
I am delighted to the core of my being to introduce you to Shatnerquake, a novel by Jeff Burk. Ignore the imperfect Shatner art on the cover, and please read this plot summary:
It's the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.FUCK AND YES. I can't even describe how awesome I think the triple-Shatner tagline is. You can order the book here for $10.
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jareedo said:
I just ordered a copy. Because that's the most amazing thing to happen to the world since, well, William Shatner.
Posted 04/29/2009 at 12:37:39 PM
Zach T. said:
That sounds like it could be beyond awesome, or absolute shit.
I'm hoping for the former, but will try to keep my expectations low in case it turns out to be the latter.
Posted 04/29/2009 at 12:38:13 PM
Mr Wesley said:
Shouldn't you be using this for FFF, since it will obviously have a tender love-making scene between the Shat and Chris Pine, both in their Starfleet uniforms?
Posted 04/29/2009 at 12:42:02 PM
Mount_Prion said:
Honestly, I think they're trying to tap into the Pride & Prejudice & Zombies market. Unless this is superbly written, I think it's going to be crap.
That being said, if we're going to take a Sci Fi icon and make the "real life" version of said icon into a novel's protagonist, let's use Philip K. Dick. Like this:
http://io9.com/5217907/the-third-fictional-coming-of-philip-k-dick
Posted 04/29/2009 at 12:47:04 PM
Toxic said:
Imperfect cover art? You are... kind. The only similarities between that guy and William Shatner is that they are both old, white, and male. Beyond that they really couldn't be more different. If the name Shatner wasn't on the cover 4 times, I would never have thought to connect the two.
Posted 04/29/2009 at 12:47:57 PM
Gasstank said:
OH if only he fought zombies. Someday my dream will come true. The magical dream of "Zombishat" the novel.
Hopefully that's as far as they take it because a Zombishat porno sounds like a nightmare.
Posted 04/29/2009 at 12:59:03 PM
Toxic said:
Well Gass, obviously this guy and the Zombie Jane Austen dude need to collaborate.
Posted 04/29/2009 at 01:02:12 PM
Mount_Prion said:
Also, are the title and plot supposed to be plays on Vonnegut's Time Quake? If so, WTF?
Posted 04/29/2009 at 01:02:28 PM
BorgQueen said:
"all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world"
Is this even possible? It would be like "The Alternative Factor" where the two versions of Lazarus, or in this case, the Great and Powerful Shat meet and the universe shudders out of existence for a second. I wonder if that is part of the story. The universe would explode from awesomeness.
Posted 04/29/2009 at 01:17:14 PM
Kay said:
I have had a extraordinarily terrible day and the triple "William Shatner" byline was enough to improve it 300%. Danke.
Posted 04/29/2009 at 02:12:20 PM
Snoodle said:
Does that mean Denny Crane as well? Even if it doesn't, dear god I must own this, now.
Posted 04/29/2009 at 02:54:24 PM
AJ said:
Torn between being horrified and having to own this now.
Posted 04/29/2009 at 03:21:44 PM
Winzerous said:
Looks who's in it... beyond freakin aweosome!
Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and – of course – William Shatner!
Posted 04/29/2009 at 04:43:50 PM
varrior said:
I'm sorry, but if Captain Kirk and Denny Crane exist in the same universe, this might seriously rape my brain.
I'm buying this book NOW
Posted 04/29/2009 at 05:35:22 PM
RazorGirl said:
This sounds awesome! I bought my copy at Amazon.com
Posted 04/29/2009 at 05:38:28 PM
NeverPlayedWOW said:
I'm kind of expecting this book to be terrible but if there are a number of favorable reviews I may buy it, even if everyone hates it I'll still probably get it out of curiosity.
For some reason if this book becomes a big hit I wouldn't be surprised if they did a film adaption.
Posted 04/29/2009 at 06:32:17 PM
Bill said:
The two Shatners left standing at the end of it all? Captain Kirk and Shatner from "Kingdom of the Spiders". I'm calling it now.
Posted 04/29/2009 at 07:28:59 PM
Jeff Burk said:
Hi, everyone! I'm the author, Jeff Burk. Thanks so much for the interest in the book!
If you want to get a copy of Shatnerquake
Amazon also has it here
Posted 04/29/2009 at 11:31:42 PM
ZeroCorpse said:
I think Denny Crane would HATE James T. Kirk.
That's just my opinion.
Posted 04/30/2009 at 07:30:42 AM
ryan said:
I just checked out Jeff's website. It has a reading from the book . . . . and it's really funny! I had no idea that the "bizarro fiction" genre even existed. Check out the Machoponi book on the bizzaro fiction website. I'm tempted to order that one too!
Posted 04/30/2009 at 08:57:03 AM
SchneidRemarks said:
"Shatner" doesn't even look like a real word by this point in the comments. I'm looking at it going, "No. That's not his name. 'Shatner' isn't really a name.
Posted 04/30/2009 at 09:59:25 AM
Avantpunkarmy said:
Check out the other books at bizarrocentral.com. They have The Faggiest Vampire, The Haunted Vagina, and Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere. Great stuff.
Posted 04/30/2009 at 04:02:18 PM
dick said:
I'm sure he forgot Shanter's character in Columbo. He played an actor who committed murder.
The Columbo-Shatner was gloriously wicked.
Posted 04/30/2009 at 10:59:30 PM
Tuxedo Slack said:
...did the author forget to include Jake Cardigan from the TekWar teleseries, or did the blurb just miss him out?
Posted 05/01/2009 at 07:14:59 AM
Gabriel said:
ALL the characters?
Don't forget the overacting possum from Over The Hedge.
Also, Evil Kirk from "Mirror Mirror".
Posted 05/01/2009 at 08:09:01 AM
Steve Jeffers said:
They should so get Chris Pine for the movie version.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 08:41:10 AM
Church said:
Hoserlu on youtube (and hoserlu.com) has a couple Mego-based Trek shorts up, and one of them has Kirk being defended by Crane.
It's a two-parter, beginning is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DbKJ-eh6z0
Posted 05/01/2009 at 09:51:29 AM
T.U.M. said:
Any Star Trek action figure enthusiast will tell you that Shatner's face is a very difficult one to accurately render in art. None of the Kirk figures ever produced really look like Shatner, while many of the other characters resemble the actors.
Posted 05/01/2009 at 02:47:33 PM
Cynthianna said:
Shatner! The man is a genius! Who else could have made a living essentially playing... himself. And what a great sense of humor he has, too. ;)
For anyone who enjoys fiction about SF fandom, check out "Loving Who" from Mojocastle Press, now available in paperback at Amazon.com as well.
Posted 05/02/2009 at 03:44:13 PM
Combaticus said:
Just started the book. It's about 74 pages of actual print and it's not very well written (nor is it at all funny). I give Burk props for getting his stuff out there, but the concept is 100 times better than the execution.
Posted 05/10/2009 at 11:26:43 PM
Joe said:
My wife just got us 2 copies, and it was glorious... and from the "colorful" list at the end of the book, we'll have new reading for quite some time (for a teaser, see Avantpunkarmy's post above)
Posted 07/09/2009 at 12:18:59 PM






