TR Contest Special Event: FFF Libs

Man, have I been looking forward to this. Along with the fabulous Geek Girl Diva of Entertainment Earth fame, we cooked up with I hope will traumatize you even as you scramble to win a free Topless Robot t-shirt.Do you remember Mad Libs? I’m guessing most of you do, but in case I have a few young’uns who don’t know the concept, basically Mad Libs where this super cheap way to entertain yourself in school breaks and car trip before Game Boys. They would ask you to pick various words and phrases — say a noun, a verb, a U.S. president, a cliche, etc. –and once you’d picked them all, you’d turn the page, plug them into a pre-written story, and laugh at the generally goofy results.

So that what I’m asking for today. Except it’s an Erotic Fan Fiction version of Mad Libs, because I’m a horrible bastard.

Oh, indeed. I’m giving you a list of 10 words and phrases to pick. Your entries should only be those words and phrases, numbered in the same way — and obviously, you have to do all of them, or the story doesn’t work. On Monday, both I and Geek Girl Diva will pick our favorites of the bunch, and then show you the horrible porn story written by me, Geek Girl Diva, and yourself. And then you all will likely cry, even the shirt winners. Got it? I hope so. Here are the necessary words and phrases to fill out:

1) FICTIONAL MALE CHARACTER 1
2) FICTIONAL MALE CHARACTER 2
3) OBJECT
4) NICKNAME
5) DIFFERENT OBJECT
6) ADJECTIVE
7) ANIMAL
8) SHAMEFUL ADMISSION
9) LIQUID
10) BELOVED CARTOON CHARACTER

Remember, keep the words/phrases in the same order, and keep them numbered. Also, the contest ends at 3am EST, Monday the 11th. And if you feel a gnawing pit of shame while you’re writing these, that’s natural. And, as you’ll see on Monday, highly appropriate.