Good morning! What better way to kick off a dull Thursday than with your first, long-awaited look at Star Trek Into Darkness? 
Here you go:
This is full of epic epicness, including distraught looking characters, explosions aplenty, what appears to be the Enterprise crashing into the sea, more angst than the poetry section of a Morrissey fanzine, and, of course, Benedict Cumberbatch being suitably sinister. Make no mistake, it is eye-popping, attention-grabbing spectacle all the way through. That said, other than the fact that we know Cumberbatch is seeking revenge against Starfleet's finest, there isn't very much plot on display here. I'm weirdly okay with this though, as this teaser gives us a taste of the tone of the flick. As for the longer international version of this trailer, well, that makes things a bit more complicated. Hit the jump to see what I mean.
So along with the standard U.S. trailer, this was also unleashed upon the Internet in the pre-dawn hours:
Here's where things get crazy. At the 1:01 point we see characters separated by glass, while someone, presumably Spock, makes the Vulcan hand gesture. This is clearly a visual echo of Spock's death scene at the end of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. (Spoiler alert).
So is our favorite Vulcan once again doomed?
Badass Digest and Cinema Blend have thoughtful posts up regarding the relationship between this brief shot and the rumors about whether or not Cumberbatch is indeed playing Khan in the film.
Honestly, I don't much care much either way. I suspect that Cumberbatch will be terrific regardless of whom he portrays. Ultimately what worries is me most is that these sequels will just be riffs or weird cover versions of what we have seen before. If Star Trek Into Darkness is just a variation on the Khan story in which Spock dies at the end, will the following film be a rehash of Star Trek III?
This doesn't interest me at all. Part of the appeal of the first Abrams Trek is that it gave these characters a clean slate. I want to see them, er, boldy go into new stories that will enhance the Trek mythos and bring new possibilities to the franchise. I'm probably being way to idealistic here due to my love of Star Trek, but I just can't believe that we will be going down the Spock dies path again.
My instincts tell me that because J.J. Abrams is a master showman, this is all misdirection designed to get nerds like myself in a tizzy. The full trailer hits on December 17th. That coupled with the first nine minutes of the film being shown with the midnight debut of The Hobbit in IMAX next week should finally clear some of these questions up.
Although probably not.
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Kevin Smith posted this today on his Facebook page. I thought it was pretty damn hilarious!
For those of you lucky enough to be near an Alamo Draft House, they are having a sing-along showing of R. Kelly's .. um.. "masterpiece" ... "Trapped in the Closet".
http://drafthouse.com/movies/sing_along_r._kellys_trapped_in_the_closet/austin
@Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird My preference...
http://youtu.be/qmGVYki-oyQSo, I'm sitting here waiting for the UPS guy to bring me my Nexus 4, and decided to check on my daily booty call from Chris.
He didn't show up this morning. Man, I don't know how to feel. I mean, I know our arrangement is just a no-strings-attached thing, but, I kinda miss him. You know, sometimes, a guy just wants to know he's needed. Sure, I can go over to the slums of io9, or, God forbid, try out a new place, but it's just not the same.
I'm going to have chocolate for lunch.
@Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird I would also like to have chocolate for lunch...And yes, TR is getting sad but it's like they say the night is darkest before the dawn.
@Canadian.Scott @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird Well Voice only did one thing they said they wanted to do. That was to make the site more sociable.
@Canadian.Scott @Someguy @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird
TR Meetup 2022:
@Someguy @Canadian.Scott @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird
Someone like this?
@Canadian.Scott @Someguy @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird Yes. Unless the editor is a lovely lady who finds us all witty and then it's every man for himself. I don't think we have to worry too much even my wife doesn't find me witty after jokes like this.
@Someguy @Canadian.Scott @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird Well rumblings on FB state that they are close to announcing the new editor much to the dismay of those who received rejection letters. I say we make a pact now, no matter who takes over we will all remain friends!!!! High Five
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UBTzO.gif[/IMG]@Someguy @Canadian.Scott @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird Yep, we are definitely more sociable than ever .. which is weird since were all a bunch of nerds.
Stay away from the Dark Side. I got in a funk yesterday with one post and all the trolls. But i09 is never the answer just say no.
@10glfan59 I just can't stand their fucked up comment system. I'm a QA consultant, and, man, I would string up their coders.
@Someguy @Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird @10glfan59 You know, Discus was crap, but it worked. And I'll take working crap over just crap any day.
Besides, I'm still bitter over losing our beautiful comments.
