Best and/or worst: Film Noir voice-over narration uses Arnold Schwarzenegger:"'Dis is vere I pull my gun out, becauze I'm a policeman." "Now I am shootingz 'dat man beauze he'z a fake person.""Now I am showing sadness becauze I don't know if I'm a robot or not, but later I find out I am so I'm really sad."
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(Had to delete first attempt. Reply glitches)Worst Scene - A Real Unicorn arrives near the end of the film and we all find out that Deckerd was not a replicant himself. The visions/dreams of the unicorn from the first film were merely a suggestion that he could see into the future. Thus ruining the film.(This would only exist in the Directors Cut)
Best Scene - Deckard and Rachael are on a farm far away from the city. Gaff knowing that Deckard and Rachael were replicants now has found where they have been hidden and he was left with the task of destroying all replicants known to exist. These are his last two. With a team of lesser-quality replicants they arrive on the farm only to find Deckard has been in preparation of this day as the entire house is rigged with guns and explosives. Gaff barely escapes with his life....
Worst scene: Edward James Olmos ends up being the ancestor of Captain Adama, via time travel in a complicated turn of events that includes Sean Young dressed as catwoman and Rutger Hauer as the original human whose appearance is used by Tyrell to create Batty. He is a descendant from Mr. Earle who now runs Wayne Enterprises.
Best scene:
The one that is not scripted neither by Scott or Damon Lindelof.
Worst scene: Edward James Olmos ends up being the ancestor of Captain Adama, via time travel in a complicated turn of events that includes Sean Young dressed as catwoman and Rutger Hauer as the original human whose appearance is used by Tyrell to create Batty. He is a descendant from Mr. Earle who now runs Wayne Enterprises.
Best scene:
The one that is not scripted neither by Scott or Damon Lindelof.
Worst Moment: Deckard narrating the whole movie, even saying lines of other characters with the London Philharmonic Symphony playing the Love Theme from Aliens.
Best Moment: Deckard and Ripley team up with Dutch to hunt down the PrissAlien Pleasure model stolen by a Predator.
Best Part: As his Replicant status is still unknown, Deckard discovers he is being watched by an Engineer. He has been watched for years. The Engineer confronts Deckard in a bar. Deckard shoots him and strolls out, casually tossing some credits to the barkeep.
Worst part: The Engineer shoots first. (It should be noted that the Engineer shooting first will be implemented in the 3rd remake/recut of the sequel)
Best Part: Deckard meets replicant version of himself and an epic, confusing battle between the two takes place
Worst Part: All replicants are now masters in parkour
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Best: A beautiful running gun battle between the good guy and the replicant that's an homage to the greatness of early 90's Hong King cinema. Worst: All the scenes with Channing Tatum as the new, young agent being mentored by Deckard before the gunfight.
Best : Deckard spends the whole film in character as the Committee of Moral Abuses agent and inspects several strip clubs. "You'd be surprised what a guy would go through to get a glimpse of a beautiful body."
Worst : 53 year old Daryl Hannah recreates her gymnastics scene in one of these clubs.
No doubt we will see a replicant who either clearly is or seems to be Decker being either developed or assembled.
Best Moment:
Visual shot of a Replicant jumping through a glass window, landing on a pile of razor blades, and then running off with them stuck in their back.
Worst Moment:
The Replicant turns and it’s Wesley Snipes, saying something about hills and ice skating.
Best: Gaff sitting in the middle of a room filled with thousands and thousands of origami unicorns. Camera pans in and we see he's been balling his eyes out. He looks up and sobs, "All these years... all the unicorns.... they were supposed to be cranes!"
The best part: the reenactment of the Battle of Tannhauser Gate in all its terrible majesty and beauty.
The worst part: Rick Deckard's son has used his father's investments to build a business empire. He is courted by Cherry 2000 tracker Edith Johnson (Melanie Griffith), who seeks replicants for spare parts, and Ellen Ripley's granddaughter (Sigourney Weaver), who wants all replicants destroyed. See all the romantic sparks in "Blade Runner 2: Working Girl 0"
this has nothing to do with the contest. I just want to tell Rob he really, REALLY, should start watching Transformers Prime...
thank you, that's all...
best moment Decker shows up and leads a replicant restiance that makes all replicants free. worse moment Decker finds rachel has been deactivated by orders of the ruler of the world shie la bouf who turns out to be decker two point oh
WORST MOMENT:After Harrison Ford's Character is finally acknowledged as a Replicant, He escapes a fire, and is covered in ash and soot. So his wise-cracking ethnic sidekick turns to him and says, "You're lookin' a little Blacken Dekker!"BEST MOMENT:How Dekker is found out as a replicant. He gets shot up in the Tech Noir club, but gets up again and chases a woman all the way to the police station. I really loved Harrison Ford's delivery of "I'll be back," and "Give me your clothes."
GO TO HELL, COMMENTING GLITCHES.Okay, redone:
WORST MOMENT:After Harrison Ford's Character is finally acknowledged as a Replicant, He escapes a fire, and is covered in ash and soot. So his wise-cracking ethnic sidekick turns to him and says, "You're lookin' a little Blacken Dekker!"BEST MOMENT:
How Dekker is found out as a replicant. He gets shot up in the Tech Noir club, but gets up again and chases a woman all the way to the police station. I really loved Harrison Ford's delivery of "I'll be back," and "Give me your clothes."
