I think I need to apologize for every time I made fun of what I perceived to be a really stupid Spider-Man variant in your extensive action figure line (please pass this apology along to the Ghost of Toy Biz past, if you would). Marc Webb has surpassed you on this day.
Dear Marc Webb,
Did Hasbro put you up to this because they WANT to make the figure that badly? If so, I will take back everything I just said above.
Dear Toy Collectors,
Behold the future Pegwarmer of the Year.