Geek Apparel of the Week: Jupiter Ascending 3 Wolf Moon Shirt

Wednesday, February 25, 2015 at 8:00 am


If, as many pundits believe, opening weekend grosses for a movie are primarily based on the marketing, then Jupiter Ascending was fucked from the beginning. Opening in February with no merchandise whatsoever is fine for a Kevin James comedy, but with a massively budgeted space opera, it's a sign of cutting one's losses.

Yet it seems to have garnered enough fans for some unofficial merchandise to surface, like this version of the 3 Wolf Moon shirt with Channing Tatum's human/canine hybrid howling at our solar system's biggest planet. It's not quite Eddie Redmayne screaming, which would be the best, but for dogged fans who want to sniff out something pointed, it's 'ere.

h/t Marc Heuck via Dailydot

Set Phasers on "Splashy" With This Star Trek Captain's Pool Chair

Tuesday, February 17, 2015 at 9:53 am


Not a great swimmer? Well, now you don't have to "Klingon" to the sides of the pool for dear life, as this inflatable Captain Kirk chair is coming out later in the year, allowing you to boldly go into the deep end without hell "toupee."

Bonus: while Kirk only got shirtless occasionally, you can be shirtless all the time in this chair, like you know Shatner wanted to be (unless you believe those hideous rumors that he wore a girdle, which we would never in good conscience spread).

via Laughing Squid

Geek Apparel of the Week: The Lego Movie Oscar Snub Shirt

Thursday, February 12, 2015 at 1:09 pm


Okay, now I actually want to sand down the hand on an Emmet minifg to reproduce this.

But what happened to his legs?

h/t Jeff Sneider

Geek Apparel of the Week: Game of Thrones Garbage Pail Kids

Tuesday, February 3, 2015 at 8:00 am


With Garbage Pail Kids attempting a comeback in the pop culture sphere, I'm surprised they didn't get to this first, as they always have tweaked familiar icons a bit. As Garbage Pail Kids always have two names, allow me to suggest a second run dubbed "Sean Beaned." There would seem to be near limitless possibilities for more like this - Tiny Tyrion, Jerk-Ass Joffrey, Low-Cal Drogo, Incesty Cersei...and of course, a character shaped like a sexually suggestive entryway that we could dub "Ho Door." Or maybe Khaleesi in a Nazi uniform as "Aryan Targaryen."

Since neither property maintains good taste, it seems a solid match, is what I'm saying. Here's to more.

Thunder...Thunder...THUNDERCATS GIVEAWAY! Hooooooo!

Friday, January 30, 2015 at 12:30 pm


Thirty years ago, on January 23rd, ThunderCats were on the move and ThunderCats were loosed upon us for the first time in animated form. And even after a well-received reboot was prematurely canceled a couple of years ago, the characters are still a pop-culture touchstone - turns out Mumm-Ra wasn't the only part of the franchise to be ever-living.

Thanks to our friends at TV Store Online, we're celebrating the landmark with a snazzy T-shirt and metal belt buckle set. And thanks to a recent weekend thread, I have the perfect contest notion: Nerdy Limericks! Post your best in comments below, and I'll pick a winner next Friday, Feb 6th, 2015, around noon. Again, my apologies to international readers, but prizes ship to U.S. and Canada addresses only.

My example went something like this:
There once was a jar with a pony
Whose owner would bop his baloney
When a stray bit of heat
Spoiled the beat of his meat
And his dreams leaked like emails from Sony

You can do better. Can't you?

Geek Apparel of the Week: First Fully Show-Accurate Beavis and Butt-head Merch Ever?

Wednesday, January 28, 2015 at 1:00 pm


My first reaction to these socks from Poprageous: Ehhh, they're socks. They're cool (huh-huh), but most people never see your socks, especially if you're a dude.

My second reaction: Holy shit. They finally managed that?

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Geek Apparel of the Week: Benedict Cumberbatch "Cumberbitch" Leggings

Wednesday, January 21, 2015 at 11:00 am


Who among us does not wish to have, as the seller puts it, "[t]he flawlessness that is Benedict Cumberbatch all over yo bodeh <3"? Poprageous, known for female clothing that depicts trendy, geeky things from all eras like Pac-Man, Frida Kahlo and raccoons, has the sheer luck to bring the popular actor into your homes, on your butt.

These doctored, strange leggings look to be quite form-fitting, so you'd best have on underwear beneath to keep them from inching into darkness. What, son? You say that's elementary? We Khan dig it.


Geek Apparel of the Week: Artoo and BB-8 Are Bad Droids

Tuesday, January 13, 2015 at 8:00 am


Of course I'm worried. And you should be too. Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof never returned from that awful place! What? What T-shirt? What are you talking about? What makes you think there are fanboy dollars over there? It's much too rocky!

You know Threepio always wanted to call Artoo a Bad Robot. Now, with JJ Abrams owning both of them for the next movie - as well as new rolling droid BB-8 - he can, and you can.

Now all we need is for somebody to call their production company "Prissy Robot," so Threepio can get a shirt for himself.

The Cutest, Most Huggable Dinobots Ever

Friday, January 9, 2015 at 3:00 pm


"Me Grimlock no fool! Me cute!"

Sometimes big dumb guys can be the most lovable in the end, and these classic prehistoric Autobots take all the sharp edges off, replacing them with big baby-blue button eyes and soft pawses. They're made by Etsy seller MythfitCreations, in "a smoke-free, pet-friendly house with button eyes that are not child-safe."

Whoah...their house has button eyes?

h/t AudioKnights Theater

Decorate Next Year's Christmas Tree With Spock's Painful Death by Radiation

Tuesday, December 30, 2014 at 9:30 am


Not every scene from a beloved movie is necessarily holiday appropriate, even if it does boast a sub-theme of friendship and collective good. You don't see Disney busting out "Death of Bambi's Mother" ornaments, even though it's one of the company's most famous moments. Amid all the Scarface merchandise out there, I have yet to see a mini-diorama of Tony Montana snorting cocaine or exploding in a hail of bullets. But Star Trek? Once again boldly going where no merchandise has gone before.

Maybe, just maybe, it's a clever ploy to make you forget the terrible revised version of this scene from Into Darkness. In which case, I have to admit I approve.

h/t Eric Diaz via Alan Spencer