[Bryce Abood contributed to this article]
Artwork by Citrus King
Well, yet another E3 has ended. The exhibits are being taken down, the masses are done celebrating their annual gaming binge, and the tears of Nintendo fans are still being mopped up. And of course, the games media now has to compile all of their thoughts and let the world know what the highlights of the whole shebang were. So with Bryce and I having been immersed in constant blasts of hype for the past 72-plus hours with as little sleep or nourishment as humanly possible and hopped up on grossly irresponsible amounts of caffeine, now seems like the perfect time to share our thoughts on the best games from this year's E3! You've seen our initial thoughts on what was shown. Now come on in and let's see some of the best games we uncovered throughout the whole thing!More >>
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Portal is no longer just for the Chell of it - now you can go through GLaDOS puzzles as Batman, Gandalf and presumably every other Lego Dimensions character (the roster, lest we remind you, includes Marty McFly and Peter Capaldi's Doctor).
I like the idea of mash-up games being utilized by Lego this way. Especially since they just pried the Angry Birds construction toy license away from K'nex - give me a Dimensions subgame where I can throw Hobbits at the wall of Helm's Deep via slingshot and I'll be a happy player.
[Kyle LeClair contributed to this article]
by Citrus King
We're only halfway through E3 week and we already have a lot to talk about. Kyle LeClair and I have compiled a list of some highs and lows from the main press conferences, trying to include games outside our personal fandom. And since we didn't get any new Sly Cooper OR Kickle Cubicle this year, that wasn't easy to do. But we came out on top.
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The Fractured But Whole, a sequel to The Stick of Truth, will feature the gang as superheroes rather than fantasy characters, though I presume your character will still be named "Douchebag."
I hope there will be a level full of green vegetables, wherein one can revel in total pea-ness. Or a challenge that involves capturing roosters with vacuum cleaners, thereby enhancing one's cock-sucking talents. All I know is that The Fractured But Whole is evidently a game you must beat - so be sure to give it a good creaming!More >>
[Note to regular readers: "Top-Down Smackdown" is on hiatus this week due to E3 craziness, and the fact that we already did an appreciation for Dusty Rhodes]
Sony earns major chutzpah points for live-streaming this in movie theaters nationwide. If you have decided to see it that way, do let us know afterwards if it was worth it. Also, please don't Tweet or text in a movie theater.
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Let that sink in. SCROTUS.
The name so nice they say it twenty or so times in the trailer itself, which is pretty ballsy. With a name like that, they'd be nuts to not wrap their jewels in it. I realize it may make some viewers get testy, but let's not kick it out like it's junk.
Okay. Where were we? Can I say that I like this voice-actor's "Max" better than I liked Tom Hardy's? Is that allowed? And how many complaints are we going to get that you can't play as Furiosa?
Also, I really hope gay marriage is legal in the wasteland, so we can be invited to the celebration of Humungus-Scrotus.
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For those of you now saying, "Hey, Topless Robot! You FAIL for not having a Bethesda list this morning!" - you have a point. Many things were happening, I was away from my desk like a bad nerd, and I was working on something else that kinda fell through and didn't pan out the way I'd hoped.
Fortunately, some of you were on top of the situation, and so here's the bulk of the good stuff - Fallout 4 gameplay (yes, you can talk, you have a dog you can command, and the custom character creator is quite cool) and a free downloadable app in which you get to manage a shelter the way you want.
Thanks to Gallen Dugall for finding the following videos, that, as he puts it, contain all the important details in the presentation without all the fluff. Oh, and if you missed Tomorrowland in theaters, its basic gist is that you're a bad person for liking games like this. Just so you know.More >>