No one fucks with Angelina Jolie! GO GET EM!

How is this second-hand story about people discussing a hypothetical role news? Man, I hate the Post. When I see people on the train reading the Post, or even the Daily News, with their tawdry headlines and awful puns, I want to smack it out of their hands and tell them to buy the Times. (Not that I do, or anything. Man, how did I get to be such a newspaper snob? Oh, yeah, my grandfather sold our family newspaper to USA Today publishers Gannett. Ugh.)

That last comment was a diss at the Post, not at Rob, by the way. I appreciate his running commentary on the world's stupidity.

It's total bullshit.

Jolie doesn't even come close to the casting trend on Nolan's Batman movies.

Thats like saying Nick Cage will be The Riddler and Kevin Spacey will be Mr. Freeze.

Sounds like you have an issue with woman, even porn stars are human.

Very disappointed with your language Rob.

Regards

Tara

Remember too Rob, that I used to get fucked in the ass by multiple men as well.
And I didn't get paid.
This mother to the children of the world has been a recent trend for me, the turning of the new leaf.
But are you really that surprised that I am friends with pornstars?

>Just because Patrick fucks professionally does not mean that Jolie isn't several billion times sexier than her.

mmmm.. go watch some videos of Tara before she got the boob job and then get back to us. Wouldn't turn down Angie, but Tara is (or at least was) way hotter.

Or if you disagree with that, I'm sure you'll agree she isn't less than 1/billionth as sexy.

Mostly just sounds like you have a bit of a problem with porn performers. Are you also out picketing your local strip club?

Plus...I don't think Nolan would put Catwoman in his universe he's created...she's too unrealistic for his setting.

oops, I meant Tera. If I am defending someone I should at least get her name right.

Anyway, my point is, I likes me some Eurasian women. And she is one of the finest.

I would just like to say that I enjoyed the vitriolic anger in this post, whether I agree with it or not. It was refreshing.

Odd how the most inconsequential things will bring the worms out of the woodwork...

Boo! Angelina Jolie would suck shit as Catwoman!

Nolan is a fraud, just like his fake bat actors, who he f**ks up the a**, as everyone knows. The viral marketing of this bad Batman movie sucks, such as a few of you. It's the telemarketing equivalent for bad, tasteless media. Angelina Jolie AND Tera Patrick AND Julie Newmar are ALL better actresses than the gay, woman-hating, mother-beating Nolan could ever work with. Nolan tries to ruin Batman, but Batman will live Forever, as the man himself says.

Liberty, not that your post really deserves comment, but
1) Nolan (director) isn't the one who was accused of assault
2) Bale was accused of verbal assault (making a threat), not battery (actual hitting), or aggravated assault (threatening with a weapon). This is a major misunderstanding that is really getting on my nerves especially since people are quick to ignore the fact that he's cooperated with the police, they're not pursuing charges, and the argument as described would have illicited harsh words from anyone in his place.
3) Both Nolan and Bale are married to women, though their sexuality wouldn't be cause for your venomous prattle even if they were gay.
4) By every reasonable metric the Dark Knight is not a bad movie. You may not have appreciated it, but it was well filmed, well acted, and generally improved upon the source material as far as most seem to be concerned. In the long run, it probably won't be accepted as great art, but it proved greatly entertaining for millions of Americans of all ages and walks of life.

However, as much as it pains me to agree with anything that such a bigoted and uninformed person as yourself might say, I can't help but concur that the viral marketing was obnoxious.

As for the initial issue of the thread, I think Angelina Jolie is all wrong for the tone set in the first 2 movies. Also, her face probably wouldn't lend itself well to a mask and I think she'd need to gain a bit of weight to look sexy again. One anorexic Catwoman is plenty thank you. Maybe the full Lara Croft curves would be over-doing it in the costume, but it'd be difficult to find fault with them otherwise. I suspect that if Nolan casts, we'll get someone who isn't on anyone's radar and who might seem like a bad choice at first, and then she'd probably amaze everyone just like Bale and Ledger and Eckhart have done.

the only possible Catwoman for the next movie would be Maggie Gyllenhal returning from the dead as Rachel and appearing in Gotham society as a deranged Selina Kyle. wanting revenge for Batman leaving her to die. That would be great.

@Chris,

I think that Angelina would do a great job as Catwoman, but I think your pick (Maggie Gyllenhal) is a prett ydamn good one, as she already looks like a cat.

I totally heard that Tera Patrick is friends with Rosie O'Donnell. She called Rosie for tips on how to look sexy in leather. Seriously, they're old friends!

very intresting