Prediction: Movie 4 (or whatever the last one before all the other extra endings is) will be nothing but voiceovers talking as a line wiggles around on the screen. Next, a screen showing some Prozac will appear with everyone clapping and saying "congratulations!" the text at the bottom will read: "Congratulations! you have unlocked Instrumentality"
It's a fool's game to guess what the fuck the third new Evangelion movie will be about, but this trailer gives us the best look so far. Basically, what we know is that we're going to get 1) plenty of Pirate Asuka, Mari's pink EVA Unit, at least a smattering of Kaoru flirting with Shinji, and, uh... some significantly awesome mecha action. I think I'm still going to prefer the TV series and it's relentless deconstruction of the giant-robots-with-teenage-pilots genre when it's all said and done, but I have to admit I'm seriously looking forward to seeing this anyways. (Via Anime News Network)
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NOOOOOO!! FUCK YOU, ROB! I'm fucking DONE with "deconstruction" and "angst" and "downer endings" in my giant robot mecha! After watching "Bokurano", I drew the line and say NO. FUCKING. MORE! Giant mechas used to be FUN, about good versus evil, and evil ALWAYS lose! I say it's about DAMN time we kick that angsty angst Tomino's Gundam bullshit to the curb and bring back the fun and joy to a mecha anime!
I imagine this one will have too much of the uncomfortable Kaoru flirting in it. Not to mention Mari. Not that I'm having a problem with Mari but the second movie basically had the set up for the full Mari treatment.
@Someguy I'd like to see an "Everybody Loves Shinji" kinda set-up, here. I think it would be interesting, at least, and gives the people who ran away screaming from the potential Shinji-Kaoru canon pairing a break. I support Shinji X Kaoru, though. It'll be nice to see the leading male hook up with a support male character for other reasons other than, well, dicking.
@NeoRickicker @Someguy Unfortunately, (unless they are going to surprise the hell out of everyone) it will be the same Kaoru flirts with Shinji and Shinji will be uncomfortable until Kaoru's death.
@general_apathy NOOOO!!! Don't say his name five times while looking into a mirror!!!!
*grumbles* My decision to not get these movies until all four are available has been chomping on my ass. The release schedule is glacially slow.
don't try to read too much into it, brick, we all know this is going to be about masturbation at the end.
@DrAbraxas Well it's already obvious, my Dark Lord, considering the "vagina" in the 0:49 mark.


