The Dude Goes Medieval Boll-ing in Seventh Son Trailer

By Luke Y. Thompson in Books, Movies
Wednesday, July 10, 2013 at 11:30 am

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I've been hearing about Seventh Son almost as long as I've been hearing about Pacific Rim - and from the same people, too. Now, in the earliest trailer debut I can remember for a January release, our first look is here, and it's...um...something.

First question - does the monster in the image above look more like a giant schlong, or the hand-puppet from the Masters of the Universe Fright Zone playset?

Second question - did Uwe Boll direct this? Really? Are you sure?

Look, we all love Jeff Bridges. But not everyone is meant to play a medieval wizard.

Trailer after the jump...



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