Introducing Grumpuccino, an actual coffee drink that you can follow on Twitter.
Their ad slogan is "It's Awfully Good (TM)." In practice, regardless of quality, they're going to have to deal with a ton of customers going "I had that once. It was awful." I would have thought branded tartar sauce might make more sense, since coffee is supposed to make you less grumpy.
So what Internet memes deserve more appropriate tie-ins? Afro-Ninja aspirin? Numa numa throat lozenges? Ermagerd Girl Toothpaste? Ocean Spray Abraxas Cram-Apple?
h/t James.k.Polk, because Canadian.Scott is apparently slipping.