I don't generally read the newspaper's comics section, because 1) the comic section is where humor goes to die and 2) newspapers, ha. But alert Topless Roboteer Duy N. alerted me to the Family Circus strip, which ran on Halloween. I swear this has not been photoshopped in any way:
Look, I'm as skeptical as anyone that the Mayans knew when the world was going to end. But if Family Circus making a Warhammer 40k reference -- a correct reference -- isn't a sign of the upcoming apocalypse, I don't know what is.