So a Japanese arcade has a Whack-a-Mole game where the moles have been replaced by dicks. Join me after the jump, won't you?
So "mogura tataki" literally means "mole assault", meaning Whack-a-Mole here is Whack-a-Mole there. Why this one particular Japanese arcade has replaced the moles with giant penis that thrust themselves menacingly at a player who must -- and I can't stress the weirdness of this enough -- hit the penises with a giant mallet is beyond me. You know what terrifies me most about this, though? All the different shades of dick. Someone put a lot of thought into making sure there was a variety of penises to be smashed. Thanks to MattK for the tip. I think. (Via Kotaku)
So "mogura tataki" literally means "mole assault", meaning Whack-a-Mole here is Whack-a-Mole there. Why this one particular Japanese arcade has replaced the moles with giant penis that thrust themselves menacingly at a player who must -- and I can't stress the weirdness of this enough -- hit the penises with a giant mallet is beyond me. You know what terrifies me most about this, though? All the different shades of dick. Someone put a lot of thought into making sure there was a variety of penises to be smashed. Thanks to MattK for the tip. I think. (Via Kotaku)
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I feel like somewhere, there's the perfect Senator Akin joke for this, and I just can't come up with it. :(
There's probably a line of girls wanting to sit on it and drop in some quarters.You thought the laundromat was busy, lol.
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Well what terrifies me is how old it looks. It must have had at least 5 years of use at least...
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I heard if you don't hit them in time they squirt a white gooey liquid.............
Those are entirely too big to be from Japan............
I hear if you play the game too long you get hairy palms..........
They only let Japanese men play this because the Japanese women just sit on them............
Next model comes with optional lube.............
I'm very disappointed by the lack of rape tentacles..........
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this is clearly a metaphore for masturbation. it should be the official arcade game of TR
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@TofuDragon @Lithroe I always hear people say that they'd "hit that" and now I know what that means
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@Lithroe @Gallen_Dugall So are the vaginas on the other side for women-hating chauvinists?