ONE MORE TRY:
WORST MOMENT:After Harrison Ford's Character is finally acknowledged as a Replicant, He escapes a fire, and is covered in ash and soot. So his wise-cracking ethnic sidekick turns to him and says, "You're lookin' a little Blacken Dekker!"
BEST MOMENT:How Dekker is found out as a replicant. He gets shot up in the Tech Noir club, but gets up again and chases a woman all the way to the police station. I really loved Harrison Ford's delivery of "I'll be back," and "Give me your clothes."
Exposure to water from the Grail has vastly extended Indiana Jones' life. Fascinated, scientists harvest his altered DNA to create a line of tough investigators both willing and able to chase down an adventerous challenge. Deckard is one of these clones. After having escaped at the end of the first movie, he begins to hear rumors of something called The First Fedora. His investigation takes him from the scummy bowels of the underworld to the depths of the Tyrell archology. There, having taken out guard after guard, he finds a single door. Behind it he finds an old, old man hung up crucifixion-style on the wall with hundreds of plastic tubes and wires leading into and out of him. The entire room hums with electronics. Deckard, mystified, walks up to the old man. "Is this it? A man? Why have they been hiding a man?" he says as he puts the cold barrel of his gun onto the chest of the old man.
The old man wakes up and looks to Deckard. To Deckard's astonishment, he is looked at what appears to be an ancient version of himself. "Help. Me."
Deckard rescues the old man. After a shower, some food, and some rest he finds that the old man is in fact Indiana Jones. He was hung in place as scientists studied him. Initially, they kept him asleep, making him dream some strange dream of crystal skulls and a goofy idiot for a son. But no, it was just a terrible dream. After the first few decades, however, his body developed a resistance to the dream drug and he continued to pretend that he was unconscious while he bided his time waiting for a chance to escape.
Jones, now refreshed and caught up to speed with what he's missed over the past couple of hundred years, agrees to team up with Deckard to combine their forces and take down Tyrell and everything they stand for.
I thought it'd be good for best of, by the way.
Worst: Deckard is dying but finds out that he has a son played by Shia the Beef.
Worst (or best): It turns out Replicants are actually walking super Xenomorph incubators, which hatch full grown aliens when they're done cooking, all set off to go at once.
Best (or worst, lets be honest here): Decker figured out how to shut down all the Replicant-Xenomorphs, but is just barely too late. Instead, he takes several assault rifles, rocket launchers, and a menagerie of other weapons, and proceeds to defeat the alien menace on his own. When the fight is done, Decker sits down, exhausted and amazed at his own strength and skill. People run up, eager to praise him, when he begins to feel a little weird. As he is hoisted on to their shoulders, he convulses, and a Xenomorph bursts from his chest.Roll credits.
Instead of origami cranes, Gaff makes "cootie catchers". Written inside is a Turing Test...
This is simultaneously the best and worst part of the movie.
The best part of Blade runner 2: Its not gonna happen
The worst part of Blade runner 2: Its not gonna happen
Deckard finds out he is a replicant and begins his search to lengthen his and Rachel's lifespan. He discovers that the blood of humans ingested through the mouth will not only extend the life of a replicant, but create a more youthful appearance in the replicant. By the end of the movie Deckard is played by Shia LaBeouf who sparkles in the rain.
Best Moment: Deckard is flying above the city when suddenly an electrical vortex opens in front of him and Doc Brown flies out in his DeLorean, nearly causing a head-on collision. No one is hurt, but middle fingers are exchanged. (There could be an alternate version of this scene where Doc Brown pulls up beside Deckard and asks if he could borrow some Grey Poupon.)
Worst Moment: The Dystopian mood is shattered when the rain finally ends and the sun comes out. In the new light, everyone can see that they're populating a set on a cheesy sci-fi movie.
Best moment
David Tennant is the new blade runner and he pulls the whole movie kicking and screaming into greatness and history
worst moment-you realize the plot
Decker and and a time traveling Ripley (Resurrection Ripley) make a cameo to tell the new blade runner that xenomorphes have finally made a replicant /alien and they need blade runner to go after it with a sexed up replicant sidekick that fails to be either sexy or funny as was intended. the rest of the movie is great action and bad/boring acting
The best moment would be Ridley Scott changing his mind and not making the movie and not trying to make it tie in to Alien or Prometheus.
The worst moment? Deckard's new protege - played by Shia LaBeouf. It also turns out he's Deckard's son. And a replicant....or is he?
The Worst: Haunted by the thought that he might be a replicant, Decker has the voight kampff test performed on himself. It is revealed that he isn't a replicant... just a really boring human being.
The Best: After being saved by a dying Roy, Decker becomes obsessed with finding out more about the experiences the Replicants had off-planet. Turns out that the replicants were originally being made to fight hostile alien beings on other planets, and being inorganic, were impervious to their reproductive methods.
