This is unbelievably creepy, and reminds me a lot of the Hugvie. http://www.unfinishedman.com/hugvie-robot-your-robot-fantasies-come-true/

http://quake.wikia.com/wiki/Scrag

Holy shit. It's Fap Ghost! Yanking will never be the same.

♫ Casper: The friendly Phone! ♫

Just what I always wanted, a phone that looks like the aborted fetus of Data.

This seems to be some kind of soul trapping device.  Considering research pointing toward cell phone use and carrying practices having long term dire effects upon the human metabolism, it comes as no surprise that someone has decided to go opposite the humanitarian way and opted to research and develop a tool embracing, enhancing, and there after utilizing and directing the energy toward a mind-numbingly  terrifying device.

The use of the thing could, through prolonged use, adapt to an individual's biorhythms so as to attune itself to the unique currents and pulses.  Then, when the user dies, with the ultimate discharge of the individual electrical finger print, the Elfoid could pick it up as it would a phone call and 'answer' it, so to speak.  And thus capturing and imprisoning the soul. 

I wonder if it's eyes turn red when it becomes inhabited. 

Best not be in the same room with one of these things. 

FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK THHIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT........

You meant terrific as in terrifying.  I see that now.  

You tricked me this time but I won't fall for it again!  Who am I kidding.  I'll fall for it every freaking time!

This thing kinda reminds me of E.T.

Most Japanese live for texting.  They text so much that the Japanese teens are now forgetting there actual kanji.  I don't see this easily being used for texting.

Do the dead eyes open up and look at you when you are calling?  Because some of them seem to be asleep, then the one has that lifeless "I'm going to murder you in your sleep" look.

I can't wait to start pinning bits of enemies' blood, hair, spit, fingernails, etc., to it so I can use its built-in voodoo doll app and start torturing then by passing it over and through open flames, stabbing it with sharp objects, running over it. etc.

I remember these.

The big one is apparently so you can tell what gestures people are making with their face when you call them or something. (I guess they never heard of video calls then.)

That's a phone? I want one. I want to creep people the fuck out by playing with it on the train.

WOW. That actually beats out what I guessed for STJT this week in terms of sheer creepiness, WTFness, & pointlessness, & I had an article on f***able head surgery!

I mean...WHY???? Who would want this as their phone? Maybe if it was a cell phone decorated as a cartoon/comic book/etc. character, okay, but why a creepy, fleshy, amputeed Greendale Human Being voodoo doll? Who honestly looked at this & thought "You know, this would look great as a cell phone!!"

Christ, it doesn't even sound like it would work well as a phone, what with no visible buttons or anything. Hell, the original Dethphones look more practical than this. And less nightmare-inducing.

Also, screw this inferior Voice Nation crap.

You know, the last thing I would have expected this freakish thing to be is a phone.

Well fuck you very much Rob o_0

I can't wait until I start receiving the accidental vagina/anus call from people.