The weird thing is, I can't tell if that is a guy or a girl trying to hand off that rose. I guess it doesn't matter these days.

All I know is that it looks like loverboy(girl) is about to get a face full of elbow if they don't back off.

she's creepily skinny.

Hahaha can't blame the dude though!

@poptart13

Did you see the corset they had her in for Jonah Hex. It happens. Give her some time she will be back to normal size.

While this is indeed a classic picture, I'm distracted by how revoltingly skinny Megan Fox looks. How does she have the strength to stand upright with those huge tits and no muscle tone?

The frustration in his face is priceless. "Megan, wait! Please! I just wanted to... to... humpf... sniff..."

I can't stare at that picture and not laugh at him and feel sorry for him and despise him all at the same time. That's pulitzer material right there.

You've got it all wrong. She gave the rose to him, and he's stumped as to how to respond. 'Tis the curse of a geek-loving hottie - we never know what to say next.

Megan Fox is creepy o_o

Good on you for helping show that Megan Fox is a cruel bitch with nothing but contempt for her fans. But could you also report on some of the mind-blowingly stupid things she's said in interviews?

Like how all actors are basically prostitutes or how super it is that all the women are prostitutes in the new Jonah Hex movie. Or how she insulted Wonder Woman and said she doesn't want to play her, while making it clear that she knew absolutely nothing about the character.

Good on you for helping show that Megan Fox is a cruel bitch with nothing but contempt for her fans. But could you also report on some of the mind-blowingly stupid things she's said in interviews?

Like how super it is that all the women are prostitutes in the new Jonah Hex movie. Or how she insulted Wonder Woman and said she doesn't want to play her, while making it clear that she knew absolutely nothing about the character.

Check out the feathered-back hair on that dude! It's like something out of "Meatballs" or something. Long live the 80's!!!!

wow........

Creepy? Have you seen the red dress?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/14/megan-foxs-open-thigh-sna_n_215386.html

Now I want a boob job.

Notice the orb just behind Megan to the left (behind her head)

@ZADL

It always amazes me how unsexy feet are. Large pic, so scrolling down with the keyboard. Sexy, scroll, sexy, scroll, sexy, scroll, ahhhhhh monster feet!

You can practically hear her.

"OMG! GET ME AWAY FROM ALL THESE FREAKS! GOD!"

It's funny, I didn't notice the (guy? girl?) person with the flower until I the text. My eyes kept going from tits, to face, wondering what's got her ticked off, then to the hand, wondering who's hand it is.

Man, just when I thought she couldn't look like any more of a hateful bitch after the comments on how Wonder Woman is lame or how super it is that all the women in the Jonah Hex movies are prostitutes.

Shes skinny as hell but shes still hot as hell, something tells me Megan is gonna have a new restraining order

The girl over her shoulder is clearly thinking "I hate you Megan Fox. My boyfriend is trying to give you a rose, and I bet he won't shut up about it for weeks."

emerson999,

I know what you mean. But feet are the hardest working part of the body, so they kinda get a pass.

That guy stole my idea! Step 1) Get close to Megan Fox Step 2) Shove a long stem rose in her face Step 3) Have her fall in love with and marry me Step 4) Have her introduce me to the Autobots.

@ Bort

"What's it like working with Optimus Prime? Does he respect you as an actress? I hear Bumblebee's really a jerk."

Megan Fox can't lead an easy life, not only is she a dumb, untalented bitch who nobody will care about once she starts losing her looks who has to work with two of the biggest douches in Hollywood (Beef & Bay), she's also assaulted by geeks with roses. The horror!

When will the tragedies befalling Megan Fox end?

This is strangely analogous to the Tienanmen Square man-vs-tanks photo.

And here's my big-but-pointless question for the day:

Why would anybody offer a rose to The Uncanny Valley Girl? A RealDoll would cost less and have more life in her eyes (and possibly more brains).

Eff, someone's grumpy they didn't get their apple juice! Poor guy, he's trying to be bold and romantic but Megan Fox is just being a bitch to him. And what's with that tatoo? Holy hell, that's weird! I kind of feel bad for the guys taste in women. And did you see her hands in Transformers? They looked so nasty...

I think you've all got it wrong.

Clearly the rose contains Joker venom gas and the wee laddie is merely trying to put a smile on her big meanie face.

Poor kid... does she not realize nerds like this are the reason she is famous? Cause it sure ain't her acting. I am going to sit back and await his blog, meganfoxisawhorebitch.com

This is even better than the picture of Hayden Panettiere with the hand sanitizer.

You know, you really have to respect the kid. It's gotta take balls to actually approach something as terrifying looking as Megan Fox in that picture. I mean, is it just the angle, or is her waist actually smaller than her head!? Fuck.

@amarygma
More than a handful is a waist, and big fake tits are still fake. Save your money.

The first thing I noticed was Megan's face. I thought that was the most hilarious thing ever. Then I saw the rose. Then I saw the kid's pleading face. Then I looked at Megan's face again, and chortled. Then I saw her boobs. Then I saw her tattoo of what I think is Marilyn Monroe. Then I looked at her boobs some more. Then I saw how freakishly skinny she was. Then I read the comments, then I wrote this one, and then I realized oh shit I have an hour until my Bio final.
This is a beautiful picture.

Also, this picture is far better.
http://www.img13.imageshack.us/img13/5986/meganfoxrose1.jpg

DAMMIT. Just look at this article.
http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/latest-gossip/106187-megan-fox-rejects-kid.html

I stand by what I said... she's truly effin creepy.

Though maybe if she smoked less dope she'd come out of the fog long enough to realize that if she parades herself around in stripper clothes, people are going to treat her like a stripper....

I can't stare at that picture and not laugh at him and feel sorry for him and despise him all at the same time. That's pulitzer material right there.

