So the new Conan movie has no director, no actors, no plan and no start date, but they do have one damn fine teaser poster. Maybe they should just quit while they're ahead. (Via Newsarama)
It looks EXACTLY like the Witchblade poster. If someone had told me two years ago (hell, two MONTHS ago) that the new Conan movie would get the same rollout as the Witchblade movie, I wouldn't have believed them. I made fun of Witchblade, but this is just sad. The only thing that can save it? Casper Van Dien.
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