The obvious one is great but the "Taste the Fury" one I liked because of the skittles she was playing with lol

I'm sorry, but I have to go with "one of the greatest movie taglines of all time". It's just too perfect.

It's the absolutely right amount of totally tasteless, utterly wrong and hysterically funny all at the same time that makes it so amazing.

Not sure about the movie, but the tagline is definitely the best ever.

THE BEST. "A special girl with a special need to kick some ass."

THE TAGLINE IS GREAT FITS WITH THE MOVIE PERFECTLY ... FOR ANYONE WHO IS A FAN OF KUNG FU MOVIES IN GENERAL WILL DIG THIS FLICK IT SEEMS THAT TILAND IS REALLY PUTTING OUT THE GOOD STUFF LATELY ITS TO BAD THERE LANGUAGE SOUNDS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALK BOARD BUT THEY CAN STILL WIP AN ASS

"A special girl with a special need to kick some ass."...

what? was "never has autism been so deadly" taken?

"a special needs girl with a special need to kick some ass"

what? was "autism has never been this deadly" taken?

"Killfiction"? Who let a Rob Liefeld character in here? I thought this was a restricted blog.

The best martial arts film ever is "A Fistful of Yen," from Kentucky Fried Movie. "The Foot Fist Way" is up there, as well. But that tagline... The. Best.

This is all kinds of magic.

Best. Both of them.

I agree with KILLFICTION that I think the better kung-fu movies are coming out of Thailand lately. I'm betting that this movie will be somewhere between Ong-Bak (great) and Dynamite Warrior (good). Not sure what the hell is up with the title "chocolate"? Wasn't that a movie or play for some love story garbage??

Well i guess if you gave a martial arts master retard strength it would be hard to kill em...

This reminded me of the time i saw Waiting in theaters and when the downs syndrome line came up there just happened to be a bunch of down syndrome people watching the movie and they all made noise like they were upset...

this could be the best martial arts movie of all time, for all the wrong reasons.And im ok with that.

Badass! So rare to see what looks to be a quality Martial Arts flick with a female lead!

I like "A Daughter is Born" haha

Everybody knows you never do a full retard.

Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded.

You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded.

Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no.

You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...

We all know we're going to watch this and enjoy every cheesy, brilliant second of it. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I'm just glad to see the end of the wire-fu era. Man, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon made it impossible to find a martial arts movie that wasn't loaded down with impossible physics.

I understand that's a particular style of storytelling, but I'm old school. I like my Bruce Lee chop-socky flicks. I like watching real choreography instead of special effects.

However, ass-kicking retard girl seems like a strange angle for a martial arts flick.

Holy storybook Batman! 'And then, he made a sandwich, and thought about taking out the garbage, WHEN SUDDENLY, he realized there was more to life than just sandwiches.' That has to be the longest series of text teasers in a trailer ever. Soooooooo cheesy. I am now dumber for having watched this, thanks for the yuks!

I have never been more excited for a movie based solely on the tagline.

My vote is for greatest tagline of all time.

Come on .... Crippled Masters was Much better

Meh. I was much more excited at the beginning when I thought she was going to be kicking ass at the ripe old age of 5. Beyond that, it looks like the exact same stunts from Ong-Bak.

But, I'm happy I at least found my new pick-up line for the bars this weekend: "Valentine's Day. Taste the Fury."

someone is either a genius or a total idiot to come up with that one. i'm hoping they laughed like crazy when they came up with it. If they were like "yeah, that fucking rocks" then those people shouldn't be working in the business. It's those people that ruin everything about movies.

Many months ago this movie was on a foreign 'youtube' site in its entirety and I went ahead and FF my way through it for the fighting scenes, which were nice.

LMFAO!

I think I found the tagline.

This is a bastardized version of what this movie really is. Watch the PROPER TRAILER and then tell me it's a stupid movie.

Groundbreaking stunt scenes, M&M's not Skittles, autistic kid who can watch Bruce Lee and have it down in 5 minutes flat and two of the deadliest fight scenes I've seen.

I saw this when it was released in Thailand in the spring and can't believe the have now turned it into "A special needs girl with a need to kick ass". That's an A for effort and D for nice try marketing people.

It's a kick as movie... greatest of it's kind.

My two cents... what's up?! lol

"from the womb of a dangerous beauty" is pretty good too....

but that movie is deffo going on my netflix

Unleashed did the special needs fighter thing alreay I'd say, but I'm excited to watch this. Even if the fighting is the only thing going for it, this should still be a good movie.

So, how is this very different from the young chick on the TV series "Firefly". Young chick with brain in another universe, kicks butt at opportune moments, otherwise she just weirds everyone else out.

Looks like it could be a cult favorite, like the "Drunken Master".

This is a really fun film. The last 20-30 minutes alone is worth the price of admission. The ass kicking just kept going and going and going. From a restaurant, to a dojo, to a rooftop, to the ledges of a multi story building.

Chocolate is more akin with Ong-bak and Dynamite Warrior in regards to a simple story line. Chocolate is more about the fight scenes than anything else and I am perfectly alright with that. Pure spectacle. And look out for Jeeja Yanin, the lead actress. She's got another project coming out middle of this year. She's a serious contendor for female action stardom!!!

let us not forget POOTIETANG