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Title: Garfield's Creed, or Nothing is Dieted and Everything is Eaten" by Jack Spheniscidae Enterprises
Logline: Garfield and Ezio fight the Templars, with Odie's help.
Acts Involved: No sex in this one - just a lot of ass-kicking and really terrible grammar.
Participants: Garfield, Odie, Ezio, the Borgia family.
The Live Reading/Performance...
Like fan clubs of old, the Strange Kids Club has this special set inspired by your favorite martial-arts reptiles, featuring a T-shirt of the foursome paying tribute to a classic New York-menacing monster, mutant stickers, green "gooze" and a special pizza box case.
After today, this will no longer be available to buy anywhere. But until next Friday at noon, you have a chance to win one. You must have a U.S. mailing address and a comment account with an email; if that's done, the next step is, in comments below, to describe the most Michael Bay scene you can imagine being in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Bring your best Bayhem, and the winner gets a version of the sewer-dwelling foursome that is undeniably cooler.
Though the finished product bears the hallmarks of James Gunn, there's a great woman behind the man. Nicole Perlman talks about how to pronounce Rocket's name correctly, Bradley Cooper, women in Marvel movies, the politicization of science, Thanos, Dr. Strange and more.
One's been a scream queen since childhood; the other has been everything from an Olsen Twins costar to Hitler. Together, they costar in WWE Studios' See No Evil 2 - and we managed to get in a Last Boy Scout question too.
The sixth annual J-POP SUMMIT Festival was held in San Francisco's Japantown over the weekend of July 19-20, 2014. It was fun and exhilarating and loud and crowded (a serious crowd of humanity in the space of a few blocks) and full of unexpected and wonderful things. Here are some of those things - and it's not even all Hatsune Miku, but there's a lot of her, too.