation for advertisements. Oh, and pop-ups. And...okay, trust me, it's better than animated gifs.
4) Scrolling, Blinking Text
Yes! I would like to read your crappy welcome message! Can I please? For some reason people this would be the reaction to people seeing text scrolling from right to left or left to right on a web page. You know, because if it was important, you wouldn't want to put it on your page where someone could read it instantly, no, you would want to have people wait 15 seconds to see whatever nonsense you happened to come up with, like "Welcome to my awesome site!!" or "Dave is a weiner!"
This HTML tag was called the "Blink Element" If you don't see the italicized text above blinking now that's because you are using a modern browser that has done away with an idea about as bad as making washing Tide Pods look like candy. Like scrolling text, blinking text was created because it looked "cool;" unfortunately, nobody realized "cool" can often turn into "annoying" within mere minutes. You do have to understand that this was a time when people had yet to figure out that you could simply change fonts, or just bold text to draw attention to it. They were simpler people. In simpler times.
2) Automatic MIDI Files
Many personal websites had music on them that played automatically using the best technology that was available for incredibly slow Internet connections, MIDI files. These files gave your sound card a series of instructions to produce music that sounded at worst, like a bad '80s Keytar, and at best, a really good '80s Keytar. So, just imagine going to a personal website and having to wait for the site to load the dulcimer tones of Metallica's "Enter Sandman" or the Cranberries' "Dreams" on an '80s Keytar.
If you were on the internet in the 1990s, you were probably on AOL as at their height they had 27 million users. AOL sucked even more then than it did now. First of all, you were inundated in the real world with AOL disks - you couldn't open up a mailbox without five of them falling out. Also, before they started charging a flat rate of $19.95 a month in 1996, they charged an hourly rate, which in 1993 started at $9.95 for five hours a month. Yes! Five hours of low speed service, with additional hours for $3.50 each. So, for the cost of what a person might pay now for a month of hi-speed access you could stay online for just under 24 hours straight. Also, you could browse the web on their, uh, web browser, but it was a pile of crap. They eventually bought Netscape to do nothing with it. It didn't really matter to most people as they just logged in for private chat rooms. You know, just to talk to people privately. About wieners.