This is the reaction that pictures of nerds often provokes.

The best part is that there's some old lady in the background and you can just tell she's cackling and thinking "you poor bastard." Or she's actually hexing her into being a bitch to spoil the boy's chances... that he never had. Sad day, doofus.

Anybody got a bigger picture? Want to resize this thing and frame it on my wall with a huge "OWNED" running across it.

http://6.media.tumblr.com/b9vfl4b63ot4m2lqwWKlXaBzo1_500.jpg

http://14.media.tumblr.com/b9vfl4b63otjofj7kZXJrGDWo1_500.jpg

I actually think she's really attractive, but yellow is the rose of friendship, he was doomed from the start.

@JPyke

You have made my entire week, good sir. Thank you!

@ JPyke - brilliant.

You all have it wrong. Check out the look on her face-- she doesn't want to go forward. She is being torn from her love. She wants to stop to meet the man of her dreams, how tragic.

I've never seen a pair of breasts do that outside of a 90's era X-Men comic.

JPyke, who do we make the check out to?

If you could just send along an invoice, that'd be great.

Brilliance.

Here we go...
http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/caylorb/?action=view¤t=REJECTED.jpg

I can only hope there will be more to find....

Adrian> Same here, I didn't notice the rose until I began reading the comments. I thought it was all about the guy dragging her off, with her looking like "where are you taking me?!"

This picture is so beautiful it made me cry.

@JPyke- priceless

Man. . .you know that if she even thinks of taking that rose, the next words she'll hear after waking up will be ". . .it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

All right, the first thing I did notice were the ginormous tits. Then I just thought that this was an especially hot picture of her. {and all of you who say otherwise are insane, that is really hot candid picture of her. Megan Fox is insanely hot and I'd wish I could do her even if I had Clay Aiken's taste in women.}

But then I saw that poor girl/guy handing her a flower in such a pleading manner. And then I saw those evil Secret Service guys groping her, she's got more fucking security than Obama.

Megan does look like she's being kinapped, though. Maybe that dude/dudette could have saved her if he/she had any muscle tone.

This is the new champion of hilarious discomfort.

The most notable thing is actually the rose. I honestly can't say I've ever seen a more gorgeous, full, enormous rose in my life, even in photos or television.

This guy must have taken forever tormenting himself on exactly which one to pick at the crazy-ass huge flower shop.

"Hmm...red means passion. Too stalkerish. Pink... nah....Ooh! Yellow! Bumblebee is yellow! Meg loves Bumblebee! This can't fail!"

Amazing comments all around, guys. "sniff" Ha! Perfect.

Poor nerd...

She also looks to be cursing out whoever has her by the hand there.
A valiant effort kid, I applaud you're resilience.

Megan is just upset that the kid wanted to give the rose to the disembodied Marilyn Monroe head on her arm instead of her.

Hahahahaha good lord.

Where's this kid from? Did he some how miss the 80's where looking like that was somewhat acceptable? Gray shorts, check. Pink shirt with palm trees, water, and (probably) dolphins, check, and finally awesome shaggy 80's hair, check.

Poor, goofy, bastard.

He should have giving her the whore colored roses, obviously she'd be attracted to those!

Win.

@Stuntdouble - Thinking that the dude is really a chick ups the creepiness level of the whole thing. Kinda like when ppl found out the Britney fan chick was a dude.

Anybody notice the old lady smiling in the background like she saying, "YOU GOT PWNED, NERD!"

Comparing those red dress photos to the one above, all I can ask is if Fox got implants within the last few days, because they sure didn't look that big on June 14.

What Megan Fox fails to realize is that only he has the antidote...

That nerd looks like a young Seth Rogen.

Looking at this picture again. A thought occured to me. Why do actors keep getting tattoos? Or at least Tattoos like that? Every movie she does now, the makeup department's going to have to cover that silly thing up.

Reminds me of the tattoos Pamela Anderson had while she was still filming Baywatch. How would you like to be the makeup department on that?

Nice booooooooobies

JOE,

Been wondering that myself for quite a while.

I actually think she's really attractive, but yellow is the rose of friendship, he was doomed from the start.

Well, you don't want to be too forward.

The padding shows through here - http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/86418/original.jpg

...Man, those goddamn Hare Krishna's will force a flower on *anyone*!

FYI, all of Megan Fox's NUDE pictures can be found at this website...
==> Megan Fox's NUDE GLORY **

Topless Robot, she cant do anything. She is so dumb they lead her around. Shes hot,but if someone wasent holding her hand she would be lost.

she's not skinny. her boobs are just huge.

She's hot, although a bit too skinny. I really hope she doesn't go the way of Britney Spears, Tara Reid, and the rest of the druggie alcoholic skanks.

ITT fat people.

@JOE
Who cares? Oh yeah, fat nerds. She's a big girl. She can do what she wants. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

Megan Fox actually talked about the photograph!!!!

Dang I love how she looks in Transformer 2

I think I am having a crush on her :o

Megan Fox Naked Pics

I love her movie and herself.

I wish I can meet her one day.

I'VE SEEN MEGAN FOX'S BOOBS!!

I love how everyone is saying how she is too skinny when they themselves are probably obese

wow it took me like 10 minutes to realize that there was a kid in the pic... too distracting

See the orb to the left of her head. That's a sign of paranormal activity. Looks like there might be a ghost stalking her.

If you look closely you can see her nipple =D

lol at ppl trash talking her. It's dark as hell, and as she said, she was surrounded by tons of people and flashing lights, being led by security. She didnt even see the kid, like you would either, and has apologized to him.

You people are disgusting. Creepily skinny? Wow, you're CLEARLY overweight if you find that TOO skinny. She looks great. I've seen much thinner. Don't hate on someone you don't even know.

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