@ToplessRobot True, but lets say that an outbreak happened, being surrounded by sea means it would be harder to escape. We need a plan B.
This, Shatner, and maybe a handful of regular commenters here, would be why we love Canada so. They actually debated zombie apocalypse issues in parliament.
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Well I guess my country's Parliament was...
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.... a little dead that day.
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
"Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, ever!", well let's hope this is one promise our politicians can keep. I for one do not wan..hold it a sec, something's scratching at the door...'
-Brains!
-Brains!
Damn, they look hungry. Must have come back from Ottawa completely starved.
@kegs I have no idea what yer talking aboot. ay.
(Zombie at the door grahh taste like Poutine grahhh)
Jesus nobody sees this but me. The Canadians are getting ready to invade by unleashing zombies on the United States under the guise of how to handle a zombie outbreak. Handling it actually means making sure the entire border is walled and guarded to make sure there is no back flow. Those that survive the first wave will be forced to drink gallons of maple syrup and be beaten by milk bags. Our daughters will be turned into Canadian bacon and we will have to learn French because we will have to serve our cruel Quebecois masters. Fucking Quebec people!!
@Dudley_Dawson humm Canadian daughter Bacon, covered in maple syrup..(licks lips) I know that should sound wrong, but it really doesn't.
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It's not a "zombie invasion". It's a "zombie outbreak". If Canadians think zombies are merely a foreign problem that may breach their borders, they're in for a very, very quick zombie apocalypse (unless it happens during winter)
@FabioRezende Canada is under the delusion that all problems are external. Then bitch about other countries that bitch about external problems. It's called projecting.
Also zombies are slow during all seasons. Though the old may still need to worry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eH3p-giK1MU#t=62s
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@Canadian.Scott @vangald @FabioRezende Pfff. Fast zombies aren't real. Everybody knows that.
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@vangald @FabioRezende Wrong! Zombies are slow three seasons a year. On winter, they stop frozen. Unless you're living in a tropical zone, in which case you either go to some rain forest and climb a tree or you're fucked
@FabioRezende @vangald Wrong! Warmer climates increase decay. They will be falling apart and you could smell them a mile away.
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...I have never been more proud to be a Canadian than I am right now, watching this. I think I may cry a little. Salute!
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You have to love John Baird. No, no, you have to. It was brought up in the House of Commons.
Now if they can take on their ghost actor problems.
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I'm Canadian Scott and I approve this message...
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“@ToplessRobot: Canada Has Bipartisan Agreement Opposing Zombies http://t.co/3KmhrnCe via @ToplessRobot” I friggin love Canada
