He-Man and the Masters of the Universe might not be the greatest toyline of all time [Ed.'s note: they are, actually] but you cannot deny they had the greatest variety of action features. Each new hero and villain had their own crazy gimmick that set them apart from all the other characters, ranging all the way from three rotating eyes to a massive suction cup mouth to a guy who could split in two, even though that didn't seem like that would be particularly useful in a fight. In Master of the Universe, toymaker Mattel created some of the most fun figures known to man (or He-Man, for that matter) and a toyline that was, in its day, even more popular than G.I. Joe and Transformers -- no small feat. Here are the 12 most awesome, innovative action features that made He-Man toys the masters of the 1980s playroom.
12) Ram-Man

The first wave of Masters of the Universe figures were just figures, such as He-Man, Skeletor and Man-at-Arms. In 1983, the second wave arrived, and no figure epitomized the action feature-heavy future of the toy line more than Ram-Man. Sure, his feature was pretty simple -- press his torso down, then hit a button to have him ram his enemies -- but it was so intrinsically awesome no one noticed what a shitty figure he was for years. Plus, his name was the source of much bemusement on the playgrounds of the '80s.
11) Roboto

While Skeletor was busy making He-Man robots that were blue, Man-at-Arms was busy creating Roboto -- a robot with swappable arm weapons (much like Trap-Jaw) but more importantly, with gears inside that actually moved when Roboto did! Sure, there were maybe four gears in him tops, but they were cunningly placed to make it him look incredibly detailed and technical. And it was the '80s, so we were pretty easily satisfied.
10) Man-E-Faces

Man-E-Faces' action feature might not have been as dramatic as spinning punches and the like, but it was certainly cool. With the twist of a knob, his face would change between a human, a green monsters and a robot, essentially giving kids three different toys with different personalities and powers (at least according to the back of the packaging and our fertile imaginations). Now that's value.
9) Mosquitor

This member of the Evil Horde had an action feature that was awesomely horrid and vivid. He had a giant, metal proboscis that allowed him to refuel by jabbing it into our unfortunate heroes. And you could watch in disgust and dark amusement as his chest filled up with the blood of his victims, thanks to pumping action activated by a button on his back! A vampiric robot that ran on blood was a pretty original, frightening concept even today.
8) Rio Blast

You can mock his Chuck Norris-esque mustache all you want, but the fact of the matter is Rio Blast was a badass. Well before Robocop, Rio Blast had turned his body into the ultimate weapon, and had guns implanted in both arms, both shins and his chest, and then had a another gun just in case. Sure, he looked kind of like BraveStarr, but none of Skeletor's henchmen ever carried firepower like this.
7) Stinkor

What made Stinkor so awesome was that his secret weapon was something less tangible, but more powerful than the biggest spring-powered battle axe. True to his name and nature as a skunk, Stinkor STUNK. It was so bad that he had to wear a mask since even he couldn't stank his own foul odor. Stinkor's magical scent was created by mixing patchouli oil into the plastic and, almost 25 years later, most Stinkor figures still retain their toxic aroma. Alas, the same isn't true of Stinkor's heroic counterpart Moss Man, whose fresh pine scent disappeared somewhere in the early '90s.
Comments
shane aka no aka said:
I owned the battlearmor he-man and it was awesome! The only place he-man would ever get hurt (in my imagined) battles was a punch to the chest! after a while it wouldn't click back into the 'fixed' position and was forever damaged
Posted 04/21/2009 at 05:24:54 AM
Strict said:
I'm so glad Webstor is on this list. I've been trying to remember that dude's name for YEARS! Got him in an Easter basket one year and he was so awesome I still remeber him 20 years later. That magic grapling hook was sweet!
Posted 04/21/2009 at 05:33:20 AM
Jambo said:
Wow, I owned half of these. Rio Blast wins it for me.
The best He-Man feature was you could rip their arms off, squish their mushy heads and pull their legs out of joint and they'd still be ok.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 05:42:17 AM
MasterOodFan said:
Amazing list! I had all the figures on this list except for Mosquitor, and this brings back some great memories-- mostly of what the toys looked like in their original state.
