William Shatner? William Shatner. William Shatner!

I am delighted to the core of my being to introduce you to Shatnerquake, a novel by Jeff Burk. Ignore the imperfect Shatner art on the cover, and please read this plot summary:

It’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor!  But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world.  Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

FUCK AND YES. I can’t even describe how awesome I think the triple-Shatner tagline is. You can order the book here for $10.