The VHS distortions, that oh-so-'80s sparkling effect, the ghosting frames - what could possibly make this clip hit me even more in the childhood?
Oh yeah - a theme song that specifically describes what I'm watching. "Birds disguised as robots in disguise." So here's the big question: do these Autobots shit on their own windshields?More >>
Starting with skin packs of six Doctors each, Minecraft will begin adding multiple characters and aliens from the show starting in September. You've got to have those companions in order to teach the Doctor how to tame a horse.
While I love how they've captured Peter Capaldi in the simple block style, does anybody else maybe suspect that with a slight color swap, he'd reveal himself to love lasagna...and hate Mondays?
I'd add the cat ears except that I have no idea how to do it and not make it look terrible.
I keep looking for signs that this is a put-on. From the insanely stereotypical pitchman yelling about his wife's inability to hold her piss to the fact that this product is based in Beijing, a place which one doesn't necessarily associate with sexual liberation, it feels like an April fool. Yet as far as I can tell, this is an actual Kickstarter that got fully funded.
In this game, you play the role of Alice in Continent (pun intended!). Alice needs to constantly jump around to chase Rabbit Leg-pullers, dodge Lava Leaks, and collect Collagen Elixirs. How do you control the jump action? Not by touching the screen, but by using your pelvic muscles to squeezeOh, and this part...
Skea "tickles" you every time it is squeezed, delivering a soothing pulse whenever you contract your pelvic muscles correctly. This biofeedback not only enhances the fun, but is also clinically proven to improve training results.And six backers actually paid $500 to have avatars of themselves in the game. As the pitch says, "Now enjoy [Your Name] in Continent!"
Also, the term "stretch goals" somehow sounds a little different in this context.More >>
You know how Mighty No. 9 absolutely wasn't Mega Man, and Azure Strike Gunvolt was also really really not Mega Man, because if they were Mega Man then Capcom could sue so obviously they couldn't possibly be Mega Man?
Now they're both in Mighty Gunvolt (a free download when you order Azure Stirker Gunvolt) which is nothing whatsoever like a Mega Man vs. Mega Man video game, and even if it were they'd legally be unable to admit it. So quit talking about Mega Man, all right? What do you mean, we protesteth too much?More >>
Technically, this is a trailer for Lego Batman 3, setting up Brainiac as the big bad and establishing that multiple worlds are involved.
But if you're a regular TR reader, trust me- skip straight to the 1:15 mark. It's better without context, much like the image above.More >>
I've seen the new Sin City, and while I'm not allowed to express anything resembling a reaction or review until opening day, I think it's okay to say that it made me really want a video game set in that universe. Grand Theft Auto in Sin City - perfect, right?
But I'll take a Final Fight version too - and while this video isn't playable, it does make me imagine the good times. To be truly Frank Millerish, though, it needs constant dialogue interjections, even if only in text form, that read like things hungover people say. Like...
"No games. God damn."
"She played my game good."
"Head pounding. Knife in my guts. Pass the Nintendo."
See? Not that hard. But that's not the only Sin City video I have for you today, and the second one is, uh, quite something...More >>
In fairness, Jimmy Fallon is an unexpected opponent - there's no way Brosnan, or anyone else, could have lost against Sean Bean. But given Mr. Brosnan's lack of skills, well, he's not coming out Onatopp, because, Mr. Bond, we expect you to die. Another day. Because you only live twice.
To be fair, Fallon should bring out Roger Moore and see if he does better. What's the worst that could happen - would the sky fall?More >>
Considering all the different eras and places Assassin's Creed has been to, why not the stone age? I for one would be very interested in wielding the "bonus DLC weapon" shown at the end.
Or just a Flintstones crossover where you get to assassinate Fred and Barney. I'd be down for that too. Just take a lesson unlearned from the other games, and make sure there are cavewomen too.More >>
SummerSlam happened this weekend (result: John Cena gets time off to make movies), as did my best friend's birthday, so it's a treat to catch up on things that happened elsewhere, about which I did not know. With the aid of Kyle LeClair, here are some reader-submitted stories we might not have caught otherwise.
This week's tipsters include: troi, Anyone00, jaganar, SlyDante777, Gallen_Dugall, Timely_Flower-Hermit, Dr.Gonzo82More >>
Pete Holmes gave us one realistic take on Mario and Yoshi's relationship, indicating that an actual dinosaur would not be so friendly to the Italian plumber brothers.
Taking the alternate view, Fox ADHD suggests that Mario is the jerky one, and demonstrates this in song. Though considering the way they've drawn Mario, he looks like Family Guy's Stewie in disguise, and therefore it should be no surprise whatsoever that he's an evil jerk.
And yeah, "Yoshi Abuse" can totally be a euphemism for...uh...you know.More >>