I think we all know that the actual answer to the question, "How will these particular fictional characters survive?" is "Don't be in a George R.R. Martin book." Still, that hasn't stopped the mass-murderer of his own creations from weighing in on TV's The Walking Dead, with what he thinks is a practical solution for Rick and company.
Given their location in Georgia, it's actually not practical at all. But knowing Martin, you can see why he might think of it. Want to know his brilliant solution?
One of the only celebrities I have ever paid for an autograph from was Sam J. Jones, at Comic-Con some years back. 1980's Flash Gordon, while undoubtedly a travesty in the eyes of some old-school fans of the comic strips, has always been a favorite film of mine, in part because, just like the Adam West Batman, it works differently at every age. It's a great adventure film for kids, it's loaded with innuendos you start to get as a teen, and it casually drops Fellini references for the adult cinephile.
Back when I met Mr. Jones, probably at least 6 years ago, there was still no domestic DVD of the movie, so I asked when it would be coming out. He replied, "Probably next year, for the anniversary and the sequel." Sequel? Would there really be one? "Yeah, man, we're talking about it."
I guess he's still talking about it, and maybe his appearance in Ted made it more likely. In the meantime, though, here's a trailer for a documentary about his life that will be hitting Kickstarter in June. (Melody Anderson still looks gorgeous.)
In an interesting reversal of stereotypes, it apparently takes a big-name black superhero-type to sell the white guy in a suit, as Agent Coulson - previously made by Hot Toys - hits Marvel Legends scale in a SHIELD three-pack also featuring Nick Fury and Agent Hill. According to my sources at Hasbro's PR company, this three-pack is the only way to get Coulson and Hill at this time, with no future releases currently scheduled. You can order it online now.
It's important to note that these are the movie versions of Coulson and Hill - as of the last time I talked to anyone at Hasbro, there were no plans to make figures based on any Marvel TV shows, so if you want Kyle MacLachlan - as we all do, right? - keep fingers crossed that his character lives to see the Inhumans movie. I suspect that may change if Daredevil, as rumored, does ultimately end up in a kickass red costume.
The more hardcore fans among us know that there are, in fact, lyrics to the original series' theme tune by Alexander Courage, albeit not written with Courage's consent. Will Ferrell does not seem to know this, yet he has perfected a note-perfect rendition anyway.
And thus does new Late Late Show host James Corden kick off with something viral-worthy. It remains to be seen if that will be the whole of his shtick, like Jimmy Fallon.
We know there'll be bonus characters like Jason Voorhees and Predator, but this new storyline trailer indicates that those guys might just be big ol' softies compared to the newly evil Kung Lao and Liu Kang. Russian subtitles only help to prove that Sting's old line about "sharing the same biology" has a totally different meaning in this context - no longer a plea for peace through similarity, but death through targeting of the same vulnerabilities.
Such an Outworldly kill to do, if the Russians love their Kombat too. And there's a great return at the end....
Martha Boyd is former LAPD, a licensed property appraiser and a self-described crazy cat lady. None of which has prepared her for TR readers. All questions and answers are real.
Hi all. Well, we are back under the control of LYT. They escaped for the weekend and I understand they had a good time in Las Vegas, and got to ride on the world's tallest Ferris wheel...and that is has a bar in it. Only in Vegas. They also hit up one of the best seafood buffets in town at the Rio. I can second that the on buffet; they took me there one time when we were in town for a pageant and it was the best. Yes, we have dragged LYT to a beauty pageant one time. Julia was a judge and he came along for the ride and to see how she got all of the crowns that he now has to live with. Witney did a good job for the site - I enjoyed many of the pieces. This has been another busy week of appraising for me, but it's all good as there will be times when work is slow, and you have to work when the work is here. This week I got to appraise a property that was at one time owned by James Cagney - how cool is that?
I know, I know...all you fans of the Top-Down Smackdown column were bummed that on the Monday before WrestleMania, I went on vacation. Consider this my atonement. And for those of you not a fan of that column, who'd rather see it confiend to Monday nights...I'll atone for this some other time.
But non-fans should keep reading anyway, because you may be wondering why you have a friend who invited you to watch wrestling this weekend. They know you're not generally into it, right? Well, yeah. But it's WrestleMania weekend, which is the Superbowl of wrestling, ad they hold out some hope that just as non-football fans can enjoy that big game day, WrestleMania will transcend boundaries and be, at the very least, a fun curiousity. Heck, just two days ago a friend of mine in the media business asked, "I'm going to WrestleMania; what do I need to know?" For her, and the rest of you who aren't fervent followers, consider this your cheat sheet, complete with relevant video clips. For more faithful fans, you still get to see my predictions and picks. Everyone wins!
Sorry, but Schwarzenegger as a serious dramatic actor is still a concept that cracks me up. He sure is trying in this trailer, though, as he cares for a rapidly zombiefying daughter that the government somehow allows him to take home, because even in fiction nobody ever tells Arnold he can't do something.
But that review quote in the trailer says "Schwarzenegger is superb." It wouldn't lie, right?
That headline sounds dirtier than it is, though frankly, every thought of Jamie Bell as Ben Grimm makes me feel dirty in the wrong way, but so it goes. We've seen Ben's post-mutation look from behind in the trailer and on a new poster, but today brings what appears to be an international banner that shows him front and center.
I say "appears" because the Photoshopping of Kate Mara on it feels a little off, but it could be because they're going for a halfway invisible look and it doesn't quite translate.
And I still like the actual look of the Roger Corman Thing the best, though it wasn't exactly the most emotive.
Potential spoiler below...