Fan Fiction Friday: Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood in ‘Irreconcilable Differences’
Wow. Okay, first I have to apologize to all you American Idol perverts out there looking for detailed description of the two Idols playing with multiply pronged dildos, because this story doesn’t have them. Instead, it’s a reasonably tender story of love awakening between the the two singers, as they move from competitive envy to become best friends and something more, while dealing with family members, dead dogs, and the media. There’s no scissoring, just soft kisses and cuddling.
Carrie took out the necklace, attempting to put it on herself.
“Need help?” Kelly laughed, walking behind her.
“Thanks,” Carrie replied, holding her hair out of the way. She fingered the necklace carefully. It was a small white gold treble clef with a cross running vertically through it. The pendant was encrusted with diamonds, and it fell against her chest, sparkling beautifully.
“Seriously,” she shook her head. “I can’t accept this.”
“You don’t like it?” Kelly asked, worriedly.
“God no, Kell,” Carrie said quickly. “It’s beautiful, and it’s perfect. It’s just…my gift is no where near this good.”
“I thought we agreed,” Kelly smiled.
“Yea, but I knew you wouldn’t be able to not get me something. Honestly, you can be too sweet for your own good sometimes.”
“So, you’ll take the gift?” Kelly asked, hopefully.
Carrie sighed. She couldn’t say no to that face; besides, the necklace was gorgeous. “Of course, I’ll take it.”
Kelly glowed with happiness.
Or so I’m guessing, because I only read the first ten chapters of the 22 chapter epic romance, which I estimate totals a minimum of 25,000 words. Devoted to Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. Falling in love. You can read it here. And don’t worry, gentle readers, as I promise to find some terrifying account of Jack Sparrow trimming Will Turner’s mainmast next week.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.