For this very special post-SOTU fanfic reading, you'll never believe who we got to do the honors. I'm serious: you literally are not going to believe it. At all.
If you want to submit fan fiction for me to read, please send it - or a link to it - to toplessrobot-at-gmail-dot-com with subject line "Read my Fanfic!"
Title: "Minecraft: Tentacles in the Nether" by ASecertiveSquid
Logline: "A young woman goes to the Nether and encounters a Ghast. Reviews welcome, just as long as they are constructive. One-Shot, slight smut."
Acts Involved: Tentacle sex, vaginal, anal, interspecies intercourse.
Participants: A woman and a ghast.
The live reading...
Note: while this may seem "political" on a superficial level, I consider it entirely non-partisan. Let's try to keep comments that way too.