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chad said:
according to the vid Zack seems to trip when his dog moves to fast that is why he is raging about the sunglasses though wtf is with the two dressed as meat. only zack knows
Posted 06/24/2009 at 12:13:32 PM
Flytrap said:
It's obvious--those are the new Heroes. Steakman has the power to attract carnivores (although some A-1 would probably help) and the other guy is his nemesis, The Butcherman. Probably a promo for the Fall series.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 12:13:41 PM
Mr Wesley said:
I don't know what the big deal is? Quinto's just minding his own business, walking his dog in LA with his two pals, the mascots for Carnivoreville ("Bring it on down to Carnivoreville!") and Utensil City, and he's being hassled by a camera crew from Extra or The Smoking Gun.
And the glasses? He panicked because they prevent his eyebeams from destroying Burbank.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 12:18:56 PM
ExecutorElassus said:
Zach Quinto is performance art personified.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 12:20:48 PM
Doctor Death said:
This is a preview of the new season of HEROES.
After shedding the BS ending of the last season like a butterfly escaping its cocoon.. Sylar realizes that he is indeed SYLAR, he then assimilates Peter, gaining his crybaby attitude, faggy demeanor and his very expensive sunglasses. Then Sylar and Mama Patrelli engage in a furious limp-wristed slap-fight that ends up demolishing an entire suburban mini-mall community... including the local butcher-shop, where mama patrelli gives her life to save a Butcher who has the ability to see and talk to the ghosts of meat past. In a bizarre twist, the cat lady shows up for revenge, whirling cats like a dirty minigun of fur and claws. Sylar kills the cat lady by transforming into a bulldog and having sex with Mr. Muggles in front of the cat lady... sending her so far into insanity, that she decides to become a politician, and heads of for washington D. C.
The confused Magic butcher believes that Sylar saved his life on purpose and pledges his life to Sylar.
Sylar is too tired, stricken with furballs and in love with Mr. Muggles to care.
Sylar and Mr. Muggles move in together.
The mystical meat-ghost associated butcher tags along for comic relief and moral support.
So begins Season four of HEROES: Bussom Buddies.
Either that or Zachary Quinto is Nuclear Gay.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 12:30:04 PM
Spock-Strap said:
I like how the steak is trying to explain the whole thing at the end.
Like this whole day was ordinary until the camera man came along.
If your PR guy is a piece of meat, you might need to stay off the streets.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 12:34:18 PM
Spunky Cheese said:
Isn't it obvious? they say Cut it for something new probably some new really crappy Star trek crap. My question is why didn't the dog attack the steak? A meal fit for a REX!
Posted 06/24/2009 at 12:52:18 PM
cummins said:
Between this video and Sal's random Empire Records reference above, my brain has officially exploded. Thanks Topless Robot!
Posted 06/24/2009 at 01:04:50 PM
THE PR0F3550R said:
@Doctor Death
LOL! Thanks for the laughs. And yes he probably is "Nuclear Gay", but then again so is most of Hollywood.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 01:18:11 PM
JeremyA said:
This still makes more sense than the new Star Trek movie, or why Heroes is still on the air, or why anyone gives a fuck about Zach Quinto.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 01:46:41 PM
Live for Films said:
I think it is actually the Mirror universe Quinto - he's only shaved off the goatee to fool us all
Posted 06/24/2009 at 01:48:21 PM
JPyke said:
Zach clearly has the coolest entourage in Hollywood. Fuck Turtle and Drama. Zach has Steak and Butcher!
Posted 06/24/2009 at 02:03:32 PM
Bill said:
And now we all know what a "normal" day is like for Sylar/Spock.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 02:11:44 PM
Zach R said:
Whatever, it's still more coherent and interesting than Heroes.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 02:12:45 PM
Skeletor said:
God...him having to help the steak is friggin' awesome.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 03:17:44 PM
FuryOfFirestorm said:
If only ZQ had fought the steak...the tabloids would read;
"Sylar beats meat in public with his dog!"
Posted 06/24/2009 at 03:49:20 PM
Sappy404 said:
Wait, is there a hidden code in this somewhere? If you type steakbutcherdogquintofall into www.1-18-08.com, there's a piece of a picture of a note from a stranded tribble decoded. It's written on Tagruato Co. stationery and it looks like part of the periodic table...
Posted 06/24/2009 at 04:03:19 PM
Yakub Shabazz said:
I think an explanation for this video should be this Friday's contest. And Doctor Death already wins.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 04:55:48 PM
Zeta said:
Oh Mr. Quinto, you are so very delightfully gay in real-life.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 07:28:24 PM
Xanthippas said:
Yeah dude. It was you falling down that people are going to laugh at. There's nothing at all funny about seeing you walking around with a butcher and a man-steak.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 09:03:14 PM
Amanduh said:
Normally, I'd have empathy for an actor who's got a camera shoved in his face while trying to walk his dog. But...the meat...jut...what the fuck?!? I can't get to a point of having empathy because I'm too distracted.
And yes, this video makes more sense than Season 3 of Heroes. But that isn't saying much.
Posted 06/24/2009 at 10:04:14 PM
Alder Knight said:
It was a prank on the paparazzi, from what I've read. (My source info mostly comes from ontd_startrek on LJ, and they tend to know their shit when it comes to ZQ.)
Posted 06/24/2009 at 10:50:08 PM
Snoodle said:
@Alder Knight
Agreed.
(And hey! A fellow ONTD_StarTrekker :D)
Posted 06/25/2009 at 01:02:29 AM
Laraneia said:
it's apparently a stunt for a short film they've made. All is explained here :
http://www.zacharyquinto.com/exclusive-video-buddy-and-andy.html
:)
Posted 06/25/2009 at 12:22:30 PM