Best - Ridley Scott's penchant for making movies with messages will result in a film dealing with topics such as enviromentalism, overpopulation, bioethics, inequality of wealth, slavery and human trafficing far surpassing the original.
Worst - Those messages will be lost due to an overblown and extended dream sequences, dub step music, stunt casting of Ashton Kutcher for credibility and "comic relief", and rewrites by Ronald Moore that introduce angels and replicants are God's true creatures for some reason
Best- the moment when the origami chestburster erupts from the origami unicorn worst- General Maximus Decimus Meridius was a replicant
I think the best scene, hands down, is when they finally revealed the titular "Electric Boogaloo" that everyone has been trying to get at that point. I mean, forget the whole "Bruce Willis is dead" twist from the Sixth Sense: THIS is how you do a movie plot twist, Hollywood!The worst moment, however, is everything else in the movie. Sorry, but you just can't have your cake AND eat them, fellow nerds.
@NeoRickicker What ?!!! Bruce Willis was Dead ! Oh Son of a @^$$@^ You Bastard , Well Rosebud was a Sled!
@BrandoLars You ASSHOLE!! Why would you spoil a movie that was decades old to me that I haven't watched yet but already know the story about?! ATTICA!! ATTICA!!
Best scene: Deckard popping a wheelie down the face of the Tyland Corporation Pyramid.
Worst Scene: Deckard popping a wheelie down the face of the Tyland Corporation Pyramid.
Deckard has to help the origami unicorn find its cutie mark while learning about the power of friendship. Best or worst? Who knows, but it'll be hotly debated among fans for years to come.
Best moment: Implicit or explicit crossovers with other properties—possibly including, if not limited to, Aliens, Predator, Outland, The Abyss, Soldier, Screamers, and Avatar.
Worst moment: The same, but with the film's selfish refusal to either make the audience members 19 years old again, or be released years before they were actually born.
Best: After a worldwide battle that leaves him standing as the single surviving soul on the planet, Deckard heads to the rubble of the Tyrell Corporation Headquarters in hopes of unearthing some final answers before he dies. He manages to get the main computer online and discovers a secret that sends him reeling- the humans that he thought he'd been protecting- the humans still on Earth- THEY were actually the Replicants! Deckard had been designed and programmed by the Tyrell Corporation to hunt down and destroy what were actually HUMANS! As the camera slowly backs away from the burning edifice, we see the tiny, fire silhouetted form of Deckard shouting to the sky...
"Replicants were people! PEEEOOOOPPPPLLLEEE!"
Worst: After realizing that Blade Runner 2 was a totally unnecessary sequel, Ridley Scott decided to go back over the original Blade Runner movie and "improve it" a bit a la' George Lucas by adding all new scenes with CG technology, ring-of-fire explosions, an all new scream track from Pris after she is shot, the cries of pain from Deckard as Roy Batty breaks his fingers, and Edward James Olmos as Gaff saying, "It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does" several different ways and at varying volumes are sprinkled throughout. You know...to make it better.
@agirlnamedmichael If this is a la Lucas, Olmos would say something like "It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does? Because she's a replicant. Like you. You are also a replicant and they gave you false memories." because the audience can't possibly figure that out on their own.
The Worst: The stinger: Deckard slips a stolen data disc from the Tyrell Corporation into his computer, where he subsequently discovers an easter egg titled "Promethius", which contains detailed information about a newly developed Replicant...
"Primary test subject: Name: Deckard, Rick. Replicant version: ENGINEER"
The Best: The stinger: After Deckard discovers the horrifying truth of his existence, he falls to the ground with severe chest pain, and a xenomorph bursts through his rib cage.
The Worst: The extended opening featuring a frenetic, stars-wars-prequel-esque space dogfight on the shoulder of Orion, followed Rachel screaming herself awake and being consoled by Deckard. This leads to the contrived exposition-heavy realization of how this dream was in fact an artificial memory implanted by Tyrell, and that he must have implanted similar memories in all his replicants as way of ensuring the survival of his theory concerning an actual deity named Orion and its influence on mankind's technological progression. And with that, the pair begins their quest to discover this Orion and the true origin of replicant development.
Best: The whole movie is just a flying car version of Cannonball Run
Worst: In a reversal of the Guy Pearce situation in Prometheus, they bring back Harrison Ford to play Deckard, but they put him in super fake looking facial prosthetics to make him look young again.
best: a voight kampff test gone wrong where the new BR identifies a human as replicant, retires it then has to deal with consequences.
worst: shot of Roy Batty's grave stone - in the rain - slow pull back to reveal a groundhog emerging.
Worst moment: When the intro not only implies it's a sequel to Blade Runner, but also Prometheus, while also denying it is either.
Best: Rutger Hauer returns to reprise his role as a similar model of crazy replicant.Worst: Rutger Hauer returns to reprise his role as a similar model of crazy replicant. Naked. In the rain. With a dove for some reason.
Bad: Harrison Ford cameo with uncanny valley CGI like Terminator Salvation and Tron Legacy.
That easter egg nod to Blade Runner on the Prometheus DVD?
Blade Runner 2 shows us how EVERY single Ridley Scott film from Robin Hood to Legend and beyond are in the same universe!