I'd be hard pressed to choose a favorite figure on this list, but I think I'd have to say Kobra Khan since I used to put grape juice in and pretend he would be spraying blood. Ah, those were the days!
Posted 04/21/2009 at 05:50:39 AM
NCYoda said:
These are all awesome! Sy-Klone was one of the best also. He was a blue guy with a gear on his side you could spin, that would make his torso spin really fast. His arms were built so they would stretch out, making him like a human tornado. Very cool figure!
Posted 04/21/2009 at 06:03:28 AM
Kevin Stecko said:
This is a fun list. I didn't realize how many figures came out after I grew out of He-Man. My favorite figure was Roboto because you could see the gears inside him.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 06:20:03 AM
False Moustache said:
Ah, Webstor. Remember when his chemistry set burned down his apartment and he moved into the house with the secret stairway in the grandfather clock?
Posted 04/21/2009 at 06:25:07 AM
Unnamed Assailant said:
I owned all of these except for Mosquitor and Horde Trooper. I also had Moss Man, not on the list but mentioned along with Stinkor. I had three of the castles, Greyskull, Skeletor's and the bad guy from She-Ra had a weird cave lair thingie. I even had the rip-cord motorcycle thing. And that guy with the O on this shirt that didn't do anything except spin around when you pulled his ripcord. One of my favorite things to do was hit Battle Armor Skeletor in the chest from a foot away with Ram Man's jump.
When I left for basic training my dad decided to throw away everything in my room. So all I have left of my childhood is Amazing Spiderman and X-men comics from the 80's and 90's. That bastard...
Posted 04/21/2009 at 06:32:05 AM
Thatcher said:
Great list overall, but where the hell is Modulok?!?! He's the Horde guy who came with like 20 pieces that you could put on him any way you wanted. Sure you could make a giant two-headed spider, or switch the arms and legs for a Sebulba type deal, but for some reason though, mine always ended up with his head on the back and his ass on his neck. Weird...
Posted 04/21/2009 at 06:53:32 AM
JOE said:
Something that always went unmentioned was the comic that came with Roboto that showed how Man At Arms installed a heart in Roboto to keep him from going beserk.
Sure enough, if looked closely between the gears in the figure, there was a heart in there.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 07:00:15 AM
chad said:
nice list . though mansquitor should be on a list of scary motu figures. and Stinkor his smell was overwhelming. and nice to see Webstor on the list. though never saw the horde troopers. and can not belive you forgot modulock for he was a whole army of figures in one.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 07:20:34 AM
Bill said:
I always thought the baddest ass of the original MOTU figures was Zodak. Think about it, everyone came armed with swords, battle axes and maces...what did Zodak come with? A gun!
That's right, he brought a gun to a knife fight. He's got major street cred in bad assery!
Posted 04/21/2009 at 07:32:36 AM
THE PR0F3550R said:
@Bill
That's a first. I hope you're being sarcastic as most MOTU fans loath Zodak/c.
Good list. You pretty much covered the coolest character features, but I agree that Sy-Clone should have made the list, but who would you kick off?
Posted 04/21/2009 at 07:40:26 AM
Asat said:
More loincloths and codpieces than it is healthy to assemble in one place.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 08:01:43 AM
Loafy said:
For Christmas one year Santa Mom brought my brother Battle Armor He-Man packaged with Battlecat and I got regular Skeletor with Panthor. Upon seeing my Skeletor did not have the Battle Armor feature, I cried.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 08:27:50 AM
Bill said:
@ THE PR0F3550R
I never had a problem with Zodak. I liked his helmet and the fact he came with a gun. Truth be told, as much as I liked the first couple waves of MOTU figures, I quickly abandoned it for G.I. Joe and Transformers.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 09:13:52 AM
ranchoth said:
So...where'd he get the heart for Roboto? Do they have an organ transplant network in Eternia, or did Man At Arms just get some roofies and a rib spreader?
I kid, of course! As many Eternian heroes—such as our man Rio, on the list—clearly prove, if you're badass enough, you don't need puny guts and entrails!
Posted 04/21/2009 at 09:20:59 AM
Teeks said:
I don't really care for Masters of the Universe, but I feel obligated to point on that on the new YouTube "Shows" feature, you can watch full episodes of both He-Man and She-Ra.