@Ford_Thundercougarfalconbird @10glfan59 Well while you are at it, hang Livefyre as well.
This does not look like a man of steel to me. How about you?
http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/173971-new-image-of-henry-cavill-as-the-man-of-steel@10glfan59 They need to stop re-inventing Superman and write a story for Superman.
@10glfan59 Outfit is brutal...I don't understand. It is similiar to the Spiderman outfit with it looking like the material is a stretched out basketball.
@10glfan59 I blame Rami's Spiderman. He had texture, and it worked. But this sucks. It's like it's woven from tiny soccer balls.
You know, I hate seeing news like this.
http://kotaku.com/5966570/007-legends-developer-let-all-of-its-staff-go-today
Thanks Kotaku.com for the info.
I have to get ready for a Christmas party, so I'll just put this little gem here for you all to enjoy while I sit in a university's IT department and eat desserts:
@rabidronnie Enjoy this while you are at your party...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FrCHy.jpg[/IMG]@rabidronnie Have fun. Oh and bring us back a doggy bag from the snack table. As I tell my wife, they plan for someone grabbing a purse and pushing as much stuff in there as possible. She never believes me and always makes me put the silverware back.
Well hopefully this will get done faster then three seems to be.
If you like those Tycoon type of games, and have always thought you could have come up with a better business plan then Venkman, Stantz, and Spengler, then might I suggest taking a look st this.
http://www.joystiq.com/2012/12/05/ghostbusters-mobile-game-in-development-by-capcoms-beeline/
Thanks Joysticq.com. I can now look forward to playing this when I have my Ghostbusters fix; also my wife can get her umbrella and backpack back.
Private confession time, i hate creepy dolls and i hate Twilight so this is just wrong.
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/12/twilight-sparkling-vampire-baby-doll-etsy-renesmeeLiving in the future is awesome.
http://gizmodo.com/5965143/holy-spock-the-star-trek-medical-tricorder-is-real-and-its-only-150
Thanks Gizmodo. Now when do we get teleportation and laser guns?
@rabidronnie I thought there was a contest too that some companies were offering $1 million prize for creating the medical tricorder...
@Canadian.Scott @rabidronnie Hadn't heard about that, but it wouldn't even surprise me one little bit.
@rabidronnie @Canadian.Scott I can't wait until I can get a stem cell smoothie to grow a new colon with. Take that, cancer!
@Canadian.Scott A bit more ambitious of a project than the one I posted, as the pictures indicate that they want something as readily available as a smartphone app or something, but that we're making strides in the right direction is exciting enough.
Why does the guy who starred in 300 and other kick ass action movies do this to himself?
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/12/gerard-butler-playing-for-keeps-zero-percent-rotten-tomatoes@Canadian.Scott Aaaaah, watching poorly-contrived movies tank. It's one of my favorite hobbies.
Little slow so far, and this is my busy day so I will be in and out. So I guess we will start with stuff to buy.
If Dr. Abraxas does not have one of these he should get one.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ede3/
I need this. No I don't have business cards but I'll make some for this.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ef2c/
Thanks Thinkgeek.
Last two episodes of Blood and Chrome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH8EDRptVAQ&feature=player_embedded
I wish I liked this more.
@Someguy @CaptainZADL My husband is working through BSG on Netflix right now (I tried to get into it but it's not my favorite). I mentioned Blood and Chrome to him when I saw that it was coming out. Should I tell him not to bother?
@rabidronnie @Someguy @CaptainZADL Yeah, have him watch Caprica instead. B&C is lazy writing and cliche after cliche after cliche. They really dropped the ball on this.
And if you aren't into BSG, you might actually like Caprica, but give it 5 episodes or so to really get moving. I've not been able to get The Girl™ to watch BSG, but she's loving Caprica, so that's good.
@rabidronnie @Someguy @CaptainZADL If his taste are like mine, have him scan through the first episode. Once he sees the, cocky but talented rookie routine, he will be able to predict how the rest of it goes.
Also, the lack of articles by VVM is disturbing. But fear not, we can do this guys, we can entertain ourselves. I say we do this Irish Wake style and give this place a real proper send off! Who's with me?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/n5tod.gif[/IMG]@Canadian.Scott Forget Irish Wake... let's turn this into a Canadian Wake... or as it shoudl be know here:
%s
Finnegan's Wake.
[IMG]http://thehumanscorch.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/superman_drinking_.gif[/IMG]
I'm with you!
@kegs I was having the same issues yesterday. Try hosting it on imgur. If that doesn't work, weep bitterly and shake your fist ruefully at MVN.


