The New Conan Movie Knows Its Priorities
Posted at 11:08 AM Jul 11, 2008

So the new Conan movie has no director, no actors, no plan and no start date, but they do have one damn fine teaser poster. Maybe they should just quit while they're ahead. (Via Newsarama)





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As long as it's not, like, Casper Van Dien or somebody horrible like that.
Vin Diesel would kinda suck, too.
Posted 07/11/2008 at 01:39:40 PMIt looks like the Witchblade poster...
Posted 07/11/2008 at 01:48:28 PMIt looks EXACTLY like the Witchblade poster. If someone had told me two years ago (hell, two MONTHS ago) that the new Conan movie would get the same rollout as the Witchblade movie, I wouldn't have believed them. I made fun of Witchblade, but this is just sad. The only thing that can save it? Casper Van Dien.
Posted 07/11/2008 at 02:05:33 PMVin Diesel wouldnt "kinda" suck... hed REALLY FUCKING SUCK.
Posted 07/11/2008 at 03:16:16 PMyou all know that that dude in the poster is the wrestler HHH
Posted 07/29/2008 at 08:38:46 PM