Sure @LYTthere is no zombie apocalypse *wink, wink*
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There are any number of reasons why an attack of George Romero-style zombies couldn't actually happen, from the dogs that would love to eat them some fresh bones to the fact that, well...dead things just don't fucking come back to life and start eating. That's what we call a "conceit."
So if a local TV station tells you that it's actually happening, as one in Great Falls, Montana did - don't believe them. It was almost certainly the work of hackers.
Unless that's just what the powers-that-be want you to think...
h/t Someguy
Sure @LYTthere is no zombie apocalypse *wink, wink*
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Fortunately I am always prepared for just such an emergency...
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@10glfan59 Studies have shown that if a zombie apocalypse happens, it is certainly likely to begin at a Taco Bell.
@skrag2112 @10glfan59 we could be in trouble https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFiDoOgRTpk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
@skrag2112 One of those came in handy for me once. I broke the glass and shoved it into his eye.
@10glfan59 Never got the chance to see it (cable-less over here), but I'm hoping since it's predecessor is on Netflix, it will also make its way there.
Airbender was so good that has got to be one of my favorite shows ever till M. Night killed it so very very sad.
@10glfan59 I raise you this:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb06e24jVf1rcyy94o1_400.gif
And for those of you doubting this actually happened, good news: We have video!
Frankly though, I wouldn't consider the zombies to be a sign of the apocalypse. No, I'd say a greater sign would be the fact that we can apparently have perfect pancakes & eggs for only twenty dollars?? But...but achieveing that normally costs four times as much!! WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS???
Dammit people, that's why the zombies are coming! Those flapjacks were just so kickass that even the dead had to rise from their graves to see it in action. Our hubris has become our downfall, folks. Our only hope now is to serve those corpses the best damn breakfast possible...
@Someguy @Gallen_Dugall @10glfan59 I want to be the Sam Neil character so I can chronicle the destruction of civilization
@Gallen_Dugall @10glfan59 I don't think the mouth is the orifice he is choosing.
@10glfan59 hopefully he's working on his book which I imagine will be like that book from "Into The Mouth Of Madness" when it's done.
@SlyDante777 I'm confused, I watched that and didn't see any text about dead rising, just what was in the YouTube annotations. Does this need audio?
@Lithroe @SlyDante777 Okay, I'm at home now, watching it on my laptop, & I don't know what you're talking about...It's playing out exactly like I predicted. Garbled voices you can make out, with the annotations helping to clarify it. Did you already see it somewhere else or something? o_O
@Lithroe Ahh, I get it now. Well, my apologies for the misunderstanding in the first place. ^^;
@SlyDante777 @Lithroe Oh, no. I just hadn't turned the audio on. Sorry for the confusion.
@Lithroe @SlyDante777 Huh. Sorry about that, I'm at work right now & don't have any speakers...Just kinda assumed that the annotations were clarifying anything in the background, like a garbled voice you tend to hear in these situations. Still, this was the video io9 went with...Maybe that was the message over the frequency they used or something. Anyhow, until more info comes along, my bad.
@Lithroe @SlyDante777 I recognize the audio from the Back to School user campaign for L4D2
I loved it when somebody hacked traffic sings to warn of "Zombies Ahead"
ahead - HA
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