10 Great Actors Who Played Incredibly Crappy Movie Villains

By Rob Bricken in Daily Lists, Movies
Friday, Apr. 17 2009 @ 5:05AM
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By Rebecca Kelley

It's hard for an actor to establish himself among thousands of others who are all trying to make a name for themselves in show business, and even the most distinguished, well known actors who have been in some of the greatest movies in history have hammed it up in front of the camera out of desperation, a fat paycheck, momentary insanity, or any combination of the three. Below are 10 great, well-known actors who chewed so much scenery as crappy movie villains that they're probably still suffering from lockjaw.

10) Frank Langella as Skeletor in Masters of the Universe

Frank Langella has won a buttload of Tony awards, played Dracula in 1979, and recently received critical acclaim and a slew of nominations for playing Richard Nixon in Frost/Nixon. Check out this picture of Frankie L.!
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Look at him. That man is a class act, all distinguished looking and whatnot. Some critics felt that Langella was robbed of a best actor Oscar win. I, meanwhile, feel that the moviegoing public is being robbed of a re-release of Langella's best role to date, that of...

...motherfuckin' Skeletor in Masters of the Universe. Seriously, that's really Frank Langella as Skeletor, starring opposite Dolph Lundgren as He-Man and Courtney Cox as Girl Who Just Got Back from a Springsteen Concert. Apparently the movie was supposed to take place entirely on Grayskull, but due to budget constraints the movie producers decided to have most of the movie take place on a cheapo soundstage on Earth, leaving Langella to scheme and shoot lightning bolts at his minions from a separate dimension. Although getting impeached and later disgraced in front of millions during a series of TV interviews is a pretty raw deal, it's still not as bad as getting kicked down a pit by Ivan Drago.

9) Christian Bale as Walter Wade Jr. in Shaft

Christian Bale is arguably the Internet generation's biggest movie star. Adored by males and females, young and old, Bale has immersed himself into iconic movie roles like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, a magician with a grudge in The Prestige, and, of course, the Dark Knight himself. It's all the more alarming, then, that such a talented and serious actor could have such a big misstep by starring as the villain in Shaft (shut yo mouth!). Bale plays Walter Wade Jr., the son of a "real estate tycoon" who commits a racially motivated murder. Of course, Samuel L. Jackson (playing the titular Shaft, of course) takes it upon himself to open a can of whoop ass on this douchey cracka. The movie received middling reviews and but earned a decent take at the box office -- we mainly look at Bale's role in a disapproving parent, "You can do so much better" sort of way.

8) James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom in Conan the Barbarian

Possessing quite possibly the most distinguishable voice in movie history, James Earl Jones has been in acclaimed films like Dr. Strangelove and The Great White Hope, and his booming voice unmistakably appears in various Star Wars movies and The Lion King. He's been around long enough (the man's 78 years old!) that probably even he's forgotten that he starred as the villain in Conan the Barbarian, way back in 1982 (before a good chunk of you nerds were even born). Jones played Thulsa Doom, a warlord who made the mistake of massacring Arnold Schwarzenegger's tribe. As the titular barbarian, Ahnuld takes it upon himself to emit guttural noises and prance around sporting a loin cloth and an oily sheen, yet somehow it's still more embarrassing watching James Earl Jones in the film.

7) Michael Caine as Michael Jennings in On Deadly Ground

Michael Caine is a six-time Oscar nominee and two-time winner. He's been in more good movies than you've probably seen, and recently he's been pulling in some nice paychecks as Alfred in the recent Batman installments. For someone as seemingly classy as Caine, it's a bit surprising to hear that not only has he co-starred with Clive Owen, Christian Bale, Charlize Theron, and other distinguished actors, he's also acted opposite Steven Seagal. That's right, Michael Caine starred as the villain in Seagal's directorial debut, the environmental "lesson" movie On Deadly Ground. Caine played Michael Jennings, a corrupt oil company CEO who learns the hard way that he should take better care of Mother Earth. I'd make fun of Michael Caine some more for his seemingly poor decision to act in a action movie about oil spills, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a shit. After all, he was in Jaws: The Revenge... playing a dude named "Hoagie."

6) Raul Julia as Bison in Street Fighter

A distinguished Latino actor, Raul Julia was a SAG, Golden Globe, and Emmy award winner, and he received critical acclaim for his role in Kiss of the Spider Woman. Sadly, Raul died of a cancer-related stroke in 1994, two months before the release of his final motion picture role as M. Bison in Street Fighter. Not only was this video game adaptation a cringe-inducing disappointment (c'mon, U.S. Army Colonel Guile played by the "muscles from Brussels"?), it's sad watching an alarmingly sickly and gaunt-looking Raul attempt to portray the towering and imposing Bison.