By Rob Bricken in
Miscellaneous
Wednesday, Jun. 24 2009 @ 4:11PM
Okay, not exactly. But she did apologize for shattering his huge, dorky heart into a million pieces when she accidentally passed him and his iconic yellow rose by in her hurry to get somewhere or other. The Fox tells US Magazine...
After seeing the photos of the boy's sad face, Fox [says], "I feel so sad for him. That's so terrible. That kills me."She insists she didn't realize it was a child handing her the flower.
"There were, like, 80 million people everywhere. It's dark, all I see are flashes," she says. "Everyone's yelling different things ... and I didn't know that was happening."
The star is promising to make things right with the boy.
"If you know his name, I will send him a personal apology," she says. "I'm horrified. I would never do that."
"I'm sorry, sweet boy," she goes on. "I would never do that to you, and I would gladly accept your rose if I see you again."
Dude! She called you "sweet boy"! Go ahead and break into her house, and wait inside her closet with another yellow rose -- and maybe a knife too, just in case. She wants you so bad! That salmon-colored t-shirt will be crumbled on the floor before you know it. Hell, you might as well even get nude while you're in the closet -- it'll save time later!
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Stephen said:
I'm expecting - nay DEMANDING - that this somehow tie into this weekend's contest.
morriskode said:
exactly right steven i propose the contest be writing something for next week's fan fiction friday.
hello, gencom the genie computer!
manobon said:
Haha, YES. The funny thing is that GENCOM was one of the, if not The, tamest FFFs.
And this is so great- I really hope a crazy(-ier) story comes of this. "The power of the internet!"
Halfazedninja said:
At least something memorable is coming out of Bayformers. I swear he's going to road trip to Megan's house
GreyFox00 said:
I wonder if rob trying to say it him with the rose?
guy.enigmatico said:
I was SO sure this was going to be some sort of fan fiction...
Only the rose boy can know my dissappointment
lou-bert vs. q-bert said:
Oh my God, she's just opened the door for millions of horny pre-pubescent children everywhere. She's REALLY gonna need that Secret Servic-ish security now.
Dullard said:
I can't wait till we find out that the kid is really a 38yo with a gland problem.
I love you internets!
BorgQueen said:
Awww, well give homegirl credit for apologizing. I can kind of understand with all the lights in your face everything how you could not see him. That was sweet.
Now who's taking bets on when he will have his own reality show?
Do not taunt Happy Fun King Psyz© said:
Hey Salmon Shirted Yellow Rose Kid.... Megan Fox is what you'd call single now... She totally wants you, not that you'd make it to your drawers before you came.
You're young, you should be able to go again pretty soon after that...
I smell a Breckin Meyer/Justin Long/Andy Milonokis road trip movie!
Stephen said:
"I can kind of understand with all the lights in your face everything how you could not see him. "
Not to mention "accepting random gifts from fans" is pretty much an invitation for some legitimately crazy stalker to hand you something that's dangerous.
Bill said:
$10.00 says that that kid is a frequenter of this site. C'mon...who is it? Be honest.
puddy77 said:
Did you see that Kodak wants to find the boy so she can accept his rose?
http://sev.prnewswire.com/retail/20090623/NY3733123062009-1.html
pumpkinguts said:
Its going to be great when he finds her and goes to hand her the rose and 20 diesel black guys jump on him and break his arms.
Brion said:
Fuck ya dood! You did it! Now replace the rose with your cock!
Xanthippas said:
Go ahead and break into her house, and wait inside her closet with another yellow rose -- and maybe a knife too, just in case.
Ha!
Bibi said:
Kodak is offering $5000 to connect the "Yellow Rose Boy" with Megan Fox. Actually Press Release http://phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?c=115911&p=irol-newsArticle_Print&ID=1301704&highlight=
unlucky13 said:
@TR - You know he is going to do something like that. He does seem like a knife kind of guy. He probably has pictures of here glued up all over his house surrounding some wierd temple to Megan Fox.
As for Megan Fox, it wasn't her fault in the first place. How many people would or should take crap randomly stuck in their face from strangers? Isn't that like the most important lesson from elementary school, you know "Stranger Danger"
Jason Allen said:
Someone should hand her a dildo at her next public appearance.
BadNflu3nce said:
for a minute there I thought that FFF had come early. Alas, we will have to wait another day. However, that would be pretty awesome if someone unearthed a Yellow Rose Kid/Megan fox sex fanfic (you know they are being written as we speak) and posted it here.
Baronmech said:
Hay Megan I got your rose right here!!
I hate the media for jumping on any little thing they can for a story. You know that it was all of about 1/2 second, pink shirt reaching in, Megan running by w/ body guards and agent, lights flashing. And it was over.
As he walks away, the rose falls, (360 slow motion camera spin, zooming while looking down at falling rose) and thunderusly bounces when it hits the ground in dramatic fasion.
Hay BAY!!! I got your next transformers.
