Many fans lament that The Tick was cut down in its prime, but instead of moping over what could have been, I say let us rejoice in thanksgiving for what we got. Who ever expected that a satirical underground comic would spawn a Saturday morning cartoon that ran for three seasons without becoming totally watered down or changing its initials to TMNT? Truly, it was a programming error in our favor! The quality of the show was so consistent that whittling it down to the top 10 episodes is a feat unto itself. Every episode contains at least one sequence that permanently etches itself into the humor-loving part of your brain. It doesn't even have enough truly awful episodes to fill a "Worst of ..." list. So grab your pet capybara and throw on you "I Dig Dinosaur Neil" t-shirt as we venture onward through the ten episodes of The Tick nobody can afford to live without having witnessed. ! For what is life but an exercise in the fundamental importance of existential literacy? SPOON!
10) Leonardo Da Vinci and His Fightin' Genius Time Commandoes!
Like many struggling creators, The Mother of Invention (who happens to be a dude) is frustrated that all the good inventions have already been made. So he takes the only sensible course of action, and builds a time machine hat, kidnaps some of history's greatest inventors, and plans to blow up the past so he can take credit for their famous devices (inventing a time hat & a temporal anomaly tracker just isn't enough for some people.) Alas, the Mother doesn't quite realize the paradoxes this course of action would create, but luckily the Tick came here to carelessly destroy municipal property and thwart paradoxes, and he's all out of municipal property. Watching Leonardo Da Vinci, Johann Gutenberg, Thomas Edison, George Washington Carver, Wheel (did you know wheels were invented by a cavelady?), Ben Franklin, & Mona Lisa pool their ingenuity to escape and vanquish their captors is a sublime pleasure.
9) Armless But Not Harmless
C-list foes Venus & Milo zap the Tick and Arthur with an experimental ray gun that makes their arms fall off. Our heroes react about the way you'd expect -- the Tick is baffled and perturbed; Arthur runs around screaming. It's priceless, as is their attempt to call American Maid for help on a pay phone. Meanwhile, the evildoers affix the duo's arms to some crude androids and send them on a crime spree, which makes them eligible for the prestigious Enemy Awards of Supervillainy. Even though the robots don't look a thing like them, everyone is fooled, and our heroes find themselves hunted by the very law they uphold, and the only person who can end this nightmare of topsy-turvydom is ... Plunger Man! Having the protagonists fight their own wayward disembodied arms is a pretty wacky spin on the old "heroes mistaken for villains" plot.
8) The Tick Vs. Chairface Chippendale
Every superhero needs an arch-nemesis, and the Tick's is definitely Chairface Chippendale. He's the antithesis of our hero: devious, suave, wealthy, vain, frail, immoral, and, most importantly, he has a chair for a head. When he throws himself a birthday party attended by criminals so ugly even Dick Tracy would gag at the sight of them, American Maid (The City's most professional and competent crimefighter) plans to take them down in one fell swoop by going undercover as caterers with the Tick and Arthur in tow. the heroes are shocked to learn Chairface's plan -- to write his name on the Moon with a stolen heat cannon as the ultimate act of cosmic vandalism (and his birthday present). He would've gotten away with it to if it weren't for those meddling heroes! Well, actually, Chairface does manage to write "CHA" on the moon before the Tick stops him, which is consistently shown in every single following episode of the cartoon, a joke which never, ever gets old.
7) The Tick Vs. Europe
Most American superhero fantasies are nationalistic in that the U.S. hogs all the cool superhumans. This show subverts that with an International Superhero Exchange Program that ships the Tick off to Belgium, while Arthur is paired with Antwerp's top superheroine, Eclaire, who's just as well muscled and philosophical as his usual partner but with the power to shoot lightning from her eyes. Together, they save The City from a nefarious plan of the Breadmaster's (which involves Die Fledermaus getting the crap beat out of him by tiny, vicious gingerbread men). Meanwhile, The Tick must protect the King of Belgium with Eclaire's sidekick, the Vespa-riding Blitzen, who describes herself as the "righteous speed-demon and trust-fund darling of justice." Together they fight villainous violin virtuoso Octo Paganini and Eastern Bloc Robot Cowboy, a Slavic roboticist who transplanted his brain into a vending machine wearing a Stetson (very possibly the greatest character in all of literature). Not only does this episode significantly broaden the world of the Tick, but the European characters it introduces are quirky enough that they could support a cartoon of their own. But yeah, it's all about Eastern Bloc Robot Cowboy.
6) The Tick Vs. the Idea Men
In the inaugural episode, the individual origins of the Tick and Arthur are wisely skipped because it's not important how they came to be. What is important is how they first joined forces to become The City's premiere crime-fighting team. Their debut enemies are the Idea Men a group of AIM-like bad guys whose insidious scheme is to extort a lot of money so they won't have to work anymore. While the Tick marvels at the Idea Men's blimp and tries to stop them from blowing up the City's dam, he also meets Arthur, a mild-mannered accountant who quits his job to be a superhero thanks to his flying moth suit. Arthur quickly realizes he's in over his head, but also realizes The Tick needs a guide in navigating... uh... reality, hence the team-up. Besides the solid superhero action, this first episode also introduces a bunch of zany supporting characters to flesh out its world, like Batman wann-be Die Fledermaus, The Chameleon ("Can't -- do -- plaid!") and Bipolar Bear. Most TV shows have dodgy pilots and take a while to hit their stride, but not so for The Tick.