I don't know.....having that many  depictions of sharp objects might give my wife the wrong idea the next I miss the bowl.

Good GOD!! The Iron Throne of Shame! It is REAL!! XD. Oh it's an inside joke, it's not mainstream enough, you won't get it.

i want this because of reasons

My luck someone would shoot me with a crossbow while I was doing my business. 

It could happen!

Rejected Westeros toilet mottos:

Last night's dinner is coming.

A Lannister always shakes his weasel.

Family.  Dookie.  Honor

You be sitting there doing your business and Joffrey walks in with that smug face... ugh!

I was hoping this was toilet related before I even clicked. This would be better if it was made from real swords.

In the Game of Thrones, you win or you poop.

Game of Thrones: Shit or get off the pot.  Before we kill you.  For the pot.

beats the shit out of the edward stalker shadow they were selling a while back