Someone got Duke Nukem voice actor Jon St. John to read a bit of the best-selling Twilight fan fiction 50 Shades of Gray in his Duke Nukem voice. It's outstanding, but it does mean you'll have to listen to a tiny bit of 50 Shades of Gray, which has been known to cause laboratory rats to commit suicide. No one was testing anything of them, they just asked for something to read during breaks and the book was so bad it induced depression and thoughts of self-harm. Anyways, listen at your own risk. Thanks to Greg B. for the tip.