Spike Witwicky Gets His Due
Posted at 2:33 PM Oct 27, 2008
And I don't mean Shia the Beef's "No!"-filled portrayal of the young Witwicky. I mean the original G1 Spike, who with his son Daniel, wore goofy-ass Gobot-like "exo-suits" in Transformers: The Movie. ImpossibleToys.com, which has somehow made Quintesson toys without getting their pants sued off by Hasbro, has made the above Spike and Daniel figures in all their boxy, barely articulated glory in their bid to make the figures that Hasbro clear has no intention of ever doing. Pre-order them here for $70 (hey, the Witwicky's gotta eat, too).
Comments
Does Impossible Toys REALLY expect us to pay $70 for this duo of unadulterated shit?
I mean, look at the proportioning. Apparently the Witwicky's have arms sprouting from the center of their torsos, as opposed to the shoulders.
These figures have been rated F, for FAIL.
Posted 10/27/2008 at 01:47:37 PMI don't know that the suits in the cartoon were any better designed, but based on your response alone, these toys are not intended for you. And I REALLY don't know why Hasbro doesn't crack down on them.
Posted 10/27/2008 at 03:44:57 PMYeah the suits were stupidly designed in the movie as well. I can only assume Spike and Daniel had their limbs ripped off by Megatron before putting the exo-suits on.
Posted 10/27/2008 at 05:23:11 PMLooks kind of freaky dont it i mean down right creepy
Posted 10/27/2008 at 07:38:43 PMits like their arms are in a the suit and then then use their brains to control the robot arms if I'm remembering the movie correctly
Posted 11/07/2008 at 12:32:34 PMits like their arms are in a the suit and then then use their brains to control the robot arms if I'm remembering the movie correctly
Posted 11/07/2008 at 12:32:43 PM