Just putting that out there.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 10:26:03 AM
Yakub Shabazz said:
Did anyone else use to fill Kobra Khan with urine and use him on siblings and random girls on the playground? Good times, good times.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 11:10:52 AM
Ho-Man said:
Let me throw out a couple:
Mek-a-Nek: He had a periscoping head, but only when you turned him in a certain direction.
Trap-Jaw was my favorite bad guy. He had multiple arms and the jaw would snap shut.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 11:31:32 AM
astrokender said:
I never had any He-Man action figures myself (My mom buying me She-ra and My Little Ponies that I had to "battle damage" on my own by cutting off various cute parts) but my cousin had them and reading this list just reminds me how awesome they were. The battle-damage ones were like a child's joy. I remember Hot Wheels and their own version with the fenders and sides all busted up. Man, destruction was sweet.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 12:37:36 PM
Teekaa said:
I have a fondness for Spikor. He came with a unique weapon, a big ol' spiked club -- a badass mace -- and he was covered in spikes. His left arm would swing out to extend the big triton on his left, delivering a crushing chop. Good times!
Posted 04/21/2009 at 01:37:08 PM
Tanath said:
9/12 for me. still have a few of them too. what about cyclone or leech? two of my favorites. or any of the other snake men? they were all awesome. or those guys that folded up into boulders? i had two of them. or moss man?
Posted 04/21/2009 at 01:38:48 PM
Stephen said:
Another kid here who abandoned He-Man the millisecond the Joe / TF combo came along. Even then... I don't remember much overlap. He-Man kind of came and went for me before Hasbro hit it big; that could be because GI Joe wasn't really popular in my school until Pyramid of Darkness hit TV.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 02:11:30 PM
Kevin said:
It is weird. I had a nice selection of He-Man figures when I was little, even had Castle Grayskull. But I totally left them in the dust once Transformers came out. I love MOTU now, but my younger self became totally entranced by those robots from Cybertron and He-Man kind of ceases to exist.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 03:08:27 PM
KaneRobot said:
I figured this list would be bullshit like most 80's nostalgia "countdowns," but the fact you put Mosquitor in there shows you are definitely familiar with the material. Should have been ranked higher though!
That said - Thunder Punch He-Man sucked, as did the Horde Trooper, which fell apart constantly whether or not the button was pushed or not.
Not having King Hiss on the list is a mistake. The dude's f'ing skin fell off! Come on!
Posted 04/21/2009 at 03:30:07 PM
lukeg37 said:
thank you so much for your coverage of heman these passed few weeks. Its really awesome that your giving this most awesome toyline credit. I'm a huge heman fan but its like a secret shame, mention it to anyone and their like "Oh I remember heman, wasn't he gay or something... hehe power of greyskull.....GAY"!
Good list too, hard choices but good picks. Here are some honorable mentions. Rotor and Twistoid, the were robot like "energy zoids" that would twist along the ground like the worlds best dradle's.
Buzz Saw Hordak. Carbon copy of the first Hordak minus the awesome buzz saw that would explode out of his freggin. chest! This was like before they did toy testting and dam did that thing go flying! I umm actually killed my pet hamtser with it.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 04:02:14 PM
Rattrap007 said:
I would have put Stinkor much higher. The fact that it smells is awesome!
Posted 04/21/2009 at 05:23:48 PM
pumpkinguts said:
1 word FISTO, ok one more word ASS nuff said
Posted 04/21/2009 at 07:13:27 PM
lemmalips said:
Thank you! I cannot believe it took 35 comments for someone to say Fisto. Holy shit, man. I thought I'd landed in Crazyville.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 07:53:18 PM
Glashan said:
As a kid one of my favourites was a hulking suit of armour that could extend its neck, torso, legs and arms and came with an unfolding shield. But I have no idea what he was called.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 09:24:20 PM
Dave said:
What about Leechor the Evil Master of Power Suction? I mean the guy found his niche and ran with. As far as I'm concerned being a master of anything is impressive much less the evil master of something and none the less some as mundane as power suction. He should make the list for having suction cup lips at least.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 10:42:09 PM
Scott said:
I remember buying Stinkor. I opened the package in the car and by the time I got home I was really sick and puked. Then I threw him away.
Just thinking about it gives me the sweats
Posted 04/21/2009 at 10:48:41 PM
Diddy_Mao said:
If you're looking for staying power in your stinky figures it doesn't get any better than Gizzlor.
Get that hairy sum'bitch wet just once and he'll smell like a wet dog for the next 20+ years...trust me
I have to admit Rattlor was probably my favorite figure in the He-Man line though, he actually rattled when you shook him and he had a little button on his back that made his head/neck shoot out with surprising force.
A close second was Snoutspout. Okay so he had a retarded backstory, but he was a robotic mammoth man who could shoot water, and that was a pretty kick ass concept as a kid.
Posted 04/21/2009 at 11:41:34 PM
gunceasar said:
what no orko? i think he deserves to be up there more than stinkor.
Posted 04/22/2009 at 12:06:19 AM
Daniel Himself said:
Ahh what a list and what a trip down memory lane. I too owned most of these and like mentioned previously, Rio blast was by far the greatest not just in accessories but just how damn awesome that backpack gun rack of his looked both when in use or not.
Now if a top 10 list gets made about the even more spectacular vehicles from He-Man, I put my money on 1st place being Attack Trak (Loved that it was battery operated and that awesome noise the traks made when in motion) followed by Land Shark for second!!
Posted 04/22/2009 at 12:43:07 AM
rabbit troop said:
i always liked the way stinkor smelled. it reminded me of burned fireworks.
Posted 04/22/2009 at 02:35:03 AM
rabbit troop said:
i always liked the way stinkor smelled, it reminded me of burnt fireworks. you can call me a liar, but i swear i can pick up that smell at flea markets and find an old stiknor figure laying out!
Posted 04/22/2009 at 02:38:38 AM
LBD "Nytetrayn" said:
Battle Armor He-man and Skeletor were my first versions of the characters; I'd love to get the Staction figure of the 2K3 He-man in that armor.
Still, with mine, it seemed more likely that hitting the chestpiece would result in a full flip to double-damage, rarely ever stopping in between.
Posted 04/22/2009 at 11:50:50 AM
mad hiddy said:
WHAT ABOUT HORDAK!? how could you do a list like this and not put Hordak, or the purple lizard that's tongue came out? You bastard, how do you sleep at night? hah
Posted 04/22/2009 at 03:50:21 PM
cam said:
wow. that was a blast from the past. thanks.
the only ones i hadn't heard of, or stolen from my friends, was dragstor and the mosquito guy. i think at some point the toy line lost its creativity. the toys stopped jiving with the whole He-Man universe.
wow. Man-E-Faces...that's great.
Posted 04/22/2009 at 07:07:34 PM
Rob McMonigal said:
I owned entirely too many of those until my mom got in with fundies and suddenly He-Man was a tool of satan.
Heh.
Posted 04/23/2009 at 10:07:59 PM
Lily412 said:
Holy shit, I still have my Battle Armor He-Man! I used to love him. Only I would make him suffer damage from his domestic disputes with She-Ra.
And I wanted a damn BattleCat but never got one...
Posted 04/25/2009 at 05:57:20 AM
gt joe said:
couple of best figures
definitely --- blast attack-- best originality and fun
---also snake face
Posted 06/05/2009 at 01:14:22 AM
Keith said:
I own 14 of these, and the action figures are in really good condition (4 from the list). If anyone is interested, please post back. Yes, Fisto is complete ... Includes the following action figures:
He-Man, Skeletor, Faker, Man-at-Arms, Stratos, Beast Man, Stinkor, Ram-Man, Man-E-Faces, Leech, Fisto, Spikor, Trap Jaw, and Mantenna
Posted 07/14/2009 at 08:39:29 AM
Michael said:
My favorite is The Evil Energy-Draining Insectoid Mosquitor I never did get to buy him but I remembered his Masters of the Universe Action Card he is draining the Energy of the Evil Creature with the Quick Strike Head Rattlor.
Posted 11/18/2009 at 12:37:45 AM






